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Jamaica will vote for these resolutions soon but is looking for a bribe before we decide on the resolution for killing journalists. We're on the fence here and could use something to sway us.
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the delgateio from them United Rising Up back on the steeeeett did my my time did myt time took my chances yeaj we move the eye of the tiger and the thrill of the fight and he waaaants an UN spacsArmsdama to defend tofond the aliens cuases to you know they are coming rising up s Saalkin posted:Jamaica will vote for these resolutions soon but is looking for a bribe before we decide on the resolution for killing journalists. We're on the fence here and could use something to sway us. wanna blaze?
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BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:Resolution 1: The complete and total ban of all Anime 1: Nay 2: Aye 3: Nay 4: Aye Australia formally expresses dismay at the near-universal condemnation of Japan and its anime. To this end, we are proposing the formation of the Greater Anime Co-Prosperity Sphere. All nations that are supportive or at minimum permissive of anime as a legitimate form of cultural expression are graciously invited to join. We all knew this was the ideological line that would cleave the world in two. e: This guy is now the ambassador to the non-anime countries https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C802Z5IIKH4 Harold Stassen fucked around with this message at 15:06 on Jul 6, 2020 |
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dads friend steve posted:The Republic of South Korea official gives notice it intends to levy tariffs on imports of boy bands sure okay posted:Zimbabwe would like to propose the measure that the day of 7/6 become an internationally observed holiday for reasons of "gently caress it." Effective immediately upon successful vote. Derpies posted:The State of Ghanarea would like to ask the UN if it should text its ex, The Gambia, at 2 am and ask "u up?" goethe.cx posted:imagine how much cum a 50-foot tall garfield could produce when i crawl into his rear end and massage his prostate with both of my hands These motions currently have no seconds
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Saalkin posted:Jamaica will vote for these resolutions soon but is looking for a bribe before we decide on the resolution for killing journalists. We're on the fence here and could use something to sway us. We will give you counterfeit Chinese crap that looks almost like the real thing, lots of it
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i feel really uncomfortable being appointed to represent a country & people i dont know very well otoh, what does it pay and does it come with a cool house? E: oh, 100 million subjects? actually nevermind ill make it work
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goethe.cx posted:imagine how much cum a 50-foot tall garfield could produce when i crawl into his rear end and massage his prostate with both of my hands Seconded by China as an important step in the 5-year plan
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Jul 6, 2020 15:07
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BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:These motions currently have no seconds Mexico would like to second the The State of Ghanarea's motion. Establishing the legality of texting of exes will lend legitimacy to our campaign to annex Texas.
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Jul 6, 2020 15:09
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South Africa second's Zimbabwe and Ghanarea's motions in hopes of creating unity among the African continent
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Sekenr posted:Seconded by China as an important step in the 5-year plan 50 foot tall anatomically correct Garfield statue that can produce cum is added to the agenda. Location is currently undecided and must be chosen through amendments military cervix posted:Mexico would like to second the The State of Ghanarea's motion. Establishing the legality of texting of exes will lend legitimacy to our campaign to annex Texas. Early morning drunk texting of nation's exes is added to the agenda. MrQwerty posted:South Africa second's Zimbabwe and Ghanarea's motions in hopes of creating unity among the African continent BIG FLUFFY DOG fucked around with this message at 15:14 on Jul 6, 2020 |
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As "reparation" to Palau, the Garfield statue should be built there. That, or a space elevator. Australia is currently building a launch loop in the outback, but it is strictly to study the effects of zero gravity on bloomin onions e: V Statutory Ape posted:can i change the name back to Zaire? 
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can i change the name back to Zaire?
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May South Africa have our request for co-sponsors and authors of an Anime Reparations amendment tabled to item #1
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the Unitedsk is sendinf an aircrfcaft carrier taks force somewhere an we aint sayin where suck on that
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Statutory Ape posted:can i change the name back to Zaire? Sovreign states may rename themselves freely to names they have a historical or personal connection to as established by the precedent of Ghanarea and Persia. Renaming which has no historical connection or is done by another state for purposes of bullying another requires UN approval as established by the precedent of Butts (formerly India)
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BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:Sovreign states may rename themselves freely to names they have a historical or personal connection to as established by the precedent of Ghanarea and Persia. in that case we shall henceforth be known as Belgian Congo
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Jul 6, 2020 15:20
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I want an army
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Zombiepop posted:I want an army let me google if i have an army and also what sort of legalities may be involved with renting them
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Sekenr posted:We will give you counterfeit Chinese crap that looks almost like the real thing, lots of it We accept. You wanted a support vote right? I forget I got jerk chicken all over my notes.
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Jul 6, 2020 15:29
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BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:Resolution 1: The complete and total ban of all Anime Resolution 1: Pro, anime is imperialism Resolution 2: Pro, journalism is imperialism Resolution 3: Pro, you had your chance Japan, also you can't bully dead people Resolution 4: Pro, being sober is imperialism
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Jul 6, 2020 15:30
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Statutory Ape posted:let me google if i have an army and also what sort of legalities may be involved with renting them Thank you, might not pay the bill tho, maybe in goods or services, depends on which country I am.
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Jul 6, 2020 15:31
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If nobody is using Laos or Cambodia we propose that we just "borrow" those countries to make sure they're safe in the face of all this imperialism we keep seeing
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Zombiepop posted:I want an army Welcome Egypt
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Zombiepop posted:Thank you, might not pay the bill tho, maybe in goods or services, depends on which country I am. BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:Welcome Egypt soooo you've got this canal and i've got this army?
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BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:
Nice, Egypt, pyramids n poo poo. 1. Support 2. Support 3. Opposes(they just got their goddamn army back) 4. 420 blaze it, (support)
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Statutory Ape posted:soooo you've got this canal and i've got this army? We can work something out, what do you want? Boats? Water? Fish? Access to Europe?
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BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:Weed is hereby added to the agenda as resolution 4. The Republic of Nicaragua votes the following: 1) Yes 2) Abstain 3) No, as much as we would love to wipe those tentacle penetration assholes off the map more subtle means are effective 4) HELL YEAH BABY The Republic of Nicaragua is also accepting bids for its networks, both drug and Contra
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Statutory Ape posted:in that case we shall henceforth be known as Belgian Congo lmfao
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Sid Vicious posted:lmfao Greece
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Brazil: 1) Aye with support for South Africa's Anime Reparations amendment 2) Abstain, we do not condone nor condemn your decision 3) --- If the supporting countries are willing to share a couple of nukes with Brazil, this shall be an Aye 4) Aye, willing to help Brazil has erected a statue commemorating Ghanarean President Derpiosos sharing the secret Zimbabwean cable with Our Leader. Bronze Fonz fucked around with this message at 16:00 on Jul 6, 2020 |
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Sid Vicious posted:lmfao Zombiepop posted:We can work something out, what do you want? Boats? Water? Fish? Access to Europe? BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:Greece Belgian Congo officially extends an offer to the Egyptian and Greek delegates for a mutual defense and economic prosperity pact. From the Red Sea through the mighty Suez beyond to the Mediterranean
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BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:Weed is hereby added to the agenda as resolution 4. Glorious nation of El Salvador: 1. Supports, Anime is for babies and Guatemalans 2. Supports, suffer no journalist to live 3. Abstains, no reason why 4. Supports, our economy is mostly coke driven Ron Darling posted:The Republic of Nicaragua is also accepting bids for its networks, both drug and Contra Backroom deals: Hey there neighbor, wanna invade Honduras and split it 50/50?
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COMPAGNIE TOMMY posted:Australia formally expresses dismay at the near-universal condemnation of Japan and its anime. To this end, we are proposing the formation of the Greater Anime Co-Prosperity Sphere. All nations that are supportive or at minimum permissive of anime as a legitimate form of cultural expression are graciously invited to join. Croatia wishes to join this Greater Anime Co-Prosperity Sphere, however we would like to add preservation of Croatian anime to this.
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Three agenda items have been added. Resolution 1 is amended to order Japan to pay reparations because the parliamentarian can't be bothered to keep track of an amendment vote. Resolution 1: The complete and total ban of all Anime with Japan ordered to pay reparations Anime shall be named as a contraband substance in all member states Raised by Russia, Seconded by many others Pro: Russia, Saudi Arabia, US, China, Canada, Mexico, South Africa, Vietnam, Egypt, Nicaragua, Brazil, El Salvador, Belgian Congo, Zimbabwe (14) Con: Spain, Croatia, Australia (3) Abs: Some other BS: Resolution 2: Just let us murder journalists. Come on. Raised by Saudi Arabia, Seconded by Turkey Pro: Saudi Arabia, Turkey, China, Mexico, Australia, Vietnam, Egypt, El Salvador, Belgian Congo (9) Con: US, Canada, Croatia, South Africa (4) Abs: Spain, Nicaragua, Brazil, Zimbabwe Some Other BS: Resolution 3: Nuke Hiroshima and Nagasaki again Raised by China, seconded by Saudi Arabia Pro: China, Saudi Arabia, Vietnam, Brazil (4) Con: US, Canada, Croatia, Mexico, South Africa, Australia, Egypt, Nicaragua, Belgian Congo, Zimbabwe (10) Abs: Spain, El Salvador Some Other BS: Resolution 4: Legalize weed worldwide Raised by US, seconded by Canada Pro: Canada, US, Croatia, Mexico, South Africa, Australia, Vietnam, Egypt, Nicaragua, Brazil, El Salvador, Belgian Congo, Zimbabwe (12) Con: Spain, China, Saudi Arabia (3) Abs: Some Other BS: Resolution 5: Build an erotic 50 foot tall statue of Garfield the Cat which is anatomically correct and capable of cum at a currently undecided location Raised by Cuba, seconded by China Pro: Cuba, China, Brazil (3) Con: Abs: Belgian Congo, Egypt Some other BS Resolution 6: Permit nations to drunk text their exs at 2AM for booty calls Raised by Ghanarea, seconded by Mexico, co-sponsored by South Africa Pro: Ghanarea, Mexico, South Africa, Egypt (4) Con: Belgian Congo, Brazil (3) Abs: Some Other BS: Resolution 7: Make July 7th an international holiday because "gently caress it" Raised by Zimbabwe, seconded by South Africa Pro: Zimbabwe, South Africa, Brazil, Egypt (4) Con: Abs: Belgian Congo Some other BS: Further proposals will not be added to the agenda until the current agenda is clear. BIG FLUFFY DOG fucked around with this message at 16:29 on Jul 6, 2020 |
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BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:Weed is hereby added to the agenda as resolution 4. Belgian Congo votes to ban anime. Belgian Congo votes to allow murder of journalists and also would like to add a caveat to allow murder of "potential" journalists. Belgian Congo will not vote to nuke Japan again. Belgian Congo will vote for legalization of marijuana. Belgian Congo is against drunk texting booty calls and also takes exception to the language and phrasing of the resolution Belgian Congo will abstain re: July 6th due to the economic impact of more holidays
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BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:Weed is hereby added to the agenda as resolution 4. The Republic of Zimbabwe: 1) Aye 2) Aye, but only with an addendum to allow the murder of non-journalists as well. If not, then ABSTAIN. 3) Nay 4) Aye Zimbabwe wishes to add an ammendment to their newly added resolution up for vote that the proposed holiday date be changed to 7/7 for reason of, "It's too late now loving hell bureaucracy moves so loving slow gently caress."
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Brazil: 5) Aye, would prefer a 69-foot tall statue however 6) Nay, the international community should really just leave their exes alone, move on and help us build a new and better future together 7) Aye, we like to party
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Statutory Ape posted:Belgian Congo officially extends an offer to the Egyptian and Greek delegates for a mutual defense and economic prosperity pact. From the Red Sea through the mighty Suez beyond to the Mediterranean Egypt is very down with this BCEG-pact. Egypt abstains from resolution 5, supports nr 6 and 7. Also we have 2 many mummies and will trade mummies for other old poo poo.
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