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Did you really think you would be anywhere near as cool as a bird holding a shark? https://twitter.com/trackingsharks/status/1277986456489750529 What the gently caress kind of delusional poo poo are you on? UPDATE: Posting ITT to clarify this is not, in fact, a shark, is a bannable offense. Bronze Fonz fucked around with this message at 22:48 on Jul 3, 2020 |
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I never dreamed that I could reach that level of cool
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Jul 3, 2020 22:28
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thats an osprey op! they are real loving good at catching fish, notice how hes even holdin the lil shark head on so he stays aerodynamic
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Jul 3, 2020 22:35
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not a shark
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Jul 3, 2020 22:37
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I've accepted that I'll never be that cool. I can only hope to ascend to my own lesser level of cool.
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Jul 3, 2020 22:37
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old friend posted:not a shark Not cool.
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Jul 3, 2020 22:43
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That fish ded
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Jul 3, 2020 22:46
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I knew
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Jul 3, 2020 23:31
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what if the bird was smoking a cigarette though
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Jul 3, 2020 23:38
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bird and fish going on adventures
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Jul 3, 2020 23:43
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delicious and good friend
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Jul 3, 2020 23:46
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Osprey should be wearing some sweet shades
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Jul 3, 2020 23:49
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Together they have conquered air and sea. Pray they never conquer the land.
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Jul 3, 2020 23:50
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can you eat shark without letting it spoil? I was under the impression that sharks lack a bladder and excrete uric acid and other byproducts traditional expelled through urine through their skin making it foul to eat as it as it passes through the tissue on the way out
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Jul 3, 2020 23:52
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ignorant
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Jul 3, 2020 23:53
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Look at this uncool who can't handle a little uric acid with their steak.
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Jul 3, 2020 23:55
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enjoy eating your fellow predators you class traitor virgin [e]: im sorry bronze i love you is it crass to bring that back up again even though we all know its a joke and dumb as gently caress?
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Jul 3, 2020 23:56
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it's a shark
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Jul 4, 2020 00:00
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I appreciate you maintaining the idea that it is a "joke". What's NOT a joke is that I -have- seen Blade Runner 2049 and will insist that the 4 discs of the 1997 PC game were immensely better in most aspects except visuals.
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Jul 4, 2020 00:02
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I have also enjoyed many sex havings and blade runner 2049 viewings friend  its totally a shark.
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Jul 4, 2020 00:11
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Wendigee posted:can you eat shark without letting it spoil? I was under the impression that sharks lack a bladder and excrete uric acid and other byproducts traditional expelled through urine through their skin making it foul to eat as it as it passes through the tissue on the way out i am neither a shark expert nor a food expert but im pretty sure dogfish is eaten v commonly as fish and chips
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Jul 4, 2020 20:30
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Bronze Fonz posted:Did you really think you would be anywhere near as cool as a bird holding a shark? 
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Jul 4, 2020 20:49
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I could probably take that little shark. On land.
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Jul 4, 2020 20:52
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im cooler, better, stronger, and have bigger dick, than any bird and shark combination you could possibly imagine, including the extinct giant moa and megalodon
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Jul 4, 2020 21:40
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Doctor Dogballs posted:im cooler, better, stronger, and have bigger dick, than any bird and shark combination you could possibly imagine, including the extinct giant moa and megalodon Lol I knew a guy who talked poo poo about an ostrich's cock. I think they found his mutilated cargo shorts and an apology written in blood.
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Jul 4, 2020 21:45
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I ate a fish
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Jul 4, 2020 22:50
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What is wrong with you. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jpkMcmsN3R8
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Jul 4, 2020 23:05
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I am not, nor have I even been, a hepcat.
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Jul 4, 2020 23:44
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Icochet posted:Lol I knew a guy who talked poo poo about an ostrich's cock. I think they found his mutilated cargo shorts and an apology written in blood. classic case of suicide by ostrich
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Jul 5, 2020 01:39
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Icochet posted:Lol I knew a guy who talked poo poo about an ostrich's cock. I think they found his mutilated cargo shorts and an apology written in blood. More of this cool story please.
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Jul 5, 2020 02:09
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I bet that bird has lost its virginity
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Jul 5, 2020 02:15
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predatory birds are my actual spirit animal so I do feel pretty cool
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Jul 5, 2020 02:19
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I’m cool enough to concede when nature has me hopelessly outclassed, op that is a rad osprey
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Jul 5, 2020 02:20
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BigBadSteve posted:More of this cool story please. Not much more to tell. Man goes on safari, has a few beers, gets cocky, pays the ultimate price. Classic tragedy.
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