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The Glorious Central-Asian Nation of Kyrgyzstan would like to give praise to His Excellency Presiding Officer BIG FLUFFY DOG for their titanic efforts in keeping the ongoing debate session from completely devolving into an absurd game of Risk by a few rogue nations. We would also like to make a statement reminding every legislator here entrusted with conveying their country's will, that the resolutions voted on the floor of the Goon United Nations General Assembly (GUNGA) are non-binding. With that the Kyrgyzstany delegation indeterminately shelves its attendance once again in order to make the most of their diplomatic discount with the New York escort scene.
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-------- INTERCEPTED CABLE -------- Good news everyone! Scientists from Brasilia University have come up with an effective vaccine against the coronavirus! Before the Glorious Government of Brazil could do anything to suppress the product of this research on the imaginary plandemic, these goddamn communists have released the results of their findings on the world wide web as open-source material. The chemical constitution of this vaccine is thus now freely available on "Wikipedia" as they call it, but it is strongly encouraged you IGNORE this cable as the plandemic is ENTIRELY imaginary. Carry on, BB's (beautiful brazilians)! -------- INTERCEPTED CABLE --------
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BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:CURRENT AGENDA:  1: propose amendment to Eastern Europe 2: Aye 3: Nay 4: Nay 5: Aye 6: Aye
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Turkey starts pounding her shoe on the table furiously.
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stuck but i demand interpol recognition
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Spinz posted:Turkey starts pounding her shoe on the table furiously. Here here
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I have arrested member nation Ukraine for the crime of horny posting
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HugeGrossBurrito posted:stuck but i demand interpol recognition GBS mods can only be UN agencies to keep things neutral Next GBS mod to post in here is getting either peace-keeping forces or UNICEF its going to be unicef BIG FLUFFY DOG fucked around with this message at 02:31 on Jul 7, 2020 |
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Jul 7, 2020 02:29
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Can I be a country? Don’t care how lovely
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TeachesOfPeaches posted:Can I be a country? Don’t care how lovely Suriname
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I don't care whatever the gently caress UNICEF does as long as you stay out of the oil business!
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BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:Suriname Well, as the most diverse country in the world (according to Wikipedia), I feel I have an advantage,
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Bronze Fonz posted:I don't care whatever the gently caress UNICEF does as long as you stay out of the oil business! * begins investigating member state Brazil* 
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Jul 7, 2020 02:46
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HugeGrossBurrito posted:* begins investigating member state Brazil* Anime is banned now. Who watches the watchmen?
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BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:Anime is banned now. Listen buddy I dont make the rules I just drunkenly enforce them
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I doubt if you bastards could run a chook raffle, let alone the world.
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BigBadSteve posted:I doubt if you bastards could run a chook raffle, let alone the world. Turkmenistan
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BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:Anime is banned now. Woah, that was close! Heyyyyy, Interpol! You need gas, por your copa cars, yes?
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BigBadSteve posted:I doubt if you bastards could run a chook raffle, let alone the world. We're running it straight into the ground 
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Bronze Fonz posted:Woah, that was close! Azerbaijan would also like to get in on this blackmail/extortion.
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the delagation from the United sTaes just woke up an ate some burgs. what the gently caress is this poo poo we abastain on 1 BSTAIN on 2 with a speacial speech on the floor saying gently caress yall aye on 3 aye on 4,5,6 the Unbisted States would put forth a measure to declare July 10th World Happy Day
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This man just abstained on sanctioning himself, Even the US knows they deserve it.
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MakaVillian posted:Azerbaijan would also like to get in on this blackmail/extortion. How do you feel about Venezuela?
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Goodnight goons, dont try anything funny 
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HugeGrossBurrito posted:Goodnight goons, dont try anything funny Brazilian Military Police have arrested renowned movie star Russell Crowe at Brazilia International Airport after being found to be carrying massive amounts of Bananadrine-laced molly. The accused is currently in custody and will be charged with trafficking class L narcotics.
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Greetings from Chile! The Pact of Allied Weed Growers (PAWG) officially consists of Canada, Chile, El Salvador, Mexico, and the United States. All members will respond against any aggression against a single member. Though this is a defensive agreement, members are encouraged to support one another if one member declares war against another nation, but it is not required. Further, all trade of dank marijuana shall be without tariffs and traded freely among members. Those nations that wish to join PAWG must have unanimous consent from existing members. In other news, Chile reports that its undisclosed project is 50% complete. Have a good evening, and gently caress brazil. DeadFatDuckFat fucked around with this message at 03:50 on Jul 7, 2020 |
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:Greetings from Chile! The Republic of Nicaragua asks if they can join PAWG and offers its unparalled distribution networks as incentive And free coffee
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i want a country. hopefully a good one ps gently caress the US
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HardDiskD posted:i want a country. hopefully a good one Welcome Central African Republic
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Ron Darling posted:The Republic of Nicaragua asks if they can join PAWG and offers its unparalled distribution networks as incentive As the ink has not even dried yet on the treaty, we will waive the formal approval requirements. PAWG welcomes Nicaragua. May every household be blessed with weed and coffee.
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Canada's prime minister sends thanks to Chile for the socks and asks from how many Alpacas did you need the pelt to make them?
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BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:CURRENT AGENDA: 1) Yea 2) Yea 3) Yea 4) Yea 5) Yea 6) Yea
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The Walrus posted:Canada's prime minister sends thanks to Chile for the socks and asks from how many Alpacas did you need the pelt to make them? As everyone knows, the finest area of the alpaca is the taint. We used 15 of the most luxurious animals from the president's own personal collection. Unfortunately the removal process leaves these alpacas maimed, but they do go on to live a life of exceeding leisure and pampering.
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:As the ink has not even dried yet on the treaty, we will waive the formal approval requirements. PAWG welcomes Nicaragua. May every household be blessed with weed and coffee. Nicaragua thanks you and sends four tons of coffee to every member of PAWG
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the delagations from the United Starses would like to offer some rpimo weed to the Central Adfrican Repudlic
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The Holy Democratic Dictatorship of Lichtenstein votes 1) Nay 2) Yea 3) Yea 4) Yea 5) Yea 6) Yea
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Day 4 resolution proposal: Rename Jamaica to "Jamaica Me Horny, Baby"
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is latveria in the UN I want to be doctor doom if not, maybe zamunda?
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Zippy the Bummer posted:the delagations from the United Starses would like to offer some rpimo weed to the Central Adfrican Repudlic Let it be known that Brazil has amassed copious amounts of coke, fruits, cigars, oil, statues, humans and various other trinkets and would like to get in on that rpimo weed action, honeyheart.
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Chile's "independent" news media has begun stoking hatred of the vile brazilian. Already, the sexual preferences of the chilean male has begun shifting from large to petite asses. gently caress Brazil
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