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"Pedophiles have been asking me how I got away with raping whales"
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MizPiz posted:"Pedophiles have been asking me how I got away with raping whales" He admitted that he failed to rape the whale.
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Jul 3, 2020 01:55
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Brawnfire posted:This dude sounds like Robert California Or Raymond Reddington. I can’t believe he’s not actually RP’ing James Spader honestly
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Jul 3, 2020 02:03
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The biggest crime of Avengers: Age of Ultron is that James Spader only got to tell one vaguely relevant story to bemused supporting characters.
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Zipperelli. posted:She's back, and she's doubling down! She also went to KFC?
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Yes wearing a mask to stop the spread of a pandemic is exactly the same as wearing a star on your shirt so everyone knows you're a Jew. That guy sure has those epidemiologists figured out.
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Ebola Roulette posted:Yes wearing a mask to stop the spread of a pandemic is exactly the same as wearing a star on your shirt so everyone knows you're a Jew. That guy sure has those epidemiologists figured out. No no you see the yellow stars protected them against antisemitism It was for their own good
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Jul 3, 2020 03:05
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Is grandmother's maiden name even a question commonly used in account verification things? I've been asked my mother's maiden name numerous times, but never grandmother's.
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Jul 3, 2020 03:08
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Jul 3, 2020 03:10
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Mak0rz posted:Is grandmother's maiden name even a question commonly used in account verification things? I've been asked my mother's maiden name numerous times, but never grandmother's. Your mom probably has worse cyber security than you do.
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wizzardstaff posted:Your mom probably has worse cyber security than you do. Yeah I guess that's fair.
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christmas boots posted:Adam is such a cliche name. The monster should have been like, Derek Frankenstein. He's definitely a Kyle.
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Jul 3, 2020 03:25
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Karia posted:... there's a Mrs. MacAfee? Yep. She was a sex worker and he was her client, so she likely knew what to expect there.
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The overwhelming number of white men in the UK that want to tell me how racism isn't a problem and they don't see any of it is incredibly frustrating.  
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TinTower posted:The biggest crime of Avengers: Age of Ultron is that James Spader only got to tell one vaguely relevant story to bemused supporting characters. TIL James Spader was Ultron and it totally fits. Karia posted:... there's a Mrs. MacAfee? I wonder when she'll reach the age of majority in her country and how many laxatives he makes her take.
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Jul 3, 2020 04:20
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I'm more surprised to hear that she is human and not a giant marine mammal
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Jul 3, 2020 04:26
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Mak0rz posted:I'm more surprised to hear that she is human and not a giant marine mammal Ah, the one that got away...
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Gotta say if his plan to become super insane so the anti-virus will take his name off of it, it isn't working.
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theironjef posted:Victor wasn't a doctor! He was just some tragic science aficionado. The Elon Musk of 1818.
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Runcible Cat posted:The Elon Musk of 1818. "...a strange sight suddenly attracted our attention and diverted our solicitude from our own situation. We perceived a low carriage, fixed on a sledge and drawn by dogs, pass on towards the north, at the distance of half a mile; a being which had the shape of a man, but apparently of gigantic stature, sat in the sledge and guided the dogs. We watched the rapid progress of the traveller with our telescopes and were perplexed when the carriage slammed straight into a pedestrian and burst into flames for no apparent reason."
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Unkempt posted:"...a strange sight suddenly attracted our attention and diverted our solicitude from our own situation. We perceived a low carriage, fixed on a sledge and drawn by dogs, pass on towards the north, at the distance of half a mile; a being which had the shape of a man, but apparently of gigantic stature, sat in the sledge and guided the dogs. We watched the rapid progress of the traveller with our telescopes and were perplexed when the carriage slammed straight into a pedestrian and burst into flames for no apparent reason." "This aroused the stranger’s attention, and he asked a multitude of questions concerning the route which the pedo guy, as he called him, had pursued.
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Ngl I own a gun and a car, and I've been lifting for 7 years, and I've never done any of those things. Also twitter very mad today that the Washington Redskins might, finally, thanks to pressure from loving FedEx, change their name
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Edgar Allen Ho posted:Ngl I own a gun and a car, and I've been lifting for 7 years, and I've never done any of those things. I present 
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Pinus Porcus posted:Crossposted from GBS: What the hell is this (I assume) dude going on about? I've driven a car literally half my life and the only time I got into an "accident" is when I accidentally steered into a pole while getting out of a tricky parking spot.
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Jul 3, 2020 16:40
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Pinus Porcus posted:Crossposted from GBS: I can agree with this part, but in the "treat every gun as though it were loaded" way, not in the "it's ok to accidentally shoot things" way that they meant it.
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Yea, I feel like this dude should not have a drivers license, or a gun....or really anything that could cause injury to other people. For him, I figure he'll just show up in the Darwin Awards one day, but its everyone around him that I feel worried for.
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Mikl posted:What the hell is this (I assume) dude going on about? I've driven a car literally half my life and the only time I got into an "accident" is when I accidentally steered into a pole while getting out of a tricky parking spot. What he thinks he's saying is that, if your life involves you owning a gun with the intent of using it (whether that's for just protection or as part of a job I'm not entirely clear, he's inconsistent), you should have some rate of accidentally discharging, because always taking precautions against accidentally discharging means that in the event you actually have to use the thing, you won't be ready as quickly as you'll need to be. What he's actually saying is that he's a dumbshit who's definitely accidentally shot his car, TV, or possibly dog. Cleretic has a new favorite as of 16:52 on Jul 3, 2020 |
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Mikl posted:What the hell is this (I assume) dude going on about? I've driven a car literally half my life and the only time I got into an "accident" is when I accidentally steered into a pole while getting out of a tricky parking spot. He's had a ton of ND's so he's a bad gun owner. But he won't admit he's a bad gun owner because that would be destructive to his ego and might lead him down trains of thought that end at "The 2nd Amendment isn't God's Holy Writ". So instead, he invents a reality where akshually repeatedly murdering his drywall makes him the best gun owner. "Yes, little Johnny, I accidentally discharged my weapon into your mother's skull. But think how many fewer mental safety blocks she has now."
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Seems like he takes that stupid aphorism about omelettes and eggs too seriously. Breaking eggs is a necessary first step in the making of an omelette, not an occasional, rare, but unavoidable mishap. Accidentally shooting TVs and dogs is avoidable and unnecessary. Even for his dumb rear end.
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Mikl posted:What the hell is this (I assume) dude going on about? I've driven a car literally half my life and the only time I got into an "accident" is when I accidentally steered into a pole while getting out of a tricky parking spot. My one accident, in seventeen years of driving, was slowly hydroplaning into the back of someone's truck while I was powerless to steer or stop. I bounced off his trailer hitch. The result was a small dent in his rear bumper and a bigger one in my front bumper. He was pretty nice about it. Lost my good driver insurance bonus for a few years, though, which sucked. Wonder how many cars this guy's totaled.
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jjack229 posted:I can agree with this part, but in the "treat every gun as though it were loaded" way, not in the "it's ok to accidentally shoot things" way that they meant it. Similarly, treat every gun nut as though they were negligent dischargers.
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I used to go to gun ranges pretty often, regularly once or twice a week. My only ND ever was with a janky rental gun: the first shot went where I was aiming and then the second shot hit the ceiling because it had completed the cycle, my finger was just barely on the trigger, and it had more of a kick than I was expecting. Guess what I never let happen again? Yeah, guns are inherently dangerous, that's why I took steps while handling them to make them less dangerous to everything that wasn't my target? There are probably some rules about this sort of thing but that's the slightest bit of effort I guess. Hell I used to own several guns, all regularly used, and never negiligently discharged a single one of them. might have been negligent to keep paying those exorbitant range ammo prices though, hey-o stringless has a new favorite as of 17:29 on Jul 3, 2020 |
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Absurd Alhazred posted:Similarly, treat every gun nut as though they were negligent dischargers. They're not gun nuts. They're second amendment enthusiasts that enthusiastically forget the "well regulated militia" part.
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d3lness posted:They're not gun nuts. They're second amendment enthusiasts that enthusiastically forget the "well regulated militia" part. What's the 2nd Amendment when you remove the "well regulated militia" part? 
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Absurd Alhazred posted:What's the 2nd Amendment when you remove the "well regulated militia" part? "a, being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms, shall not be infringed" "right to keep and bear arms" 
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Pinus Porcus posted:Crossposted from GBS: Cutting your fingers off is just a natural part of woodworking.
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