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MorrisBae
Jan 18, 2020

by Athanatos
Socially-distanced 10-bell salute

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Joey McChrist
Aug 8, 2005


:drat:

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012


Evergreen

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro



Nice of Bryan to sum up 2020 in a single tweet

Hirez
Feb 3, 2003

Weber scored 49 points?

:allears: :allears: :allears:
I dunno I've heard literally everyone is infected, how could it get worse

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Hirez posted:

I dunno I've heard literally everyone is infected, how could it get worse

They are all infect and they all have died would be worse

Hirez
Feb 3, 2003

Weber scored 49 points?

:allears: :allears: :allears:
:rip:

OctoberCountry
Oct 9, 2012

SU-PER SPREAD-ER *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAPCLAPCLAP*

Hirez
Feb 3, 2003

Weber scored 49 points?

:allears: :allears: :allears:
I can't believe a bunch of people in their skimpies sweating all over eachother, rolling around on a covid covered mat would infect people

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
the latest rumor i heard is that you can actually get covid just by watching Raw or Smackdown on the television

Hirez
Feb 3, 2003

Weber scored 49 points?

:allears: :allears: :allears:
what have I done :ohno:

Erebus
Jul 13, 2001

Okay... Keep your head, Steve boy...

Hirez posted:

I dunno I've heard literally everyone is infected, how could it get worse

Everyone is infected but Hogan and he's coming back to lead the new 4-hour Raw

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
if vince has covid the world may just be finding its turning point

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

It turns out that stuff HHH bought was just aerosol covid-19.

Ad by Khad
Jul 25, 2007

Human Garbage
Watch me try to laugh this title off like the dickbag I am.

I also hang out with racists.

Seth Rollins posted:

the latest rumor i heard is that you can actually get covid just by watching Raw or Smackdown on the television

good news: we're all safe then

bad news: ITS WORSE

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



STAC Goat posted:

It turns out that stuff HHH bought was just aerosol covid-19.

it's like a sword that cuts through the cell wall (and adds a heaping dose) of the virus!

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

STAC Goat posted:

It turns out that stuff HHH bought was just aerosol covid-19.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Q-U2THOF00

Astro7x
Aug 4, 2004
Thinks It's All Real
How have only 3 people been public about getting covid, are they all being told to shut up about it?

Mons Hubris
Aug 29, 2004

fanci flup :)


Astro7x posted:

How have only 3 people been public about getting covid, are they all being told to shut up about it?

Most likely, but I'm really morbidly curious to find out just how bad it is.

1glitch0
Sep 4, 2018

I DON'T GIVE A CRAP WHAT SHE BELIEVES THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS CHANGED MY LIFE #HUFFLEPUFF

Gumball Gumption posted:

"We thought we'd take everyone's mind off of covid by risking the lives of these beloved heroes loved by children."

6 months from now: "We have continued to try and put a smile on people's faces what with all that is happening right now, like the death of most of their favorite wrestlers."

Hirez
Feb 3, 2003

Weber scored 49 points?

:allears: :allears: :allears:
guys, guys I just checked with my sources

People without Covid: Roman, KO, Sami
People with Covid: Everyone else

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe

Hirez posted:

guys, guys I just checked with my sources

People without Covid: Roman, KO, Sami
People with Covid: Everyone else

Vince turning to some real desperate measures to finally get Roman over.

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006


Somebody on the F4W Board asked him if his tweet had to do with "Speaking Out" or Covid and he said "BOTH".

1glitch0
Sep 4, 2018

I DON'T GIVE A CRAP WHAT SHE BELIEVES THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS CHANGED MY LIFE #HUFFLEPUFF

Cerebral Bore posted:

Vince turning to some real desperate measures to finally get Roman over.

Has "Desperate Measures" ever been the name of a tag team? Because it should. I envision them as like a Legion of Doom giant warrior types. Although in WWE it would just be a nerdy skinny guy who keeps asking women out and being rejected named "Desperate". And a guy named Measures who just uses a tape measure to measure stuff around the ring. And they'd be faces.

Hirez
Feb 3, 2003

Weber scored 49 points?

:allears: :allears: :allears:
isn't that Shorty G's gimmick

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
Measures is going to be the breakout star

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



No no the mat is covered in sword spray it's fine

CrcleSqreSanchz
Aug 21, 2002

I'm feeling something new...something...I'm happy??!!

1glitch0 posted:

Has "Desperate Measures" ever been the name of a tag team? Because it should. I envision them as like a Legion of Doom giant warrior types. Although in WWE it would just be a nerdy skinny guy who keeps asking women out and being rejected named "Desperate". And a guy named Measures who just uses a tape measure to measure stuff around the ring. And they'd be faces.

Great now I have Mariana's Trench stuck in my head.


Just kidding, I love having them stuck in my head.

Anyway, I think I know the perfect theme song for this tag team.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Looks like it's time for the Undertaker to come out of retirement

Dacap
Jul 8, 2008

I've been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower.

You have more fun as a follower. But you make more money as a leader.



Codependent Poster posted:

Looks like it's time for the Undertaker to come out of retirement

https://twitter.com/wwe/status/1276304914214457345?s=21

https://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/article/tribute-to-the-undertaker-boneyard-match

OctoberCountry
Oct 9, 2012
So too many people sick to do a taping?

Dacap
Jul 8, 2008

I've been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower.

You have more fun as a follower. But you make more money as a leader.



https://twitter.com/wrestlinggary/status/1276306676547813381?s=21

Irony has died of coronavirus

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

The Undertaker retiring is the exact same things as these dead gay forums finally dying.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Mons Hubris posted:

Most likely, but I'm really morbidly curious to find out just how bad it is.

It'll inevitably come out, but the rumors going around were the amount of people who tested positive was, at most, in the high-20s. Bryan and the Fightful guy both actively saying "whatever you've heard, it's worse" means it's more likely minimum 30 people infected

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


Welp, I think that's next month's Thread Title sewn up.

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

And for any month into the future, really

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




Looking forward to the ventilator on a pole match.

Hirez
Feb 3, 2003

Weber scored 49 points?

:allears: :allears: :allears:
I wonder if WWE will admit covid finally exists in the WWE universe

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Hirez posted:

I wonder if WWE will admit covid finally exists in the WWE universe

its now what three? four? days since news broke and they havent even announced they had a single case

they released a DEAR LEADER instead

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Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer

Pearce and Renee were ill the day the seats were filled...

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