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gently caress it Jamaica supports this war or whatever is happening. Also Turkey you deserve that flag you bitch gently caress it!
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Russia is happy to have a nice dinner with Portugal and we will dispatch one of our most convincing ambassador body doubles to the country immediately.
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Freudian slippers posted:Portugal respectfully declines TCAR's generous offer, but offer, as a token of our colonial repentance, a free coupon for next Bacalhau Friday. We accept the coupon. The CAR welcomes this as an opportunity for friendship between both states. The CAR also motions to reverse-colonize France. It's only fair, considering CAR's own history of being colonized. Space Kablooey fucked around with this message at 16:09 on Jul 7, 2020 |
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Papua New Guinea politely reminds Portugal that, despite its former history as a colonizer dog, its people, have , in fact, been oppressed by the same imperialist nations it now pathetically kowtows to.maybe the revolutionary minded people of Portugal should get with the program , acknowledge their sins and atone for them, by steadfastly supporting the new world order. Papua New Guinea magnanimously volunteers itself to guide Portugal in this new age, so that Portugal may be known as "one of the good ones."
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Antifa Poltergeist posted:Papua New Guinea politely reminds Portugal that, despite its former history as a colonizer dog, its people, have , in fact, been oppressed by the same imperialist nations it now pathetically kowtows to.maybe the revolutionary minded people of Portugal should get with the program , acknowledge their sins and atone for them, by steadfastly supporting the new world order. if you wanted the Bacalhau coupon you could have just asked jeez
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Prof. Crocodile posted:Belgium proposes a pan-Belgian global alliance between Belgium, Belgian Panama, and the Congos--at least one of which is currently calling themselves the Belgian Congo, IIRC. Masagascar denounces this attempt by Belgium to once again assert their colonial aims in Africa.
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HardDiskD posted:if you wanted the Bacalhau coupon you could have just asked jeez Scandalous! The well fed nation of Papua New Guinea seeks only to guide the less enlightened nations into the new century. But also yes we would like the bacalhau coupon please, see if you can throw some cantaloupe and ham too thank you Antifa Poltergeist fucked around with this message at 16:10 on Jul 7, 2020 |
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Jul 7, 2020 16:08
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Antifa Poltergeist posted:But also yes we would like the bacalhau coupon please, see if you can throw some cantaloupe and ham too thank you The CAR graciously gifts the bacalhau coupon to Papua New Guinea, but it does not include the rest of the buffet options so you are SOL there.
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Antifa Poltergeist posted:Papua New Guinea politely reminds Portugal that, despite its former history as a colonizer dog, its people, have , in fact, been oppressed by the same imperialist nations it now pathetically kowtows to.maybe the revolutionary minded people of Portugal should get with the program , acknowledge their sins and atone for them, by steadfastly supporting the new world order. The Democratic Republic of Timor-Leste apologizes for its tardiness, we forgot we had this job. However, we politely recommend Portugal take advantage of this - quite frankly very generous - offer.
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Antifa Poltergeist posted:Papua New Guinea politely reminds Portugal that, despite its former history as a colonizer dog, its people, have , in fact, been oppressed by the same imperialist nations it now pathetically kowtows to.maybe the revolutionary minded people of Portugal should get with the program , acknowledge their sins and atone for them, by steadfastly supporting the new world order. [Portugal makes rude gestures at PNG, while hiding behind the Russian ambassador] E: Timor-Leste can have some too, if it wants
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When the new new world order emerges, Vietnam calls dibs on Paris, we are regrettably not large enough to manage the whole of France but we would love more of that sweet tourist money We will however spray paint red stars on all the monuments and symbolically decapitate any statues of monarchs
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Eumenides posted:When the new new world order emerges, Vietnam calls dibs on Paris, we are regrettably not large enough to manage the whole of France but we would love more of that sweet tourist money The CAR proposes that Vietnam can have the Champs de Mars. This specifically does not include the Eiffel Tower though. Space Kablooey fucked around with this message at 16:21 on Jul 7, 2020 |
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Jul 7, 2020 16:18
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Testikles posted:Masagascar denounces this attempt by Belgium to once again assert their colonial aims in Africa. Belgium urges Madagascar to reconsider its position and acquiesce to the desires of the international community. There is overwhelming documentary evidence showing that PAWG craves BBC.
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South Africa will be abstaining from voting today because our representative is tired as gently caress from working overnight shifts and has decided to celebrate the 1st International gently caress It day
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HardDiskD posted:The CAR graciously gifts the bacalhau coupon to Papua New Guinea, but it does not include the rest of the buffet options so you are SOL there. The PNG graciously accept the kind gift of our friend the CAR , but is still peckish. As a show of appreciation, please loan this famous work of art of the Papuans.  Beet Wagon posted:The Democratic Republic of Timor-Leste apologizes for its tardiness, we forgot we had this job. However, we politely recommend Portugal take advantage of this - quite frankly very generous - offer. My brothers, welcome. Your suffering at the hands of the Portuguese was vile. Please know that the PNG will support any sanctions you deem fit against the Colonizer dogs Freudian slippers posted:[Portugal makes rude gestures at PNG, while hiding behind the Russian ambassador] Pictured, the Portuguese ambassador,making rude gestures 
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:Russia proposes: Persia would like to provide its support for this excellent proposal.
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:Russia proposes: Added to the agenda. This will be the only item for now to allow for proper amedments and tonhave a reduced workload for gently caress It day.
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Croatia announces it is officially annexing the following states: - Slovenia - Bosnia and Herzegovina - Montenegro - Kosovo - Albania - North Macedonia
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Croatia also would like to say that The Great Croatian Republic is lgbtq+ friendly and welcomes anime onto its shores.
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drunkenmonkeystyle posted:Croatia also would like to say that The Great Croatian Republic is lgbtq+ friendly and welcomes anime onto its shores. The Republic of Nicaragua reminds all nations that pursuant to UN General Assembly resolution #1 anime is banned worldwide Croatia does not want to be part of an embargo does it?
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BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:Added to the agenda. This will be the only item for now to allow for proper amedments and tonhave a reduced workload for gently caress It day. Belgium supports this resolution mostly because it reminds us of Hard Target which is, frankly, an underrated film.
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:Russia proposes: Afghanistan would like to amend this for tourism income Afghanistan is also willing to extend hunting area beoynd russia's borders to afghanistan by 250x250 kilometers. Also Afghanistan is annexing Tajikistan,Kyrgyzstan, ,Kazakhstan those countries dont exist and have always been part of Afghanistan Dark Off fucked around with this message at 17:13 on Jul 7, 2020 |
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drunkenmonkeystyle posted:Croatia announces it is officially annexing the following states: I see gently caress It day came right on time. The Repubilic of Zimbabwe would like to advise Croatia to settle the hell down. Also, there will be NO anime.
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The people of Papua New Guinea would like to remind Croatia that they already have a significant portion of the world's hottest women, so please stop this attack to hog all the hotness. Even if it's trying to also hog all the anime. Papua New Guinea as previously stated that it is willing to serve as a secure location for dumping all of the anime. The esa'ala cave as seen in the movie Sanctum is the world's deepest cave, at least 100 Kms, should provide a secure enough site.
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Antifa Poltergeist posted:The PNG graciously accept the kind gift of our friend the CAR , but is still peckish. Portugal would like to table a resolution that PNG be censored for doxxing our ambassador 
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Freudian slippers posted:Portugal would like to table a resolution that PNG be censored for doxxing our ambassador The DRTL strenuously objects to this action, and adds that your ambassador's hat is stupid and for nerds
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Persia reveals its continued nuclear weapons development program. Quote, "What are those pussies going to do about it?"
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White Noise Marine posted:The Gambia is booty calling Ghanarea tonight New phone who dis? Jk you voted against the coaster come on over you still got a key to my apartment
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The representative of member nation Ukraine is under investigation for mistreatment of international students, he is being held by agents of CSPAM for a minimum of 18 hours until he is in my custody.
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drunkenmonkeystyle posted:Croatia announces it is officially annexing the following states: Ghanarea inquires if you need a Ghanarean themed Disney park in these new territories.
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Croatia would like to be recognized as its new name: The Great Republic of Roma. And we would like to have its new official language recognized: Latin.
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drunkenmonkeystyle posted:Croatia announces it is officially annexing the following states: Sorry Croatia, The Gambia has call dibs on Montenegro, so The Gambia can be closer to his Friends Croatia and Egypt.
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Derpies posted:Ghanarea inquires if you need a Ghanarean themed Disney park in these new territories. The Great Republic of Roma welcomes Ghanarea themed Disney parks.
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White Noise Marine posted:Sorry Croatia, The Gambia has call dibs on Montenegro, so The Gambia can be closer to his Friends Croatia and Egypt. The Great Republic of Roma will allow you access to the borders of Montenegro but will not concede the land mass. Pax Romana
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Interpol requests a map be made of the new borders.
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Sooooo which country am i representing again? I thought I remembered but July 7th and all that celebration crap.
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In light of the colonialization verdict Ghanarea is going to colonize Moldova. In a surprise to no one, no one notices.
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The parlimentarian would like to call BS on all the countries claiming to annex various other nations, particularly since we're beginnig to run dry on unclaimed nations except for the Belgian Congolese annexation of Greece which, unless delegate Sid Vicious shows up out of nowhere is by all indications completely legit.HugeGrossBurrito posted:The representative of member nation Ukraine is under investigation for mistreatment of international students, he is being held by agents of CSPAM for a minimum of 18 hours until he is in my custody. Ukraine has consistently shown itself a rogue nation state with this their second Interpol sanction in a day. An emergency resolution on how to respond to continued Ukrainian shitposting is placed up for debate.
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BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:The parlimentarian would like to call BS on all the countries claiming to annex various other nations, particularly since we're beginnig to run dry on unclaimed nations except for the Belgian Congolese annexation of Greece which, unless delegate Sid Vicious shows up out of nowhere is by all indications completely legit. I would like to see the UN parliament try to stop the recreation of the Great Republic of Roma, it couldn't even stop Russia from annexing states to create the ussr.
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Brazil has offered several highly skilled operatives to assist in the elimination of the Ukrainian leadership. Having better things to do, we would offer the puppet government propping up to another nation. We'll just send the kill squad.
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