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Feline Mind Meld
Jun 14, 2007

I'm pretty creeped out

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FUCK SNEEP
Apr 21, 2007




this is worse than keyboard goop

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010
Cum Lion is Food Lion's evil younger brother

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem
I think we're going to name it Wall-Nut (pronounced walnut)

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Thank you, I can't wait.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
One heck of a conversation piece, reckon. :clint:

LonesomeCrowdedWest
May 8, 2008
Are you sure it’s a stuffed animal inside and not a real animal

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

LonesomeCrowdedWest posted:

Are you sure it’s a stuffed animal inside and not a real animal

you are thinking too small. it is a stuffed animal, but the stuffing consists of mummified mice.

Mode 7
Jul 28, 2007

I’m kind of amazed at how upsetting/uncomfortable I’m finding looking at it.

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem

LonesomeCrowdedWest posted:

Are you sure it’s a stuffed animal inside and not a real animal

we discussed the possibility it was some kind of "turducken" consisting of a fetus inside a stuffed animal inside a layer of lightly bruleed cum

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Bismuth posted:

we discussed the possibility it was some kind of "turducken" consisting of a fetus inside a stuffed animal inside a layer of lightly bruleed cum

I suggest you ring police and discuss your concerns.

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
If/when you hang it, please accent light it.

AHH F/UGH
May 25, 2002

Someone somewhere spent a few hours making that

Think about that

Someone used a few hours of their life’s precious time to make that thing willingly

Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.
Your roomate is trying way too hard to not be boring.

Elysiume
Aug 13, 2009

Alone, she fights.

gently caress SNEEP posted:

this is worse than keyboard goop
it's like someone created a goop golem, then decapitated it and mounted the head

cda
Jan 2, 2010

by Hand Knit
Don't lie. You made this yourselves.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
It's like a Cronenberg/Giger mashup. Lovely stuff.

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Jesus Christ

Oswald Kesselpot
Jan 14, 2008

HONK HONK HONK

AHH F/UGH posted:

Someone somewhere spent a few hours making that

Think about that

Someone used a few hours of their life’s precious time to make that thing willingly
That's what all the kids used to say about me.

Literal Nazi Furry
Jan 27, 2008

Swastika - Helvetica - Ikea
Last night I dreamt of Adolf searching for Anne.
I lay on my back
standing alone in the corner watching the girls dance.

I'm on crystal meth.
I piss in my pants.
did you swallow it yet

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Mode 7 posted:

I’m kind of amazed at how upsetting/uncomfortable I’m finding looking at it.

This is how you know it's true art

Torquemada
Oct 21, 2010

Drei Gläser

Sid Vicious posted:

You should Jack off on it

*again

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!
Wonderful!

Literal Nazi Furry
Jan 27, 2008

Swastika - Helvetica - Ikea
Last night I dreamt of Adolf searching for Anne.
I lay on my back
standing alone in the corner watching the girls dance.

I'm on crystal meth.
I piss in my pants.
is he willing to part with it for a price? I don't have money, but

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018
What the gently caress lol

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem

cda posted:

Don't lie. You made this yourselves.

No, for this reason:

AHH F/UGH posted:

Someone somewhere spent a few hours making that

Think about that

Someone used a few hours of their life’s precious time to make that thing willingly

My art is the only thing about myself I'm proud of, I wouldnt do this, also I wouldnt waste all that goddamn hot glue, that poo poo costs money and goes way faster than you'd think

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Your roommate, how sure are you they exist and aren't just you with a cool jacket?

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
This reminds me of teddy bear made of bellybutton lint :cry:

r u ready to WALK
Sep 29, 2001

Is it really hotglue? Is it hard and shiny or soft and rubbery?

I'm thinking it's more likely to be some kind of liquid resin where they had a grand plan to make a magnificent resin statue with unfortunate results.

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem

Barudak posted:

Your roommate, how sure are you they exist and aren't just you with a cool jacket?

Ive never been cool in my life, its impossible

r u ready to WALK posted:

Is it really hotglue? Is it hard and shiny or soft and rubbery?

I'm thinking it's more likely to be some kind of liquid resin where they had a grand plan to make a magnificent resin statue with unfortunate results.

Its definitely hot glue. I'm sure there's some 5 minute crafts or troom troom video that suggests doing this then spray painting it silver or something (or if not there will be tomorrow)

Jeza
Feb 13, 2011

The cries of the dead are terrible indeed; you should try not to hear them.
man what in the hell




what the hell man

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

AHH F/UGH posted:

Someone somewhere spent a few hours making that

Think about that

Someone used a few quarts of their life’s precious fluids to make that thing willingly

Literal Nazi Furry
Jan 27, 2008

Swastika - Helvetica - Ikea
Last night I dreamt of Adolf searching for Anne.
I lay on my back
standing alone in the corner watching the girls dance.

I'm on crystal meth.
I piss in my pants.

AHH F/UGH posted:

Someone somewhere spent a few hours making that

Think about that

Someone used a few hours of their life’s precious time to make that thing willingly

its stupid as hell and looks horrible. its art

President in Residence
May 12, 2003


Don't know what I expected when I clicked this thread but I certainly shouldn't have done it while eating...

:barf:

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
I like it

The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002

by Fluffdaddy

Bismuth posted:

tempting, but my thermostat doesnt go this high

my oven, however, does

I GUESS? Maybe the base-plush was a lion king one?

I don`t think you are accounting for how a composition of 30% semen changes melting point

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe
I entered this thread intruigued, now I'm positively apalled. i love it in a kind of "i hate this" way, it has the worst vibes.

Synthetic Dreams
Jul 19, 2005

by Cyrano4747
We should all make mounted cum stuffed animals and share them here.

longtimelurker
Mar 12, 2006

Powered by alcohol

It looks like it is about to hatch some sort of parasite out of its eyes. This is some nightmare crafting. Are there other cum animals for sale?

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Fatkraken
Jun 23, 2005

Fun-time is over.

Literal Nazi Furry posted:

its stupid as hell and looks horrible. its art


Synthetic Dreams posted:

We should all make mounted cum stuffed animals and share them here.

I will make one of these if you pay me enough. Not joking.

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