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ErrEff: Feb 13, 2012

Midnight Ride

quote:

All digital characters depicted in this game are 18+

ABOUT THIS GAME

Serena ended up all alone in the middle of nowhere... in the dead of the night.
Can you get her home unmolested?

It's yet another lovely DAZ/Poser slideshow game, this time with the implication that the protagonist gets raped. Wheeee.

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Gameplay

The game is guided completely by the decisions made during the night. Serena can choose any of the rides that stop, each one having its own risks, rewards and endings.
With 7 different endings, almost 700 renders and more than 10 thousand words the game has many paths to be explored and conquered.

Yeah, uh, the NSFW screenshots totally make it seem like the writing was a strong focus of this game.

# ? Apr 13, 2020 16:11

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# ? May 8, 2024 10:17

Captain Hygiene: Sep 17, 2007; You mess with the crabbo...

includes some (avoidable) non-consensual situations
:ohno:

# ? Apr 13, 2020 16:39

Dark_Swordmaster: Oct 31, 2011

Huh, a non-anime rape game in this thread? Well I never

# ? Apr 13, 2020 19:34

William Henry Hairytaint: Oct 29, 2011

Captain Hygiene posted:

includes some (avoidable) non-consensual situations

the first review listed say there's only one consensual outcome so this is pretty much 'rape a hitchhiker: the game'

# ? Apr 13, 2020 23:53

King Vidiot: Feb 17, 2007; You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!

Can you get her home unmolested? If half of those screenshots are anything to go by, nope!

# ? Apr 14, 2020 00:32

Meowywitch: Jan 14, 2010; Fight for all that is beautiful in the world

Is there really an achievement for getting raped jfc

# ? Apr 14, 2020 02:26

ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Games > Terrible Awful Games: Is there really an achievement for getting raped jfc

# ? Apr 14, 2020 03:32

ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

Now you too can be a British landlord in the 1980s.

# ? May 1, 2020 05:25

ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

Each Sale I Drink a Glass of Water : The Game

# ? May 26, 2020 17:16

William Henry Hairytaint: Oct 29, 2011

ultrafilter posted:

Each Sale I Drink a Glass of Water : The Game

It's pretty dumb but nobody is being hosed against their will so this is like top tier of games posted in this thread.

# ? May 26, 2020 17:54

BattleMaster: Aug 14, 2000

It's also functional as described and isn't abandoned early access schlock

# ? May 26, 2020 18:07

kirbysuperstar: Nov 11, 2012; Let the fools who stand before us be destroyed by the power you and I possess.

ultrafilter posted:

Each Sale I Drink a Glass of Water : The Game

it's not even using poser models what the gently caress is this doing in this thread

# ? May 27, 2020 01:28

Jamfrost: Jul 20, 2013; I'm too busy thinkin' about my baby. Oh I ain't got time for nothin' else.; Slime TrainerS

Don't worry thread, I got your back:

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1266440/Disarmed/
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1254530/Vixen_Wars/

But that was just the free-to-play appetizer.

The main course: https://store.steampowered.com/app/1238970/Sudd_City_Adventures/

# ? May 27, 2020 07:30

Madoushi: May 9, 2003; Some days, you just get up on the wrong side of the bed...

Jamfrost posted:

The main course: https://store.steampowered.com/app/1238970/Sudd_City_Adventures/

This looks like something you might find on Newgrounds 20 years ago.

# ? May 27, 2020 09:32

Jamfrost: Jul 20, 2013; I'm too busy thinkin' about my baby. Oh I ain't got time for nothin' else.; Slime TrainerS

Madoushi posted:

This looks like something you might find on Newgrounds 20 years ago.

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1286150/Operation_of_North_Kingdom/

# ? May 27, 2020 17:32

William Henry Hairytaint: Oct 29, 2011

Kidnapped Girl

The main character, named Clive, considers himself a psychopath. He has long wanted to hurt someone. So Clive kidnapped a girl on his seventeenth birthday. But the victim was more complicated than he'd thought.

A short romantic story with two endings.
Game duration: 0,5-2 hours.

This game is not suitable for children
or those who are easily disturbed.

A Reviewer posted:

Good game reminds me of me being kidnapped by my previous boyfriend. Gladly he wasn't a ♥♥♥♥♥ and continues cutting my pure white skin )

# ? Jun 16, 2020 04:42

Captain Hygiene: Sep 17, 2007; You mess with the crabbo...

William Henry Hairytaint posted:

NOPE

# ? Jun 16, 2020 04:46

McSpanky: Jan 16, 2005

William Henry Hairytaint posted:

videogames were a mistake

# ? Jun 20, 2020 13:25

Jamfrost: Jul 20, 2013; I'm too busy thinkin' about my baby. Oh I ain't got time for nothin' else.; Slime TrainerS

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1344410/Pocket_Hentai_Girl/

Wow, so nostalgic. I remember back in the day when I reached into my pocket and....

# ? Jun 30, 2020 04:14

Zetsubou-san: Jan 28, 2015; Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎

played with your tamacrotchi?

# ? Jun 30, 2020 05:24

kirbysuperstar: Nov 11, 2012; Let the fools who stand before us be destroyed by the power you and I possess.

Jamfrost posted:

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1344410/Pocket_Hentai_Girl/

Wow, so nostalgic. I remember back in the day when I reached into my pocket and....

I don't care for this Midori Days spinoff.

# ? Jun 30, 2020 05:32

Largepotato: Jan 18, 2007; Spurd.

Apparently it has the extra feature of bitcoin mining.

Largepotato fucked around with this message at 07:41 on Jun 30, 2020

# ? Jun 30, 2020 06:09

Captain Hygiene: Sep 17, 2007; You mess with the crabbo...

Largepotato posted:

Apparently it has the extra feature of bitcoin mining.

Fap Latte Games, how could you :negative:

# ? Jun 30, 2020 15:55

Foo Diddley: Oct 29, 2011; cat

I don't think a fap latte would taste very good

# ? Jun 30, 2020 16:33

kirbysuperstar: Nov 11, 2012; Let the fools who stand before us be destroyed by the power you and I possess.

Captain Hygiene posted:

Fap Latte Games, how could you

Somehow didn't catch that name and apparently neither did Valve.

# ? Jul 2, 2020 12:40

ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

Jesus Strikes Back: Judgment Day (REMASTERED):

quote:

The year is 2028. Billionaire reptilian satanists G. Sorrows and M. Cuckerberg are president and vice-president of the USA. A strict communist regime is immediately implemented, resulting in millions of deaths, the collapse of the global economy and the end of free speech. The constitution is ripped to shreds and replaced with the decree of 74853769 genders.

With a global New World Order firmly in power and the worldwide population suppressed, Comrade G. Sorrows implements the Final Solution. All straight males are rounded up and sent to death camps. A few manage to escape to the neighbouring wildernesses and mountains, only to be tracked down and slaughtered. The sight of what humanity has become brings tears to J.C's eyes. He offers the NWO a chance to repent. Unsurprisingly, they resist and attempt to crucify him. In a deadly shootout, J.C barely manages to escape with his life.

With a peaceful negotiation out of the question, J.C has no choice but to act fast. He cannot idly watch his people suffer. He must team up with the last remaining straight males � Tromp, Dolph, Pootin, Napolion, Mussolino, Bolselnoro � and free the people. They must defeat the New World Order leaders and then finally upload Facts and Logic to the system � freeing the people from the social media matrix and ultimately the grasp of the tyrannical NWO.

# ? Jul 5, 2020 17:58

anilEhilated: Feb 17, 2014; But I say fuck the rain.; Grimey Drawer

...Is "Dolph" literally Hitler?

# ? Jul 5, 2020 18:04

OutOfPrint: Apr 9, 2009; Fun Shoe

The worst part is the weird rear end aiming angle that needs the camera pointed at the ground four feet in front of the character to shoot straight forward. There's trying (and failing) to own the libs, and then there's just lovely game design.

# ? Jul 5, 2020 18:07

Zereth: Jul 9, 2003

ultrafilter posted:

Jesus Strikes Back: Judgment Day (REMASTERED):

Billionaires implementing communism? Uh... huh. :rolleyes:

# ? Jul 5, 2020 18:10

Mr Luxury Yacht: Apr 16, 2012

Lmao I went to click the report button on that one and it turns out Steam doesn't have an option to report something for hate content, just "defamatory and libelous content".

# ? Jul 5, 2020 20:30

Dareon: Apr 6, 2009; by vyelkin

Mr Luxury Yacht posted:

Lmao I went to click the report button on that one and it turns out Steam doesn't have an option to report something for hate content, just "defamatory and libelous content".

This game is defaming the good name of Hitler, certainly.

# ? Jul 6, 2020 00:29