- old friend
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Ironing a crease into my husband's dick as per this restaurant's dress code
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Jul 9, 2020 21:05
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- Adbot
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- nut
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ironing my husbands sick so I can wedge it under the door instead of letting it kinda drag when the door catches the wind hard enough to close it
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Jul 9, 2020 21:07
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- City of Glompton
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spritzing my husband's dick with Downey Wrinkle Reducer because im a busy woman, plus i like the fresh clean scent
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Jul 9, 2020 22:04
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- google THIS
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Hanging my dick over the shower door and running the water really hot because the hotel room didn't come with an ironing board
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Jul 9, 2020 22:20
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- nut
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spritzing my husband's dick with Downey Wrinkle Reducer because im a busy woman, plus i like the fresh clean scent
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Jul 9, 2020 22:23
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- Luvcow
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One day nearer spring
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getting to my board meeting and realizing to late that while my dick has been impeccably ironed my wife forgot to starch my balls
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Jul 9, 2020 22:44
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- nut
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opting to bronze my dick instead because i like the sheen
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Jul 9, 2020 22:57
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- Trying
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my job is to keep his belly full and his schlong flat
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Jul 9, 2020 22:59
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- Trying
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one weird trick to flatten your dick in the microwave. doctors hate me!
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Jul 9, 2020 23:53
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- old friend
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Long gone is that traditional family atmosphere: the children gathered around the radio on the mantelpiece listening to War of the Worlds. Husband reading his newspaper, feet up after a long day of work. Loving wife meditatively - contently - ironing his dick by the fireplace
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Jul 9, 2020 23:57
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- Trying
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not to be that wife, but cold-pressed peens are hipster bullshit
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Jul 10, 2020 00:00
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- Prof. Crocodile
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ever been to a fancy public restroom with dick pressers?
btw, this is not actually for dicks
source: written injunction banning me from ever using Chicago Midway airport again
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Jul 10, 2020 00:00
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- old friend
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postmodernism has ruined everything
Men obsessively ironing their own dicks, women ironing each other's clothes - and that's the belly of the beast
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Jul 10, 2020 00:01
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- Trying
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Men letting their wives out with crumpled dicks was the thin edge of the wedge
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Jul 10, 2020 00:05
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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Long gone is that traditional family atmosphere: the children gathered around the radio on the mantelpiece listening to War of the Worlds. Husband reading his newspaper, feet up after a long day of work. Loving wife meditatively - contently - ironing his dick by the fireplace
lmbo
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Jul 10, 2020 01:16
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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My father went to work every day in a coat and tie, dick starched stiff as a board, just like his father and grandfather before him. Shame to see how young 'professionals' dress these days-no ties, no jackets and rumpled, wrinkled dicks hanging out for all the world to see. They ought to be ashamed and they will NOT be getting any of my business!!!
1 like = 1 ironed dick!
lolol
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Jul 10, 2020 01:19
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- old friend
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My father went to work every day in a coat and tie, dick starched stiff as a board, just like his father and grandfather before him. Shame to see how young 'professionals' dress these days-no ties, no jackets and rumpled, wrinkled dicks hanging out for all the world to see. They ought to be ashamed and they will NOT be getting any of my business!!!
1 like = 1 ironed dick!
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Jul 10, 2020 01:26
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- frump truck
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hello... again!
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do you like lemon cake
or chocolate cake better
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Jul 10, 2020 02:43
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- Finger Prince
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If you give your dick a strong sharp flick when it's still wet from the wash and hang it up to dry right away, you don't really need to iron it.
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Jul 10, 2020 03:45
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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new hubby new chubby
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Jul 10, 2020 04:01
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- FutonForensic
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pleated dick
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Jul 10, 2020 04:50
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- cda
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by Hand Knit
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Never saw one of these until I went to a French beach for vacation
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Jul 10, 2020 05:00
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