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Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:Nothing about straight medium Nothing is straight in 2020 
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Jun 28, 2020 04:03
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Have they never heard of a cheese grater?
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Jun 28, 2020 04:30
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Silver John posted:Have they never heard of a cheese grater? Do you bring one with you to restaurants, typically?
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Jun 28, 2020 04:32
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The Bloop posted:Do you bring one with you to restaurants, typically? I might if I were unable to eat without shredded cheese.
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Jun 28, 2020 04:35
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BrigadierSensible posted:Stop fighting about grilled cheeses. Had one of these growing up. Put a slice of bologna in the middle and dip that crust into some tomato soup.
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Jun 28, 2020 04:35
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Inceltown posted:This is pretty wild can you repost this with a capture that doesn't require me to turn my speakers to 100% to barely make out whatever the gently caress
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Jun 28, 2020 04:37
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Jun 28, 2020 04:42
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That's a fuckin' huge chicken tender
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Jun 28, 2020 04:43
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I’d try to take a huge bite out of that then have to make an emergency dentist appointment.
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Jun 28, 2020 04:45
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Do not eat the forbidden tendie
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Jun 28, 2020 04:47
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It's calcite, it's pretty soft. 3 on the Mohs scale vs. 5 for teeth.
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Jun 28, 2020 04:47
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Garrand posted:Do not eat the forbidden tendie I'm an American and we do the opposite of what everyone says so now I have to eat it
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Jun 28, 2020 04:49
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Could you let it dissolve for a few months in an acid solution that also tasted like blue cheese?
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Jun 28, 2020 04:57
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BrigadierSensible posted:Stop fighting about grilled cheeses. I like my toast uncompressed and soaked with butter. 
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Jun 28, 2020 05:08
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Memento posted:It's calcite, it's pretty soft. 3 on the Mohs scale vs. 5 for teeth. ...So you're saying we can eat it?
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Jun 28, 2020 05:13
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Memento posted:It's calcite, it's pretty soft. 3 on the Mohs scale vs. 5 for teeth. The Mighty Moltres posted:I’d try to take a huge bite out of that then have to make an emergency dentist appointment.
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Jun 28, 2020 05:29
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My point is that yes, you can eat it. You can crunch it up without damaging your teeth. It will be one of the least pleasant experiences of your life, but you can do it. Like eating exceedingly crunchy chalk.
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Jun 28, 2020 05:31
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It won't break your teeth, but it might poison you or slice open your digestive tract.
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Jun 28, 2020 05:37
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ultrafilter posted:It won't break your teeth, but it might poison you or slice open your digestive tract. So what your saying is it might taste good?
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Jun 28, 2020 05:39
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ultrafilter posted:It won't break your teeth, but it might poison you or slice open your digestive tract. Tbh most regular chicken tenders do that anyways
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Jun 28, 2020 05:40
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I mean, it would still probably gently caress up your teeth pretty good. Just because teeth are harder doesn't mean anything. People break their teeth on much softer stuff every day.
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Jun 28, 2020 05:40
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Well, calcite is calcium carbonate, which is literally what antacids are made of. Stomach acid will either break it down completely, or smooth it off enough you'll be fine.
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Jun 28, 2020 05:41
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Memento posted:Well, calcite is calcium carbonate, which is literally what antacids are made of. Stomach acid will either break it down completely, or smooth it off enough you'll be fine. ... so I can make crystal art out of my Tums?
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Jun 28, 2020 06:31
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seance snacks posted:... so I can make crystal art out of my Tums? Calcite is a stable polymorph of calcium carbonate, which means it's one of the shapes that calcium carbonate can take. In this case, it's a crystalline form that becomes translucent and can have a variety of subtle colourations, from very pale yellow to a medium orange-brown. Your Tums are (mostly) calcium carbonate in a much less structured form, basically chalk. Some antacids actually use calcium citrate or calcium citrate-maleate which I don't really know much about. I guess if you wanted to dissolve them in acid and then re-precipitate the calcium carbonate out you could look up how to do that. None of which is a funny picture. I'll put this one here that I posted in the OSHA thread because it's pretty funny. https://i.imgur.com/SRWpOoQ.mp4
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Jun 28, 2020 06:43
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Calcium carbonate can also cause kidney stones and constipation so the forbidden tendie might look like that coming out too.
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Jun 28, 2020 08:06
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Memento posted:My point is that yes, you can eat it. You can crunch it up without damaging your teeth. I've got a cracked one that I need to either get removed or a filling so biting that thing would probably gently caress me up.
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Jun 28, 2020 08:40
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y'all are getting really loving nerdy about a delicious chicken tender
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Jun 28, 2020 08:46
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I ate a fried chicken yesterday Coincidence?
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Jun 28, 2020 09:12
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Silver John posted:Have they never heard of a cheese grater? The Bloop posted:Do you bring one with you to restaurants, typically? I think it’s totally reasonable for Silver John to not consider that someone might be dining out during a loving pandemic.
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Jun 28, 2020 09:38
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Platystemon posted:I think it’s totally reasonable for Silver John to not consider that someone might be dining out during a loving pandemic.
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Jun 28, 2020 09:46
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Platystemon posted:I think it’s totally reasonable for Silver John to not consider that someone might be dining out during a loving pandemic. They statement even talks about getting crappy service. If you're not eating out and getting crappy service then you're just posting about yourself not getting up to go to the fridge.
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Jun 28, 2020 09:49
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Inceltown posted:They statement even talks about getting crappy service. If you're not eating out and getting crappy service then you're just posting about yourself not getting up to go to the fridge. They mention the restaurant and location by name, note that they've asked several people, and have a commercial fire alarm pull box in the photo.
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Jun 28, 2020 09:51
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(how do i post images?)
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Jun 28, 2020 09:51
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If you're trying to post something from imgur, you need to put the direct link in image tags, which looks like thiscode:
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Jun 28, 2020 10:01
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Waals Vander posted:(how do i post images?) https://forums.somethingawful.com/misc.php?action=bbcode It's got the full list of codes, including how to embed images and videos.
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Jun 28, 2020 11:41
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bike tory posted:gently caress I thought we were finally going to find out what to do with a drunken sailor early in the morning It's quiet, but they do tell you. Make him pay one thousand euros Make him pay one thousand euros Make him pay one thousand euros To the Irish gov'ment Lock him up three months in prison Lock him up three months in prison Lock him up three months in prison Final month suspended
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Jun 28, 2020 13:13
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AreWeDrunkYet posted:They mention the restaurant and location by name, note that they've asked several people, and have a commercial fire alarm pull box in the photo. You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel
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Jun 28, 2020 15:08
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The Bloop posted:Do you bring one with you to restaurants, typically? For some reason I thought they were at home and calling grocery stores who didn’t have any cheese. I’m rather confused as to why I thought that
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Jun 28, 2020 16:22
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Silver John posted:For some reason I thought they were at home and calling grocery stores who didn’t have any cheese. I thought the same because I still can't work it out that folks are already going out to eat at restaurants at this point.
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Jun 28, 2020 16:29
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Silver John posted:For some reason I thought they were at home and calling grocery stores who didn’t have any cheese. I thought they were at home and the joke was that the next picture was their 4 children, not bringing them cheese.
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