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Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Korean Boomhauer posted:

we did and i had fun as well too also

=))))

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kater
Nov 16, 2010

please do not become friends with the virus

Raccooon
Dec 5, 2009

Had to go into a factory and stay in a hotel for work. Hopefully not dead in two weeks

Sad Billionaire
Mar 31, 2009

What a twist
Fan of Britches
a communism has struck the texas

https://twitter.com/JasonWhitely/status/1278785312345464832

Penisaurus Sex
Feb 3, 2009

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Wrex Ruckus posted:

he either already had it and got the top secret vaccine or he's naturally immune

No one knew it but the secret to covid19 immunity is eating no less than 400 McDonald’s filet o fish sandwiches per year for thirty years.

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

kater posted:

please do not become friends with the virus

kissing the virus
ingratiating the virus
in bed with the virus

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

Texas is a mess

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

twoday posted:

kissing the virus
ingratiating the virus
in bed with the virus

In Training
Jun 28, 2008


on 4th of July? I don't think so no motherfucker.

Marx Headroom
May 10, 2007

AT LAST! A show with nonono commercials!
Fallen Rib

kater posted:

please do not have an emotional affair with the virus

papa horny michael
Aug 18, 2009

by Pragmatica

Penisaurus Sex posted:

No one knew it but the secret to covid19 immunity is eating no less than 400 McDonald’s filet o fish sandwiches per year for thirty years.

finally some good news for america

VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out




oh great, i have the bad kind

i haven't needed to use an inhaler for the last 15 years, except those times when minor respiratory infections suddenly turned bad and wrecked me

even if your asthma has "gone away" be warned, it never actually goes away

edit: correction, i have started to use my inhaler in the last few months, but i recognize it's psychosomatic due to the situation

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



lol, Texas has fallen to the roni, she's more powerful than even we suspected

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



the virgin chud governor versus the chad corona-chan

Notorious R.I.M.
Jan 27, 2004

up to my ass in alligators

Texas number must be bad today

Sedisp
Jun 20, 2012


Epic High Five posted:

lol, Texas has fallen to the roni, she's more powerful than even we suspected

Wow Blue (in the face) Texas!!!

Google Butt
Oct 4, 2005

Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

love all the non enforced mandatory mask mandates, personal responsibility!!

Rhetoric-o-Tron
Jan 5, 2009

by Pragmatica


folks i'm starting to think maybe my county hosed up

323 active, +70 new.

Pump Jockey
Mar 15, 2019

i believe in love

VectorSigma posted:

oh great, i have the bad kind

i haven't needed to use an inhaler for the last 15 years, except those times when minor respiratory infections suddenly turned bad and wrecked me

even if your asthma has "gone away" be warned, it never actually goes away

edit: correction, i have started to use my inhaler in the last few months, but i recognize it's psychosomatic due to the situation

I’m equally hosed :hf:

Every morning I open-palm slam that immunosuppressing corticosteroid inhaler into my face and think, is this going to end up helping me or hurting me? :ohdear:

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral
closing in on 40k cases by 5.00pm EST :whitewater:

snoo
Jul 5, 2007




twoday posted:

kissing the virus
ingratiating the virus
in bed with the virus

TheLemonOfIchabod
Aug 26, 2008
It's looking possible that there may be about as many deaths nationwide as there were yesterday (or more), which is fairly unusual for a Thursday. Deaths tend to peak on Tuesday and then progressively drop.

Wraith of J.O.I.
Jan 25, 2012


july 2nd, 2020............ the die liberty died

Sad Billionaire
Mar 31, 2009

What a twist
Fan of Britches

Google Butt posted:

love all the non enforced mandatory mask mandates, personal responsibility!!

decent odds this actually makes texas's numbers worse as people get even more aggressively contrarian and just start coughing in each others' mouths

Steve Yun
Aug 7, 2003
I'm a parasitic landlord that needs to get a job instead of stealing worker's money. Make sure to remind me when I post.
Soiled Meat
I expect to see many more grocery meltdown videos

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017




oh no will they protest at Abbott's house?

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


+41,000 American cases with 3 hours to go before the day rolls over. Very likely we break the record today IMHO

big cummers ONLY
Jul 17, 2005

I made a series of bad investments. Tarantula farm. The bottom fell out of the market.

empty whippet box posted:

holy gently caress, jesus christ I will never stop cumming BIG loving cums, HUGE goddamn cums I tell you

Please contact me immediately

Giga Gaia
May 2, 2006

360 kickflip to... Meteo?!

Sad Billionaire posted:

decent odds this actually makes texas's numbers worse as people get even more aggressively contrarian and just start coughing in each others' mouths

lol yeah im never gonna get any fresh vegetables again

gregday
May 23, 2003

https://twitter.com/dansinker/status/1278752018056785925

JAY ZERO SUM GAME
Oct 18, 2005

Walter.
I know you know how to do this.
Get up.


are restaurants still open in Texas

Apoplexy
Mar 9, 2003

by Shine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NbdXSrM0m9w

(mfw Herman Cain hospitalized with COVID-19)

Giga Gaia
May 2, 2006

360 kickflip to... Meteo?!

JAY ZERO SUM GAME posted:

are restaurants still open in Texas

50% capacity baby happy 4th of july

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Apoplexy posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NbdXSrM0m9w

(mfw Herman Cain hospitalized with COVID-19)

Godspeed in your quest to get that in every cspam thread before the hammer comes down

oxsnard
Oct 8, 2003

JAY ZERO SUM GAME posted:

are restaurants still open in Texas

50% of occupancy*

most restaurants are full at half capacity

gay picnic defence
Oct 5, 2009


I'M CONCERNED ABOUT A NUMBER OF THINGS

10k new cases lol

Apoplexy
Mar 9, 2003

by Shine

Epic High Five posted:

Godspeed in your quest to get that in every cspam thread before the hammer comes down

Hey, it's relevant somewhere!

Thesaurus
Oct 3, 2004


cool now we get to see a bunch new videos of chud sheriffs in Texas solemnly declaring that they will NEVER enforce the mask mandate while a crowd of bar owners and yokels hoots and burns masks

Innocuous
Mar 1, 2003

It's a strange world.



SKULL.GIF posted:

+41,000 American cases with 3 hours to go before the day rolls over. Very likely we break the record today IMHO

100% guarantee we blow through the record today

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TheLemonOfIchabod
Aug 26, 2008
54K is today's over/under IMO

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