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You absolutely remember our #1 poster Literally A Person's high stakes contest where we battled intensely for The Man's most prized possessions. You also remember 100% that it was ME that won and you did not. Well, I finally got my prizes and let me tell you I'm still shaking from the excitement.  20$ shipping! I thought I was worth at least 30$ but whatever. What lies inside this mystery box? Let's find out!  This was my 3rd attempt at opening it, I just kept soiling myself in anticipation.  Very nicely packaged, this man knows what he's doing. You can trust this sender.  HOLY poo poo HERE WE GO THIS IS GONNA BE loving INSANE  A wooden sculpture of (a rock?) !!! Have you ever seen anything like it? I sure haven't.  Signed by the Artist himself. See this is very clever because the first letter of each word spells out the same initials as Literally A Person. How does he come up with this stuff??  A bag of wood shavings! And it's JUST MY SIZE. No, there are no drugs hidden inside, I looked.  His business card! I knew he was quite the artist but leave it to LAP to keep surprising you with new, unknown talents! Amazing.  Do you know how long I've been looking for a metal L part that can be used to put it where you would put such a thing? Seems like forever by now.  A vacuum tube!!! Holy poo poo, I cannot wait to get my hands on an old radio, put this inside and listen to old timey news broadcasts from days of yore!  A bag of colored small objects! Either these are candy, or they're the kind of small rocks you'd put at the bottom of an aquarium or something... only one way to find out! EDIT: Ok they're rocks.  Someone just stole my heart AND proposed to me at the same time... I SAID YES.  A small piece of chalk I can use to write his name on the road so he can eventually go on Google Maps, hit the satellite view and see how my love for him knows no bounds!!  A metal tool that can be used to manipulate other metal parts with! Jealous now?   I WILL NEVER STOP KISSING YOUR rear end, NEVER.  At this point I got so used to the sense of gleeful wonder, child-like limitless joy from each gift that I just couldn't stop looking, hoping for more.  I think that's it!  Yep, that's it.  Look at it... LOOK AT IT! Now make another contest you fuckman I wanna win me an oldtime tube radio.
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Bronze Fonz posted:You absolutely remember our #1 poster Literally A Person's high stakes contest where we battled intensely for The Man's most prized possessions.
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Jun 23, 2020 23:03
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I got a gift package from him once and it was a lot better than this, and I dont just mean the dingus.
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Jun 23, 2020 23:04
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I am rock hard with jealousy rn
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Jun 23, 2020 23:05
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HugeGrossBurrito posted:I got a gift package from him once and it was a lot better than this, and I dont just mean the dingus. I've reported your partypooping to the mods, enjoy your perma.
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Jun 23, 2020 23:05
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I looked at it and I couldn't stop looking at it. I'm still looking at it. I may never stop looking at it.
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Jun 23, 2020 23:06
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Bronze Fonz posted:I've reported your partypooping to the mods, enjoy your perma. it was a cool sculpture, I sent him some stuff too it was fun. LAP owns.
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Jun 23, 2020 23:07
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I know who to call next time I need a bigfoot spiritualist! gently caress Kijiji.
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Jun 23, 2020 23:08
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He sent you wood shavings, I hope you have a hamster or other small rodent so that you can pass on this lovely gift
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Jun 23, 2020 23:09
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lol you have a fake pet rock now
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Jun 23, 2020 23:10
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Bronze Fonz posted:I know who to call next time I need a bigfoot spiritualist! gently caress Kijiji. my bigfoot talisman is working, too well honestly, this bigfeet are eating me out of house and home.
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Jun 23, 2020 23:10
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Dell_Zincht posted:He sent you wood shavings, I hope you have a hamster or other small rodent so that you can pass on this lovely gift Hamsters can get their own drat wood shavings, these are mine to keep. DeadFatDuckFat posted:lol you have a fake pet rock now Fake? Guess you did not look at it.
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Jun 23, 2020 23:11
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HugeGrossBurrito posted:my bigfoot talisman is working, too well honestly, this bigfeet are eating me out oh really
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Jun 23, 2020 23:16
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Is this the contest where we pick who we sacrifice next?
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Jun 23, 2020 23:19
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There is no goon who deserves it more, Bronzie!!! Now don't spend all those wood shavings in one place, deary.
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Jun 23, 2020 23:22
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cool poo poo
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Jun 23, 2020 23:23
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Literally A Person posted:There is no goon who deserves it more, Bronzie!!! Now don't spend all those wood shavings in one place, deary. I smoked it all.  You got more? Please tell me you got more man just one more bag that's all please.
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Jun 23, 2020 23:27
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Bronze Fonz posted:I smoked it all. Man, that was just a taste. I got a whole bin but you gotta be buyin' keys for me to move it.
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Jun 23, 2020 23:32
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None of this is healthy.
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Jun 23, 2020 23:32
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I loving love this website and I love all of you
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Jun 23, 2020 23:33
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Sid Vicious posted:I loving love this website and I love all of you I love you, Vice Delicious. e: oh poo poo wrong thread
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Jun 23, 2020 23:43
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LabyaMynora posted:None of this is healthy. yeah you need to go on a diet after this fonz
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Jun 23, 2020 23:48
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Big Beef City posted:oh really Nah, bigfoot ate my rear end.
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Jun 24, 2020 00:33
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Now that my Statues Of Power have been distributed all across the world the second stage of my evil plan can begin.
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Jun 24, 2020 00:39
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Literally A Person posted:Now that my Statues Of Power have been distributed all across the world the second stage of my evil plan can begin. oh poo poo oh gently caress
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Jun 24, 2020 00:47
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This is so cool For real I'd love to send stuff Gotta think
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Jun 24, 2020 00:51
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Mnoba posted:cool poo poo this
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Jun 24, 2020 00:58
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Does the ring fit
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Jun 24, 2020 00:58
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Spinz posted:This is so cool Do you have an old tube radio? Would you like to become my new favorite poster? Devils Affricate posted:Does the ring fit It doesn't... but don't let LAP find out, it would break his heart. LOVE THE RING LAP!
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Jun 24, 2020 01:06
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This is so awesome!!
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Jun 24, 2020 01:07
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My house is full of bigfoots now
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Jun 24, 2020 01:14
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Bronze Fonz posted:It doesn't... but don't let LAP find out, it would break his heart. Oh! It was a pinky ring on me so it was gonna be a close call. Give it to your girl/boyfriend!!! Tell them a crazy man gave it to you! Spinz posted:This is so cool It's so much dang fun.
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Jun 24, 2020 01:16
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HugeGrossBurrito posted:My house is full of bigfoots now You totally got the best sculpture out of that series. I'm a little jel lookin' at it right now.
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Jun 24, 2020 01:17
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Literally A Person posted:Oh! That uh... that's complicated right now but yeah, it fit on her so she gets to keep it. She doesn't think you're crazy, she found the whole thing loving hilarious. It did fit on my pinky, though!
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Jun 24, 2020 01:23
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i didn't believe in fate nor destiny until this very moment, op
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Jun 24, 2020 02:17
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Bronze Fonz posted:That uh... that's complicated right now but yeah, it fit on her so she gets to keep it. She doesn't think you're crazy, she found the whole thing loving hilarious. Um, she is an extremely bad judge of character.
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Jun 24, 2020 02:50
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HugeGrossBurrito posted:My house is full of bigfoots now Wow, uh, I mean, don’t run out of beer.. best of luck. 
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Jun 24, 2020 03:15
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If any bigfeets are spotted near the sculpture please make sure you try and get some well lit, artistic shots of their gorgeous feet. It's ok if they're not well groomed or even if they're a little filthy or if the feet stink really bad and you have to apologize to all of us and the bigfeet and you act super ashamed and embarrassed about it and look disgraceful in the foot pictures. Haha not to be like overly specific or whatever I just mean that'd be funny to see the bigfeet looking at the sculpture is all you know
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Jun 24, 2020 03:45
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HugeGrossBurrito posted:My house is full of bigfoots now Hey buddy, you got a license for this level of witchcraft?
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Devils Affricate posted:Hey buddy, you got a license for this level of witchcraft? The state of maryland has endowed me with unimaginable powers as long as I pay the comptroller
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