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Zippy the Bummer posted:im going to use a vacum cleaner hose on my dick with bacon gres what kinda vacuum cleaner you working with.
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small shop vac like for a garag my dick is small
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Jun 25, 2020 07:04
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Zippy the Bummer posted:small shop vac like for a garag my dick is small idk those things are decednt. don't be so hard on yourself I bet your dick is fine. I have one of those dyson pet vacs with all the different attachments, heck I might try each one. any tips for a newcomer to the sport?
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Jun 25, 2020 07:13
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get stoned and blas motly crue while slapping your balls lots of grese
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Jun 25, 2020 07:37
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Pls be careful. Things are bad but its not worth spraining your dick or poppin a ball or whatever
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:Pls be careful. Things are bad but its not worth spraining your dick or poppin a ball or whatever oh maybe you can help me doctor, I seem to have fractured my inguinal hernia
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Jun 25, 2020 08:51
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Check these fuckin turtles lol
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Jun 25, 2020 08:58
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drat they look chill as gently caress
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jt2j79pca7c pet shop boys
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this is the only true PSB song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3j2NYZ8FKs
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:Check these fuckin turtles lol drat i would smoke up with them
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:Pls be careful. Things are bad but its not worth spraining your dick or poppin a ball or whatever The worst thing that could happen is a ball could get sucked through the dick.
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grillster posted:The worst thing that could happen is a ball could get sucked through the dick. the miracle of male birth
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grillster posted:The worst thing that could happen is a ball could get sucked through the dick. I'm hearing a pneumatic tube whoosh sound when this happens
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hey i took a nap this morning for a coupl hours then got more beer ant wenr right back to it
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oops drunk
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:Check these fuckin turtles lol Want to meet up with those turts and crush cold ones while smoking mountain bowls
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Jun 26, 2020 05:51
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Nooner posted:Want to meet up with those turts and crush cold ones while smoking mountain bowls pm me I got cold ones and mountains and bowls 
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Jun 26, 2020 06:13
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yall ever thought about how denim is a stupid word
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Zippy the Bummer posted:yall ever thought about how denim is a stupid word what about gingham?
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Jun 26, 2020 06:38
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oh drat good one also "kudos" gently caress rhat
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Jun 26, 2020 06:42
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Zippy the Bummer posted:oh drat good one gently caress THAT. Hey all I'm drunk and stoned 
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uh I don't think anyone's been this high ever and hopefully this post reaches your from heaven cuz hell doesn't have WiFi (I'm actually fine just an definitely still the most high, don't wanna alarm anyone) PS I Love you
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I drank half a fifth of vodka and half a bottle of wine and now I'm going to smoke some marijuana and then go to bed
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i took the gRBfge bin down rro the end of thse driveway and it wasnt until it got goa back to my house that i realized mt dick and balls were hanginf out of my boxer shorts from whem i was pissing out the window earlier
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i am goign to PET my DOG ands then dances on rthe roof the weatherrrrrrrrr isss looovvlelyyllllyy its waxing cressent bitches
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MOTHER BITCHES I AM FUCKEDK DO YOU EVEN KNOWN WHO YOUR ARE?? DRINK GOD drat YOU
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Morning marijuana. Yes. https://i.imgur.com/ay85FFS.mp4
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Literally A Person posted:Morning marijuana. me 2 starting this day off confused as gently caress hell yeah who am i
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Jun 26, 2020 15:56
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gf on shrooms I'm going a different path also I got hummus from a good truck what uuuuuuuuup
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fukkin on shrooms is p. fun tbh
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LifeSunDeath posted:fukkin on shrooms is p. fun tbh I like the cut of your jib
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So. Dang. Stoned.
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Gonna post like im lowtax doing a livestream. I DID NOT HIT HER I DID NOT!!!! *screams incomprehendedly while livestream gets shut down*
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I ate 12 medicated cookies yesterday. I was told they were extremely weak, but they weren’t, I only regained consciousness a few hours ago. The moral is simple, eat as many cookies of unknown potency as you can as long as they’re free to you, especially if you’re worried about the future of the forums.
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hey whasup fuckers
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Zippy the Bummer posted:hey whasup fuckers 
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sorry goons I'm gonna do the thing where sex happens I know that's verboten but I am hosed up as poo poo
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Eldercain posted:sorry goons I'm gonna do the thing where sex happens I know that's verboten but hell yeah im rooting for you man
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