Please do not make death threats to important political figures

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owlhawk911: come chill with me, in byob

i would never make death threats against an important political figure. such a foolish act would betray the ninjitsu code

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# ? Jul 2, 2020 06:05

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# ? Apr 28, 2024 05:46

Ice Phisherman: Swimming upstream
into the sunset

Thinking hard about killing Lucius Malfoy's bitch rear end.

# ? Jul 2, 2020 08:25

nut

me kneeling 1 ft from the tv screen, staring at the paused frame of the Still Just a Bill episode and whispering to the anthropomorphic bill sitting on the steps of city hall: next time it's on sight, motherfucker

# ? Jul 2, 2020 10:08

old friend

That's it, I'm sending you all to the FBI (Friendly Buddy Incinerator)

# ? Jul 2, 2020 11:44

Stooge

Tony the Tiger has had it too good for too long

# ? Jul 2, 2020 12:22

Escape From Noise

Killing this thread

# ? Jul 2, 2020 14:22

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

owlhawk911 posted:

i would never make death threats against an important political figure. such a foolish act would betray the ninjitsu code

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# ? Jul 2, 2020 15:21

Christoph

What about death threats to less important political figures? Are comptrollers fair game?

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# ? Jul 2, 2020 17:21

Manifisto

Christoph posted:

What about death threats to less important political figures? Are comptrollers fair game?

I imagine the reaction to "the comptroller's been murdered!" would be "we have a comptroller?"

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Jul 2, 2020 17:37

Joey McChrist

i will not kill [ELECTED OFFICIAL] but i will bodyslam them in front of one million screaming hulkamaniacs live in the silverdome brother

# ? Jul 2, 2020 17:38

old friend

Joey McChrist posted:

i will not kill [ELECTED OFFICIAL] but i will bodyslam them in front of one million screaming hulkamaniacs live in the silverdome brother

# ? Jul 2, 2020 18:01

Escape From Noise

I think The Texas Rattlesnake would probably be more anti-authority. So what I'm saying is maybe there would be more Stone Cold Stunners handed out to members of the White House

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# ? Jul 2, 2020 18:16

old friend

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

I think The Texas Rattlesnake would probably be more anti-authority. So what I'm saying is maybe there would be more Stone Cold Stunners handed out to members of the White House

I really think the white house needs a "people's champion"

# ? Jul 2, 2020 18:17

Escape From Noise

old friend posted:

I really think the white house needs a "people's champion"

Speaker of the house: I would like to begin this session of congress to order.

*Sound of glass breaking*

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# ? Jul 2, 2020 18:20

Joey McChrist

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

I think The Texas Rattlesnake would probably be more anti-authority. So what I'm saying is maybe there would be more Stone Cold Stunners handed out to members of the White House

# ? Jul 2, 2020 18:22

nut

speaker austin: all those in favour of stompin' a mudhole in vince macmahon's rear end gimme a hell yeah

house: HELL YEAH

speaker austin: WHAT?

house: WHAT?

sa: WHAT?

h: WHAT?

# ? Jul 2, 2020 18:22

old friend

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

Speaker of the house: I would like to begin this session of congress to order.

*Sound of glass breaking*

# ? Jul 2, 2020 18:24

Joey McChrist

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

Speaker of the house: I would like to begin this session of congress to order.

*Sound of glass breaking*

nut posted:

speaker austin: all those in favour of stompin' a mudhole in vince macmahon's rear end gimme a hell yeah

house: HELL YEAH

speaker austin: WHAT?

house: WHAT?

sa: WHAT?

h: WHAT?

# ? Jul 2, 2020 18:25

Escape From Noise

nut posted:

speaker austin: all those in favour of stompin' a mudhole in vince macmahon's rear end gimme a hell yeah

house: HELL YEAH

speaker austin: WHAT?

house: WHAT?

sa: WHAT?

h: WHAT?

Calls up the Joints Chiefs of Staff to drink some cold ones with him. Midway between the drinking he starts handing out stunners to every last one of them.

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# ? Jul 2, 2020 18:28

old friend

can't believe i'm getting tortured in this CIA blacksite just because I layed the smack down

# ? Jul 2, 2020 18:30

Escape From Noise

Planning to hit the mayor with the most electrifying move in sports entertainment.

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# ? Jul 2, 2020 18:32

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Im going to travel back in time to give FDR an even worse form of polio.

# ? Jul 2, 2020 18:34

Escape From Noise

Giving all of the Chief Justices of the Supreme Court noogies until they say uncle!

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# ? Jul 2, 2020 18:38

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

I find the honor of my family besmirched. Therefore, I have no recourse but to challenge Speaker of the United States House of Representatives Nancy Pelosi to a duel.

# ? Jul 2, 2020 18:41

Goons Are Gifts

Staff at the USPS is technically the 1254th in line for the presidency, so I can do nothing but wish well to the mailman

# ? Jul 2, 2020 18:45

magic cactus: We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.

nut posted:

me kneeling 1 ft from the tv screen, staring at the paused frame of the Still Just a Bill episode and whispering to the anthropomorphic bill sitting on the steps of city hall: next time it's on sight, motherfucker

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# ? Jul 2, 2020 19:15

owlhawk911: come chill with me, in byob

pretend i emptyquoted all the posts w/ Stone Cold in em. i fuckin love stone cold

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# ? Jul 3, 2020 01:48

sebmojo: Legit Cyberpunk

I'm going to kill jesus Christ..... With kindness

# ? Jul 3, 2020 04:12

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

sebmojo posted:

I'm going to kill jesus Christ..... With kindness

jesus christ...

# ? Jul 3, 2020 05:59

Dr. Yinz Ljubljana

I, Dr. Yinz Ljubljana, will personally dropkick sitting Republican House Member Jim Jordan from the rooftop of a Denny's into an open manhole, for the entertainment of the masses

-parody, in minecraft, allegedly, etc

# ? Jul 3, 2020 06:29

Escape From Noise

Challenging the head of the city council to a Yapapai Indian Strap Match, brother!

# ? Jul 3, 2020 06:37

nut

i am goin 2 challenge the assistant manager of Harvey's on main to a pink slip on a pole match, little does he know, i don't have a job

# ? Jul 3, 2020 11:59

old friend

Crushing ron paul's head between my thighs as he screams about resource-based economy

# ? Jul 3, 2020 12:24

Escape From Noise

old friend posted:

Crushing ron paul's head between my thighs as he screams about resource-based economy

# ? Jul 3, 2020 15:31

Barco Fiesta: a fantasy of olives

the opposite of a death threat is a life promise. :angel:

# ? Jul 3, 2020 17:58

nut

sending my local representative a threat ring in the mail cuz we�re hating steady now

# ? Jul 3, 2020 18:04

Escape From Noise

Barco Fiesta posted:

the opposite of a death threat is a life promise.

OMG

# ? Jul 3, 2020 18:35

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

I will save my virginity for new York senator chuck Schumer

# ? Jul 3, 2020 19:22

Stooge

My Mayor has a new practical joker stalker in their life and has broken things off with me.

*corks gun*

# ? Jul 3, 2020 19:27

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# ? Apr 28, 2024 05:46

Ice Phisherman: Swimming upstream
into the sunset

I don't know which important political figure is going to get got by a t-shirt fired at high volicity by this t-shirt cannon. I only know that they'll probably be frail and ready to die anyway, because it's a t-shirt cannon.

I'm thinking Aemon Targaryen, personally.

# ? Jul 3, 2020 23:42

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