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Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

sephiRoth IRA posted:

It’s the flinch he does when the jar breaks. Wish I could forget it. In that interview I think I remember he discusses how he was trying to be quiet so his family wouldn’t know - he didn’t scream or anything, just tried to move through the pain

Imagine explaining to your wife that you need to go to the hospital to have glass extracted from your rectal cavity.

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SacrificialGoat
Oct 8, 2003

Catjaw is a hero of the people

Sir Not Appearing posted:

Imagine explaining to your wife that you need to go to the hospital to have glass extracted from your rectal cavity.

Bold of you to assume that a guy who crams jars up his rear end has a wife

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Inzombiac posted:

I'm an Old as far as internet culture is concerned and the jar video was the first time I felt genuine shock.
Even after watching Faces of Death VHS tapes in middle school, jar dude stuck with me.

if the jar isn't from Cleveland, Ohio then it's just sparkling masochism

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

SacrificialGoat posted:

Bold of you to assume that a guy who crams jars up his rear end has a wife

I mean, yeah, he could have been living in his parent's house

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Pastry of the Year posted:

if the jar isn't from Cleveland, Ohio then it's just sparkling masochism

a steamer of a joke

Weldon Pemberton
May 19, 2012

Sir Not Appearing posted:

Imagine explaining to your wife that you need to go to the hospital to have glass extracted from your rectal cavity.

He didn't go to the hospital according to the interview, just picked out the glass and waited for it to heal. Also, he still crams jars and other glass objects up there, only now is "more careful". :)

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

Sir Not Appearing posted:

Imagine explaining to your wife that you need to go to the hospital to have glass extracted from your rectal cavity.

Imagine if he had started screaming, and his wife and kids would have run in and seen that.

I'm pretty sure that's a legal excuse to become a serial killer.

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

"Oh no Jamie and Cindy, Daddy just slipped on his way to get a late night pickle, don't worry, go back to bed."

Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE

Elviscat posted:

"Oh no Jamie and Cindy, Daddy just slipped on his way to get a late night pickle, don't worry, go back to bed."

This works on a few different levels

Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011


I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

Elviscat posted:

Imagine if he had started screaming, and his wife and kids would have run in and seen that.

I'm pretty sure that's a legal excuse to become a serial killer.

I saw an article somewhere written by a guy who'd managed to get one of those massive Anal Intruder-type dildos lodged in/perforating his colon, requiring surgery. He had a middle-school-aged kid at the time, and once the school rumor mill got ahold of "X's dad has a colostomy bag 'cause he broke his rear end with a three-foot-long dildo," the kid's life was pretty ruined. Honestly kind of a sad story.

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?

Weldon Pemberton posted:

He didn't go to the hospital according to the interview, just picked out the glass and waited for it to heal. Also, he still crams jars and other glass objects up there, only now is "more careful". :)

With all the scar tissue he probably has to go weirder than ever to feel anything.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Antivehicular posted:

Honestly kind of a sad story.

“Kinda?”

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Elviscat posted:

"Oh no Jamie and Cindy, Daddy just slipped on his way to get a late night pickle, don't worry, go back to bed."
"drat these sweaty toes of mine!"

a fatguy baldspot
Aug 29, 2018

Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE
Baby Yoda nooooo

Agrinja
Nov 30, 2013

Praise the Sun!

Total Clam
Jesus it already looks ancient.

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever


Crooked Norway flag and Babby Yoda, so what?

a fatguy baldspot
Aug 29, 2018

Johnny Truant
Jul 22, 2008





Three of these things we can reasonable assume are true...

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?

Johnny Truant posted:

Three of these things we can reasonable assume are true...

I mean what if you got really high and needed a quick life/reality check.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
I don't remember that scene in Memento...:confused:

Ralph Hurley
Aug 3, 2009

:barf::sweep::zoid:




That owns. Tasteless, yes. Owns nonetheless.

a fatguy baldspot
Aug 29, 2018

Ralph Hurley posted:

That owns. Tasteless, yes. Owns nonetheless.

yeah definitely. i'd never get it and i would question your life choices if you did but i would greatly respect your ability to not give a poo poo

but what goes on the thumb?

Lumbermouth
Mar 6, 2008

GREG IS BIG NOW


a fatguy baldspot posted:

yeah definitely. i'd never get it and i would question your life choices if you did but i would greatly respect your ability to not give a poo poo

but what goes on the thumb?

Also booty hole.

Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE
Hitchhiking?

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

Joystick

Flint_Paper
Jun 7, 2004

This isn't cool at all Looshkin! These are dark forces you're titting about with!

Runcible Cat
May 28, 2007

Ignoring this post

Modal Auxiliary posted:

I know we're kind of heading off on a dangerous tangent here, but can somebody please post the top-down gif of Captain RefrigeratorChest spinning in circles (and also maybe the nude edit of the infamous cover that REALLY emphasizes the Liefeldian anatomy)? I can't find them anywhere.

Edit: found the first one, but I'm still jonesing for that aerial view.



A month late, but this thing?

Teketeketeketeke
Mar 11, 2007


Runcible Cat posted:

A month late, but this thing?

Lol

Tears In A Vial
Jan 13, 2008

https://twitter.com/AITA_reddit/status/1278762688282329089

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
this whole video is incredible,but also super bad tattoo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBqY-4oDWAQ

Modal Auxiliary
Jan 14, 2005

Runcible Cat posted:

A month late, but this thing?

It's even more beautiful than I remembered. :swoon:

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
I was torn on this one, between this thread and the other thread, but I think the quality makes this the right thread.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
:agreed:

The line work is just...sad.

whypick1 has a new favorite as of 03:27 on Jul 3, 2020

TheKennedys
Sep 23, 2006

By my hand, I will take you from this godforsaken internet

whypick1 posted:

:agreed:

The line work is just...sad.

many things in this picture are sad

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

That JO crystal is tiny, you'll never get full bro power with that thing.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin


The Kyle-est Kyle

Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE
Holy shiiiittt

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
we have reached, maximum kyle

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Circle Nine
Mar 1, 2009

But that’s how it is when you start wanting to have things. Now, I just look at them, and when I go away I carry them in my head. Then my hands are always free, because I don’t have to carry a suitcase.

Memento posted:

I was torn on this one, between this thread and the other thread, but I think the quality makes this the right thread.



the analog stick is already drifting to the bottom left so while the line work isn't great it does have some level of realism to it.

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