|
I hate Tania, I hate Andrei and Elizabeth, I hate Karine and Pole, and I find Colt repulsive in every sense of the word, so this season is gonna be fun. Would I want to see Kalani drop a bitch, though? Deeply. e: I could be remembering this wrong (from Fraudcast), but isn't Jess someone Colt has known for years? ee: I hate Elizabeth's family almost as much as I hate her husband. eee: Seriously, if my partner just started declaring grand expensive plans to people without even asking me, I'd be so fast in shutting them down that it would probably cause a divorce. eeee: "I hate everything with poopie," girl  but you have like ten or three or four hundred kids, however many kids you actually have.eeeee: okay but I will never get over "WHO IS AGAINST THE QUEEN WILL DIE" because jesus christ what an amazing line. eeeeee: LARISSA STOP LYING ABOUT COLTEE'S DICKY WE KNOW IT'S VERY SMALLY. eeeeeee: Asuelu is kind of awesome tbh. I would take his yogurt sample. I don't mean it THAT way, shut up. eeeeeee: "I just got my period, I don't know what it means." Uhhhh it means middle fingers up, hold 'em womb high, wave 'em at your cooch, tell it "egg, bye." Fleta Mcgurn fucked around with this message at 07:54 on Jun 15, 2020 |
#
?
Jun 15, 2020 07:10
|
|
|
|
| # ? May 6, 2024 05:44 |
|
|
Fleta Mcgurn posted:eeeeee: LARISSA STOP LYING ABOUT COLTEE'S DICKY WE KNOW IT'S VERY I’d bet that it’s part of the divorce settlement that she has to say positive things about “little colt”
|
|
#
?
Jun 15, 2020 08:11
|
|
|
Molly saying that Colt keeps ordering women from a website called "Butts Over Brazil" is my new favorite thing.
|
|
#
?
Jun 15, 2020 14:10
|
|
|
has anyone uploaded a cut with all the juicy unaired bits from the tell-all?
|
|
#
?
Jun 15, 2020 19:14
|
|
|
Good Soldier Svejk posted:$300k and motherfucker still hasn't bought a wife I just saw part 2 of the tell all and I wanted to talk about this. Obviously for that amount of money, he could have done any number of things to find a partner. It's possible that it started slow and he didn't realize how much he was spending until he was stuck in a sunk cost. But what I think is most likely, is that this is a guy who makes good money and doesn't live beyond his means. He has lots of extra cash while still being in the mindset that he's a nice guy with a good job and a good home so he thinks he should be able to get exactly the woman that he wants. He wants very young and very pretty despite being a shlubby guy who's not young and seems to have little charisma. It reminds me of the show Millionaire Matchmaker where the rich guys are used to buying and receiving exactly what they want all the time, so they think they can fork out a lot, and then the holy grail every time without realizing that you still have to be a good enough person to attract that partner. If he had spent that much money on pro matchmakers in LV or LA (and maybe he has, I wish someone would have asked him that) he's exactly the type to say "I paid a lot, but none of the women they showed me impressed me." He deserves pity for being scammed and brainwashing himself into thinking it's real, but I'm going to guess that a strong sense of entitlement is there too. I mean, this is a guy who clearly wants an eastern european wife and never bothered to learn the most basic of Russian after a couple decades.
|
|
#
?
Jun 15, 2020 20:44
|
|
|
Lister posted:I just saw part 2 of the tell all and I wanted to talk about this. Obviously for that amount of money, he could have done any number of things to find a partner. It's possible that it started slow and he didn't realize how much he was spending until he was stuck in a sunk cost. But what I think is most likely, is that this is a guy who makes good money and doesn't live beyond his means. He has lots of extra cash while still being in the mindset that he's a nice guy with a good job and a good home so he thinks he should be able to get exactly the woman that he wants. He wants very young and very pretty despite being a shlubby guy who's not young and seems to have little charisma. This is all spot on imo. Throughout the whole series I kept waiting for someone to ask him "So David, what is it that you like about Lana, specifically?" and other related relationship questions like "What are you bringing to the table in this relationship?" Because when you frame it like that it really lays bare who he is as a person. He wants a smoking hot young sex servant who can't disagree with him because they don't share a language. Pretty disgusting.
|
|
#
?
Jun 15, 2020 21:20
|
|
|
Larissa: Maybe I should get a job as a stripper! Called it. High five, me.
|
|
#
?
Jun 15, 2020 21:54
|
|
|
I promise I'll stop asking these questions soon but was the episode last night 60 minutes, and was it the same as the one that's been online for a minute? Wish this was easy to watch in the UK
|
|
#
?
Jun 15, 2020 21:54
|
|
|
If Angela hasn’t had a period in two years and then had one, she needs to see her doctor. Menopausal women having uterine bleeding is a symptom of cancer.
|
|
#
?
Jun 15, 2020 22:27
|
|
|
How the gently caress do you spend 300k on a wife. It's easy. Premium tinder, change your location to wherever you want to exploit your wife from, block whoever is asking for money. Anyways I'm getting married next week you're all invited.
|
|
#
?
Jun 15, 2020 22:45
|
|
|
timp posted:He wants a smoking hot young sex servant who can't disagree with him because they don't share a language. Pretty disgusting. I wouldn't go that far. I think he does want a genuine partner even if he's shallow. He's just fallen into the trap of thinking "I'm a good, generous, nice person. I've done well in my life and have status. By earning these things in my life and staying kind, women will see that, appreciate it, and fall in love with me." He's failing to realize that all those things aren't enough to attract and obtain someone, especially a woman much younger and prettier than he is. It's typical nice guy syndrome, and while he could probably obtain someone in her 50s and average looking, he believes he can and should do better than that.
|
|
#
?
Jun 16, 2020 01:02
|
|
|
Lister posted:I wouldn't go that far. I think he does want a genuine partner even if he's shallow. He's just fallen into the trap of thinking "I'm a good, generous, nice person. I've done well in my life and have status. By earning these things in my life and staying kind, women will see that, appreciate it, and fall in love with me." He's failing to realize that all those things aren't enough to attract and obtain someone, especially a woman much younger and prettier than he is. It's typical nice guy syndrome, and while he could probably obtain someone in her 50s and average looking, he believes he can and should do better than that. He put literal tokens into the kindness slot in the form of 300k He also is so evidently completely devoid of a personality. If he is anything other than "guy who talks to Ukrainian woman" I couldn't tell you what it is
|
|
#
?
Jun 16, 2020 01:07
|
|
|
David is 100% a weird old nerd verging on incel. He's less disgusting than some of these creeps but still well within the realm of disgusting, particularly his entitlement in regards to women and his bizarre naivety in regards to thinking some hot 25 year old wants to be in an RV with him and all his loving cats.
|
|
#
?
Jun 16, 2020 01:28
|
|
|
MAKE NO BABBYS posted:David is 100% a weird old nerd verging on incel. He's less disgusting than some of these creeps but still well within the realm of disgusting, particularly his entitlement in regards to women and his bizarre naivety in regards to thinking some hot 25 year old wants to be in an RV with him and all his loving cats. And his cartons and cartons of juice!
|
|
#
?
Jun 16, 2020 01:31
|
|
|
Was David’s juice hoarding on the show? I don’t remember seeing that And I like that everyone got sick of Steph’s friend being loud and annoying and Shaun kicked her off the show
|
|
#
?
Jun 16, 2020 01:35
|
|
|
Nah y’all, it was jugs and jugs of cranberry juice. Cuz he’s such A Nice Guy to worry about Lana’s urinary health after all their (hoped for) smashing.
|
|
#
?
Jun 16, 2020 01:43
|
|
|
He had a few dozen jugs of grape juice in his kitchen since he apparently doesn't like to drink water. He's hard to sympathize with since he's doing exactly what he wants. He doesn't want an actual relationship, he just wants to play a weird Russian bride chat game he invented.
|
|
#
?
Jun 16, 2020 01:45
|
|
|
Who the gently caress are these golems talking to David
|
|
#
?
Jun 16, 2020 01:58
|
|
|
Colt is a loving pig
|
|
#
?
Jun 16, 2020 02:20
|
|
|
"I told my mom I was meeting a friend and not a girlfriend because you're Brazilian and I'm embarrassed to be with you. I don't want you to be mad, this is not a bad thing, I want to take things slow. But I do still expect you to have sex with me."
|
|
#
?
Jun 16, 2020 02:25
|
|
|
Extra Large Marge posted:Today I get my big boobs and beautiful nose
|
|
#
?
Jun 16, 2020 02:26
|
|
|
David flailing around trying to explain how he’s not getting scammed because of Imbra law reminds me of Charlie from Always Sunny trying to argue about Bird Law.
|
|
#
?
Jun 16, 2020 02:35
|
|
|
Magissima posted:"I told my mom I was meeting a friend and not a girlfriend because you're Brazilian and I'm embarrassed to be with you. I don't want you to be mad, this is not a bad thing, I want to take things slow. But I do still expect you to have sex with me." Yeah he’s completely gross. After they broke up supposedly he also did the whole revenge porn thing with some private photos she sent him.
|
|
#
?
Jun 16, 2020 02:52
|
|
|
What the hell was that weird segment with celebrities asking uninteresting yet mildly rude questions to Ed and Darcey and beaming smugly like they just dropped the most brutal ownage of all time?
|
|
#
?
Jun 16, 2020 03:08
|
|
|
those were celebrities? I saw a minute of that since my TiVo is set to record 2 minutes early and after the show in case of time differences - but I didn't recognize the people as celebrities. Real celebrities or "celebrities" that have youtube shows / were on another show at some point in history?
|
|
#
?
Jun 16, 2020 07:12
|
|
|
otter posted:those were celebrities? I saw a minute of that since my TiVo is set to record 2 minutes early and after the show in case of time differences - but I didn't recognize the people as celebrities. Real celebrities or "celebrities" that have youtube shows / were on another show at some point in history? You've never heard of Mark Walhlberg or Rebecca Romijn or god forbid even Jenny McCarthy? 
|
|
#
?
Jun 16, 2020 16:04
|
|
|
Yes, but those weren't the people I saw / fast forwarded over. Hence the question. Nobody should be giving Jenny McCarthy any attention though.
|
|
#
?
Jun 16, 2020 16:27
|
|
|
MAKE NO BABBYS posted:David is 100% a weird old nerd verging on incel. He's less disgusting than some of these creeps but still well within the realm of disgusting, particularly his entitlement in regards to women and his bizarre naivety in regards to thinking some hot 25 year old wants to be in an RV with him and all his loving cats. The fact that he has spent 300k+ and decades of his life talking to Ukrainian women and still doesn't know ANY of the language is bizarre as gently caress. Most weebs at least try to learn the language of the women they fetishize so they can try to impress them. I think whoever said he wants the lack of shared language so he can control the relationship and his partner was probably right.
|
|
#
?
Jun 16, 2020 16:32
|
|
Cat Army
|
I'd agree with that if David wasn't a total doormat. I really don't think it's malicious like that and instead goes back to the entitlement issue. He's probably thinking "I'm busy with my good paying job and I'm giving her gifts from that. If she's a model, she should have the extra time to learn my language instead of me learning hers."
|
|
#
?
Jun 16, 2020 19:39
|
|
|
David is a complete rear end when challenged by anyone and enjoys feeling like he's a big king poo poo
|
|
#
?
Jun 16, 2020 20:04
|
|
|
rear end cobra posted:Coltee and Larissa are divorced but I'd watch them both with new idiot partners Well, you got your wish
|
|
#
?
Jun 16, 2020 21:37
|
|
|
Taintrunner posted:Well, you got your wish The monkey's paw twist is that they get back together. Not that the wish wasn't awful by itself
|
|
#
?
Jun 16, 2020 22:51
|
|
|
David is the future version of Coltee
|
|
#
?
Jun 16, 2020 23:13
|
|
|
I hate Devon so much. She's a monster. Who could be worse than her this season? Devon's mom. I feel bad for Jihoon.
|
|
#
?
Jun 17, 2020 00:14
|
|
|
I've been watching clips of this show thanks to Master of Blackjack via Youtube on and off for the past month and thank god this thread exists I read the whole thing in an afternoon and the descent into Ed/David/Geoffrey madness is pretty hilarious. Frankly this show is loving evil and violates every ethics standard in the loving books and shouldn't exist yet I can't look away. I hate it. I hate me! I hate that I enjoy this piece of poo poo! Colt is just as bad as Geoffrey/Ed and leaked nudes of Larissa and his new girlfriend. So yeah. Purely evil manipulative piece of poo poo and I can't believe TLC didn't cut him after everything with Larissa. She's... out there, for sure, but... Colt is really hosed up. The relationship with him and his mom is utter nightmare poo poo for a potential wife to come into the picture of and Larissa really got put through the loving ringer. Honestly a piece of poo poo like that should be rotting in prison, if only to get him away from his mother for the first time in his life. Hoping and praying for Syngin. He doesn't deserve this nightmare person of a partner and comes off like a solid guy to his core. Someone should put him and Rose together, I feel so bad for her after everything with Ed. Pure nightmare fuel. Hopefully she's in a better place now - she's got more Youtube subscribers than dedicated career Youtuber Steph! I mostly skipped over the Tom stuff but coming back to it now, he's really something else. A complete piece of work: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFLE6poKSWA Like he does the perfect gentleman thing, he sweeps Darcey off her feet, he has this in the loving bag, like goddamn man. Well done. She's so blown away and you're playing it off as "This is normal," with a bunch of sweet compliments, and then at like 2:35, he throws in the nastiest loving neg at her just to gently caress up everything. Years ago I was a bit of a serial dater, and you never, ever, make a dig at a woman like that. Jesus fuckin' christ. Not only is it just needlessly fuckin' nasty, but now you've hosed up the entire vibe. Utterly disgusting. Also Darcey going to bat for Rose on the Tell-All was great. She's... something else, with her own problems, but at least she isn't actively sadistic. Taintrunner fucked around with this message at 01:39 on Jun 17, 2020 |
|
#
?
Jun 17, 2020 01:23
|
|
|
Darcy is incredibly supportive of other women. She's never negging on other women on the show like Baby Goat or Angela. Even other woman like Jesse's mom, or Tom's friends and sister she didn't try to start poo poo with unlike someone like Stephanie Also her discount luxury good persona is a bonus. Talking about driving a luxury car while rolling in an Altima. Talking about day spas in San Tropez when at the family pool at the Radisson. Give me more of that
|
|
#
?
Jun 17, 2020 02:15
|
|
|
WhyteRyce posted:
Thank you for bringing this up! Darcy makes no sense money wise and my S/O thinks all of her poo poo is fake. Like she has 50k supposedly on her wrist but flies coach? gently caress even Stephanie the horrible monster flew business class to fuckin Australia (which ain’t cheap). Darcy’s persona is built on lies and fake poo poo from head to toe. Also I loving hate Stephanie and her “friends” so much. The way she and they treated Erika was fuckin horrible.
|
|
#
?
Jun 17, 2020 02:26
|
|
|
Stephanie apparently begs for crowdsourced medical bill help then drives around in a new Porsche And yes Darcy is basically the living embodiment of the JLo collection at Kohl's
|
|
#
?
Jun 17, 2020 02:28
|
|
|
WhyteRyce posted:Stephanie apparently begs for crowdsourced medical bill help then drives around in a new Porsche She is literally a horrible human being.
|
|
#
?
Jun 17, 2020 02:29
|
|
|
|
| # ? May 6, 2024 05:44 |
|
|
Also Casa de Darcy looks like Groverhaus with a better front facade and up to date countertops
|
|
#
?
Jun 17, 2020 02:33
|
|