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owlhawk911: come chill with me, in byob

owlhawk911 posted:

a secret forum for sad posts. all the posts you delete cause they're way too sad and would just bum everyone out? they go there, and if anyone ever finds it they have a really sad day. they can't even use it as a secret little forum for their crew because it's just too sad. the saddest forum

and one day the byob spaceship lands there

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# ? Jun 17, 2020 07:06

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# ? May 6, 2024 12:13

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

porn star named "atilla the hung"

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# ? Jun 17, 2020 20:34

Barco Fiesta: a fantasy of olives

a praying mantis who is a film noir private detective who lives in a forest and solves bug mysteries and wears a little hat.

# ? Jun 17, 2020 21:14

Cubone: Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

Barco Fiesta posted:

a praying mantis who is a film noir private detective who lives in a forest and solves bug mysteries and wears a little hat.

every female praying mantis is a femme fatale

# ? Jun 17, 2020 21:17

Barco Fiesta: a fantasy of olives

Cubone posted:

every female praying mantis is a femme fatale

the final case for Mantis Malone, Private Eye, was the mystery of who bit his head off during sex.

# ? Jun 17, 2020 21:26

canyoneer: I only have canyoneyes for you

Barco Fiesta posted:

a praying mantis who is a film noir private detective who lives in a forest and solves bug mysteries and wears a little hat.

an atheist mantis who also wears a little hat and cargo shorts

# ? Jun 17, 2020 22:09

jpeg: good_mother69

Barco Fiesta posted:

the final case for Mantis Malone, Private Eye, was the mystery of who bit his head off during sex.

Mantis Malone Gives Head To Lady of the Night

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# ? Jun 17, 2020 23:46

google THIS

canyoneer posted:

an atheist mantis who also wears a little hat and cargo shorts

A praying mantis man-o-sphere, except some of the points they make are actually valid.

# ? Jun 17, 2020 23:56

nut

camel w three humps

# ? Jun 18, 2020 00:14

jpeg: good_mother69

nut posted:

camel w three humps

my lovely camel humps

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# ? Jun 18, 2020 00:18

vanisher

"vis a vis" is the new credit card from american express

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# ? Jun 18, 2020 00:25

vanisher

hamex card from Boston Market

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# ? Jun 18, 2020 00:26

Robot Made of Meat

Nosfereefer posted:

porn star named "atilla the hung"

Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

# ? Jun 18, 2020 00:26

Barking Gecko: Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."

phone with only a selfie camera named the myphone

# ? Jun 18, 2020 00:33

ghost emoji: oooOooOOOooh

canyoneer posted:

an atheist mantis who also wears a little hat and cargo shorts

(tips fedora) m'antis

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# ? Jun 18, 2020 01:20

nut

camel four hump

# ? Jun 18, 2020 01:41

Yinlock

medieval knights tricking out their horses like low-riders

# ? Jun 18, 2020 17:12

jpeg: good_mother69

Yinlock posted:

medieval knights tricking out their horses like low-riders

Look at these hydraulics :drat:

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# ? Jun 18, 2020 17:33

owlhawk911: come chill with me, in byob

Yinlock posted:

medieval knights tricking out their horses like low-riders

jpeg posted:

Look at these hydraulics

this one is funny cause it totally happened irl

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# ? Jun 18, 2020 17:51

Yinlock

oh poo poo check out that dude's ride

*fully armored knight rides into the town square on a shetland pony w/ sunglasses*

# ? Jun 18, 2020 18:23

Yinlock

jpeg posted:

Look at these hydraulics

hell yes

# ? Jun 18, 2020 18:24

Jaguars!

Yinlock posted:

oh poo poo check out that dude's ride

*fully armored knight rides into the town square on a shetland pony w/ sunglasses*

Check out my sleeper donkey

# ? Jun 18, 2020 21:37

owlhawk911: come chill with me, in byob

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# ? Jun 18, 2020 21:47

Bright Bart: False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

It's like in Game of Thrones where the nobility greet each other "my lord" except it's the real world and "hey [c-word]" or a solemn "my [n-word]" starts off as a joke but then get turned into a really formal greeting long past the original offensive context is forgotten. Like two space warlords or space Harvard professors tip their visors and spout off some real problematic poo poo as a polite greeting.

# ? Jun 19, 2020 06:57

Prurient Squid: Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

Man, it is said, is a gregarious animal. There's some potential that I reckon. Perhaps a sitcom entitled "Gregarious Animals" where the characters really are animals but they find themselves in human situations. That's as far as I got.

# ? Jun 19, 2020 10:18

ChubbyChecker

super sweet best pal posted:

Socratic Method Man convinced me I agreed with the song's message all along.

is it a pro tier username?

# ? Jun 19, 2020 10:18

ChubbyChecker

owlhawk911 posted:

a secret forum for sad posts. all the posts you delete cause they're way too sad and would just bum everyone out? they go there, and if anyone ever finds it they have a really sad day. they can't even use it as a secret little forum for their crew because it's just too sad. the saddest forum

lol

# ? Jun 19, 2020 11:13

alnilam

Prurient Squid posted:

Man, it is said, is a gregarious animal. There's some potential that I reckon. Perhaps a sitcom entitled "Gregarious Animals" where the characters really are animals but they find themselves in human situations. That's as far as I got.

They're also all named Greg

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# ? Jun 19, 2020 13:37

more falafel please: forums poster

ChubbyChecker posted:

is it a pro tier username?

there was an LF poster named Socratic Method Man who i think was married to UN Inspectah Deck

thanks Saoshyant and nesamdoom for the sigs!

# ? Jun 19, 2020 14:44

alnilam

Something Crawdad

that's all i got

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# ? Jun 19, 2020 15:58

owlhawk911: come chill with me, in byob

ChubbyChecker posted:

is it a pro tier username?

yeah it is

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# ? Jun 19, 2020 19:14

Bright Bart: False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

Drug Cops. Not like the DEA. Like cops that police "rules of the game". That'll be a $150 fine for snitching mamm. Yes I know mamm I don't make the rules I just serve and protect mamm.

Bright Bart fucked around with this message at 22:15 on Jun 19, 2020

# ? Jun 19, 2020 22:12

more falafel please: forums poster

Bright Bart posted:

Drug Cops. Not like the DEA. Like cops that police "rules of the game". That'll be a $150 fine for snitching mamm. Yes I know mamm I don't make the rules I just serve and protect mamm.

predator handshake meme but it's "drug cops" "regular cops" and "giving you a fine for passing on the right"

thanks Saoshyant and nesamdoom for the sigs!

# ? Jun 19, 2020 22:20

Heather Papps: hello friend

Bright Bart posted:

Drug Cops. Not like the DEA. Like cops that police "rules of the game". That'll be a $150 fine for snitching mamm. Yes I know mamm I don't make the rules I just serve and protect mamm.

puff... puff... puff *sirens and cop cars pull in immediately*
"PASS THE JOINT"

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Jun 20, 2020 00:31

WithoutTheFezOn: Oh no

They got him for Aggravated Bogart.

# ? Jun 20, 2020 00:37

jpeg: good_mother69

Slobbering on the blunt is a capital Offense

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# ? Jun 20, 2020 00:38

owlhawk911: come chill with me, in byob

WithoutTheFezOn posted:

They got him for Aggravated Bogart.

i was sitting in the middle while we smoked on a couch and hit it coming and going. it was an honest mistake. and the Drug Cops ruined my life over it. now that i'm out all my friends have moved on, i can't vote or get a good job, i have to tell my neighbours when i move, they don't want anything to do with me... drat the Drug Cops

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# ? Jun 20, 2020 02:17

owlhawk911: come chill with me, in byob

shot 12 times in the back by the Drug Cops after dropping the cherry on the upholstery

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# ? Jun 20, 2020 02:18

WithoutTheFezOn: Oh no

Your honor, we the jury find the defendant NOT COOL, MAN.

# ? Jun 20, 2020 03:54

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# ? May 6, 2024 12:13

Gene Hackman Fan: by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

cracker barrel in a parallel universe: honky bucket

# ? Jun 20, 2020 06:53

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