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The mod squad (FORUM FRIENDS) has edited the poll 11 1.38%
And inserted their good jokes 4 0.50%
While the rest of you laugh 9 1.13%
Bowsette 103 12.88%
347 43.38%
killer comedy option $69,420.69 15 1.88%
big bandicoot baps 311 38.88%
Total: 800 votes
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repiv
Aug 13, 2009

alf is back, in pogchamp form

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CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

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On the other hand, ugh ALF, really scraping the bottom of the barrel

Now he's talking about Hatsune Miku :stare:

CharlieFoxtrot fucked around with this message at 16:13 on Jun 22, 2020

Baller Time
Apr 22, 2014

by Azathoth
Hey everyone, it's Alf talking about Hatsune Miku

Macaluso
Sep 23, 2005

I HATE THAT HEDGEHOG, BROTHER!
Why is Alf so loud

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Oh wow a Cat eating joke from Alf.

Classic Alf.

Baller Time
Apr 22, 2014

by Azathoth
Alf, Tim Schaefer, Crash Bandicoot.. they got all the irrelevant stuff today :smug:

SeXReX
Jan 9, 2009

I drink, mostly.
And get mad at people on the internet


:emptyquote:

Infinitum posted:

Sakurai has a dope setup as well


Having a SNES and a super famicom instead of just cutting out the plastic bits so one accepts carts from the other...



No Wii or GameCube, somewhere out there a melee diehard actually cried

SeXReX fucked around with this message at 16:24 on Jun 22, 2020

Viewtiful Jew
Apr 21, 2007
Mench'n-a-go-go-baby!
I can't wait to see what Kodaka can do unleashed now that he's broken free from Danganronpa.

https://twitter.com/DeathComeTrue/status/1275001584099790850

Oh, I guess I can't see.

Looper
Mar 1, 2012

Help Im Alive posted:

big fan of samus and isabelle eating ramen together



spring man exactly where he deserves to be

goblin week
Jan 26, 2019

Absolute clown.

Infinitum posted:

Oh wow a Cat eating joke from Alf.

Classic Alf.

Don’t hate alf because he eats more pussy than you :smug:

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

ASK ME ABOUT MY
UNITED STATES MARINES
FUNKO POPS COLLECTION



god his delivery is so stilted

https://twitter.com/Wario64/status/1275084334051909632?s=20

C'mon Alf. We expect better

ymgve
Jan 2, 2004


:dukedog:
Offensive Clock
I assume someone will create a full scale Dyson Sphere in Starbase and you'll need a 64 core CPU to get double digit FPS on it

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


goblin week posted:

Don’t hate alf because he eats more pussy than you :smug:

oh man a high school level burn?

Today is just crushing it with the classic hits.

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees



The cat joke reminded me that Stray is my most anticipated game of 2021

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
Finally there will be a new market for all these ALF Metal Folding TV Trays I stockpiled in the 80's.

lets hang out
Jan 10, 2015

Viewtiful Jew posted:

I can't wait to see what Kodaka can do unleashed now that he's broken free from Danganronpa.

https://twitter.com/DeathComeTrue/status/1275001584099790850

Oh, I guess I can't see.

game's probably going to be short and cheap (less than $20 in japan) so maybe just play it yourself

Cowcaster
Aug 7, 2002



hey are you people watching an e3 in here! cut it out! shoo!

Cowcaster
Aug 7, 2002



should i finish hylics before playing hylics 2 will i miss out on the deep story and plot literally derived from a random text generator

Viewtiful Jew
Apr 21, 2007
Mench'n-a-go-go-baby!

lets hang out posted:

game's probably going to be short and cheap (less than $20 in japan) so maybe just play it yourself

Oh no, I get that. I'm with you on that and how maybe the culture that's grown within the past decade over having an entire game available to watch either day of or even before release maybe isn't always the best for some games. Certain games. Not all but, a few.

But that culture is too far entrenched now, there's no going back to to a time before it.

Like, remember when it was a agreed upon rule within communities at the time that you should wait three months until after release of a game before you Let's Play it? Especially games where the story was the main meat of the game?

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
I heard that Ubisoft will have the Baby Dino from TGIF's Dinosaurs.

SeXReX
Jan 9, 2009

I drink, mostly.
And get mad at people on the internet


:emptyquote:

Cowcaster posted:

should i finish hylics before playing hylics 2 will i miss out on the deep story and plot literally derived from a random text generator

I'm leaning into this obvious joke to say the store page says people who didn't play 1 will still be able to enjoy 2

Just like anodyne

Looper
Mar 1, 2012

Viewtiful Jew posted:

Oh no, I get that. I'm with you on that and how maybe the culture that's grown within the past decade over having an entire game available to watch either day of or even before release maybe isn't always the best for some games. Certain games. Not all but, a few.

But that culture is too far entrenched now, there's no going back to to a time before it.

Like, remember when it was a agreed upon rule within communities at the time that you should wait three months until after release of a game before you Let's Play it? Especially games where the story was the main meat of the game?

i think that was really only this community

stev
Jan 22, 2013

Please be excited.



New Crash is officially horny.

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009

Convex posted:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wizkid:_The_Story_of_Wizball_II


I haven't played it in over 20 years but it was a very strange game that I enjoyed. Tbh I'm not even sure where it came from, one day it was just in the house so I played it

What an odd game. I thought it would just be breakout but nope.

Lurdiak posted:

Thank you but there is nothing to be done. He's going to get the best possible care and his savings + my family's combined income will more than cover it. It's just really sad.

Your feelings are valid and you are allowed to feel the way that you do about this. Not that anybody is trying to invalidate or minimize you, I just want to reassure you in case anyone does try to give you poo poo for it.

You are always here to vent and talk and we (general not specific) will always try to be there for you, whether you're searching for help with a problem or are just looking to vent and/or are just looking to have their thoughts and feelings validate.

Convex
Aug 19, 2010

FirstAidKite posted:

What an odd game. I thought it would just be breakout but nope.

You can also play it in a browser here! https://archive.org/details/msdos_Wizkid_-_The_Story_of_Wizball_II_1992

What kinda got me confused about this game is it has a very cute aesthetic yet you literally loving murder things by squashing them. Like the little butterflies and things explode into bloody messes when you hit them with a brick as the main character just floats around looking all :v:

Convex fucked around with this message at 17:02 on Jun 22, 2020

al-azad
May 28, 2009



stev posted:

New Crash is officially horny.

Old Crash was horny. Whatever happened to his human proportioned girlfriend with big bandicoot baps?

RBA Starblade
Apr 28, 2008

Going Home.

Games Idiot Court Jester

Cowcaster posted:

should i finish hylics before playing hylics 2 will i miss out on the deep story and plot literally derived from a random text generator

It's three hours long so you're almost done anyway

Khanstant
Apr 5, 2007
THATS FUCKIN NELWARD MUSIC I KNOW IT

Khanstant
Apr 5, 2007
hahahaha this janitor dj

frajaq
Jan 30, 2009

#acolyte GM of 2014


goddammit Chris Avellone why did you have to be such a creep

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

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al-azad posted:

Old Crash was horny. Whatever happened to his human proportioned girlfriend with big bandicoot baps?

I will not miss this era of mascot character design.

All the Kongs that look like apes... and then there's Candy

exquisite tea
Apr 21, 2007

Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."


frajaq posted:

goddammit Chris Avellone why did you have to be such a creep

The last good game he wrote was Dark Alliance 2.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

Thinking about how happy Etika would have been today :smith:

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

al-azad posted:

big bandicoot baps

...mods

Lord_Magmar
Feb 24, 2015

"Welcome to pound town, Slifer slacker!"


al-azad posted:

Old Crash was horny. Whatever happened to his human proportioned girlfriend with big bandicoot baps?

She became a highly acclaimed professional kart racer with her own team of bandicoot racing girls.

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

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frajaq posted:

goddammit Chris Avellone why did you have to be such a creep

On that, Bloodlines 2 completely distancing, on the other hand Dying Light 2 probably can't in the same way

https://twitter.com/gamasutra/status/1275107269643063300

The Dark Souls of Posters
Nov 4, 2011

Just Post, Kupo
Have they explained why Alf was resurrected from the 80s to...cohost the Keighley Summer Game Jam?

Mercury Crusader
Apr 20, 2005

You know they say that all demons are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Pyro Jack and you can see that statement is not true, hee-ho!

Infinitum posted:

Sakurai has a dope setup as well


If you zoom into that Mega Drive he has Space Harrier II in it.

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
ALF was the backup after they couldn't get Max Headroom.

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I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004

Infinitum posted:

Sakurai has a dope setup as well


His TV setup is massively bothering me.

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