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South Africa requests this photo of an international war criminal be stricken from the rolls
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Grevling posted:My God, you are a tough negotiator! We have no choice: Saudi Arabia proposes that it be made legal for states to murder journalists regardless of nationality and borders. Turkey seconds the motion
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Jul 6, 2020 07:21
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Chinatown posted:North Korea: I fart in your general direction The KPop Standing Army will crush you cowards
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Jul 6, 2020 07:23
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A free, independent and right-wing press is essential to the survival of our democracies. Brazil cannot support the murder of journalists unless there is no further meddling in its foreign policies.
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Jul 6, 2020 07:27
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I'd like to submit a motion for the assembly to condemn Brazil's actions of leaving their cum-cement in the bottom of the shower stall and not washing it down the drain or pushing it into the drain with their toes
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Jul 6, 2020 08:25
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Pls give me a country
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Jul 6, 2020 08:43
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RIP op is gonna have to keep track of all these alliances and wars and votes
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Jul 6, 2020 08:45
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Good news! https://i.imgur.com/BXf2xQd.mp4 Brazil shares the international wishes for peace. We have agreed to put a stop to our military offensive and brief occupation of the majority of Venezuela. To ensure world peace for every children of the world, the country of Brazil has annexed certain regions of Venezuela that have been deemed hostile to Foreign Fossil Fuel Extraction operations. We wish to welcome the latest additions to the Greater Brazilian National Family.  Our military police is also urgently needed at home to deal with the increasing protests and demands for removal. The President suspects the opposition is under foreign control.
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Jul 6, 2020 08:50
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Give me a country I want to make the world a worse place with good posts.
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Jul 6, 2020 09:02
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buglord posted:Kenya can give a boatload of giraffes to the United States in exchange for a pledge to help Kenya out in case it finds itself performing a seaborne invasion of the UK. is the re a smoke filled back roon in which we can discuss this
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Jul 6, 2020 09:07
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Spinz posted:Prime Minister sent lol
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Jul 6, 2020 09:20
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Can I be the Principality of Sealand? E: Or Taiwan corgski fucked around with this message at 09:57 on Jul 6, 2020 |
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Jul 6, 2020 09:50
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Can I be Vatican City or Nauru
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Jul 6, 2020 12:22
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Derpies posted:The State of Ghanarea would like to ask the UN if it should text its ex, The Gambia, at 2 am and ask "u up?" The Republic of Nicaragua formally says "lol hell yeah do it"
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Jul 6, 2020 13:08
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Beet Wagon posted:Great thread OP are there any countries left (I don't know about countries) Sekenr posted:Pls give me a country AlphariusOmegon posted:Give me a country I want to make the world a worse place with good posts. Democratic Republic of Congo corgski posted:Can I be the Principality of Sealand? drunkenmonkeystyle posted:Can I be Vatican City or Nauru Croatia
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Jul 6, 2020 13:13
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Jamaica proposes a dance party with hard core daggering. To not offend the Middle East none of them are invited.
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Jul 6, 2020 13:16
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I hope none of you hijos de putas forgot the noble Espana! We are a relevant world power, and we are prepared to veto whatever you're voting on!
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Jul 6, 2020 13:22
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Chine proposes the following amendments to anti-anime initiative: 1. Delegate from Japan is to prostrate himself on UN floor begging forgiveness for anime, than I take out my belt and whip his bare rear end while berating him loudly 2. Annual Hiroshima and Nagasaki reenactment using live nuclear weapons A new motion (pls second)- USA and Russia are to use their nuclear aresenals to destroy the moon, finally
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Jul 6, 2020 13:24
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Saudi Arabia proposes that the Republic of Congo be renamed the Republican Democracy of Congo to make it easier to remember which is which.
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Sekenr posted:Chine proposes the following amendments to anti-anime initiative: Jamaica will second both the amendment and the new motion.
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buglord posted:RIP op is gonna have to keep track of all these alliances and wars and votes I only keep track of votes and countries. The parliamentarian must remain neutral. Welcome the United Nations is beginning its business day Only two items are currently on the agenda which means more can still be added. Resolution 1: The complete and total ban of all Anime Anime shall be named as a contraband substance in all member states Raised by Russia, Seconded by many others Pro: Russia, Saudi Arabia, US, China, Canada 5 Con: Spain 1 Abs: Some other BS: Resolution 2: Just let us murder journalists. Come on. Raised by Saudi Arabia, Seconded by Turkey Pro: Saudi Arabia, Turkey, China 3 Con: US, Canada 2 Abs: Spain Some Other BS: Resolution 3: Nuke Hiroshima and Nagasaki again Raised by China, seconded by Saudi Arabia Pro: China, Saudi Arabia 2 Con: US, Canada 2 Abs: Spain Some Other BS: Motions without a second will not be added to the agenda unless they're really sweet or funny. UN News Many member states are troubled by Brazil's aggressive posturing in South America. Brazil has been responding by sending diplomatic gifts of cocaine to those concerned. Nevertheless some are calling for UN action on the issue of Venezuela. The US seems to be constantly drunk. Good for him. A Japanese official has complained that most of our resolutions seem to revolve around them, and expressed disgust at the nuking and anime resolutions. He also expressed bewilderment that these resolutions were proposed immediately after allowing Japan to rebuild its military. "Why wouldn't you just keep us defenseless, if you're going to do this? Is the UN high?" The Japanese PM could not be reached for comment. Half the world is currently at war, on the verge of war, or on fire while its leaders trade arms for Kenyan wildlife. I would like to congratulate us on being far more successful at maintaining world peace than the real UN BIG FLUFFY DOG fucked around with this message at 13:59 on Jul 6, 2020 |
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Jul 6, 2020 13:30
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theUsusnitsates pros a motion to make Cuba and alaska athe same starte oh wait we cant do that nevermind uh legalize weed wordlwdir
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Jul 6, 2020 13:35
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Jul 6, 2020 13:36
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Saudi Arabia supports the total and worldwide anime ban. We have already banned anime domestically for its corrupting influences and we stand behind our oil frenemy Russia on this issue. ALLEGATIONS that certain members of the Saud familiy harbor secret and extensive anime libraries are CATEGORICALLY FALSE.
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Jul 6, 2020 13:37
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Grevling posted:Saudi Arabia proposes that the Republic of Congo be renamed the Republican Democracy of Congo to make it easier to remember which is which. The parliamentarian refuses to even entertain this resolution while downing several tylenol for his headache
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Jul 6, 2020 13:38
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Thailand moves that there be a vote on whether or not to have a vote on Resolution 1
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Jul 6, 2020 13:43
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the United states deledatsion has already voted aye for the anime ban we put forth a measure for worldiwine weed legalization nay on 3 and 2
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Jul 6, 2020 13:43
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China vote Resolution 1: The complete and total ban of all Anime Vote for, hopefully with China's fair and just amendments Resolution 2: Just let us murder journalists. Come on. China considers it its sovereign right to murder the gently caress out of journalists and Uygurs, but why not. Vote for Resolution 3: Nuke Hiroshima and Nagasaki again Vote for
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Jul 6, 2020 13:44
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My hot Spaniard blood fumes at the suggestion that anime should be banned! We vote against. We are indifferent to the nukings or murders however.
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Jul 6, 2020 13:51
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Zippy the Bummer posted:the United states deledatsion has already voted aye for the anime ban canada votes yay, nay, nay. Second worldwide weed, supplementary amendment - let us grow it for you. We have the good stuff.
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Jul 6, 2020 13:52
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This is an outrage! This "weed" worldwide legalization will make the world a dangerously chill place. Here at the Spanish delegation to the UN, we don't want to be responsible for such a travesty. Instead, we offer a counterargument - legalize meth worldwide! It will heat the blood of some of you dangerously weak and passive nations.
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Jul 6, 2020 13:56
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The Walrus posted:canada votes yay, nay, nay. Weed is hereby added to the agenda as resolution 4. Resolution 1: The complete and total ban of all Anime Anime shall be named as a contraband substance in all member states Raised by Russia, Seconded by many others Pro: Russia, Saudi Arabia, US, China, Canada, Mexico, South Africa 7 Con: Spain, Croatia, 2 Abs: Some other BS: Resolution 2: Just let us murder journalists. Come on. Raised by Saudi Arabia, Seconded by Turkey Pro: Saudi Arabia, Turkey, China, Mexico 4 Con: US, Canada, Croatia, South Africa 4 Abs: Spain Some Other BS: Resolution 3: Nuke Hiroshima and Nagasaki again Raised by China, seconded by Saudi Arabia Pro: China, Saudi Arabia 2 Con: US, Canada, Croatia, Mexico, South Africa 5 Abs: Spain Some Other BS: Resolution 4: Legalize weed worldwide Raised by US, seconded by Canada Pro: Canada, US, Croatia, Mexico, South Africa 5 Con: Spain, China, Saudi Arabia 3 Abs: Some Other BS: Motions without a second will not be added to the agenda unless they're really sweet or funny. BIG FLUFFY DOG fucked around with this message at 14:19 on Jul 6, 2020 |
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China votes Nay on weed out of spite because certain countries voted against Hiroshima reenactment
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Saudi Arabia opposes the worldwide legalization of weed because 1) we don't produce it and 2) we fear that a general increase in global chillness might harm our main export, crude oil, in some inexplicable way.
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Croatia votes Nay, Nay, Nay, Yay Croatia would like acknowledgement that using our countries as pronouns makes us sound like the hulk.
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Jul 6, 2020 14:08
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can i inveirtew yall you my baswmnwbr for a blaze
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Jul 6, 2020 14:13
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nobody need know my guards are chsill
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Zippy the Bummer posted:can i inveirtew yall you my baswmnwbr for a blaze This is honestly the 2nd-best RP of a country in the thread after the time Cuba posted this: goethe.cx posted:imagine how much cum a 50-foot tall garfield could produce when i crawl into his rear end and massage his prostate with both of my hands
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Jul 6, 2020 14:15
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Mexico supports the global anime ban, and supports the curtailing of journalists. We do not support bombing Hiroshima and Nagasaki, as this is a bit too mean. Yay on the weed, this is a an important step on the path to legalizing all drugs.
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BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:Weed is hereby added to the agenda as resolution 4. 1) Yea, addendum of anime reparations; looking for parties to draft the reparations amendment 2) Nay 3) Nay 4) Yea 2 tha max
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