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Barcley
Jan 26, 2004

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Soiled Meat

BIG HEADLINE posted:

Longer. He'll have his head installed in Alex Jones' abdomen like Krang or Kuato.

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BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

BIG HEADLINE posted:

Longer. He'll have his head installed in Alex Jones' abdomen like Krang or Kuato.

I'm thinking more like Master Blaster.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

sharknado slashfic posted:

Trump got on Hannity to cry about his taxes and masks

It's always stupid how he keeps saying the dumbest poo poo in friendly interviews.

https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/1281410535066685442

Like seriously, "automatically cure" is going to be in every loving ad tomorrow.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

A Bad Poster posted:

The thing I gathered from reading the first bit of that is that Duckworth still thinks that invading Iraq was a good idea.

I love this forum.

Best Friends
Nov 4, 2011

https://twitter.com/existentialfish/status/1281402105304162305?s=21

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

facialimpediment posted:

It's always stupid how he keeps saying the dumbest poo poo in friendly interviews.

https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/1281410535066685442

Like seriously, "automatically cure" is going to be in every loving ad tomorrow.

I can't sleep and just stumbled upon the re-air of this interview. Hannity was sucking Donnie off like it was going out of style and it empowered him.

SeaborneClink
Aug 27, 2010

MAWP... MAWP!

that is an incredibly amazing self own

windshipper
Jun 19, 2006

Dr. Whet Faartz would like to know if this smells funny to you?
They only give cognitive tests in order to monitor for dementia... :sigh:

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
We turned him loose with a see and say and he performed extremely well.

e: the much rarer lose for loose typo :psyduck:

Milo and POTUS fucked around with this message at 10:55 on Jul 10, 2020

CommunityEdition
May 1, 2009
I mean sure, of course he’ll pass. He paid some other senior to take it for him.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
https://twitter.com/evanmcmurry/status/1281535278776299520?s=19

https://twitter.com/evanmcmurry/status/1281535579130417153?s=19

Field date July 8-9. I haven't seen numbers that low on any of Donnie's poo poo - his floor is getting creaky and he keeps jumping around like a lunatic.

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


SeaborneClink posted:

that is an incredibly amazing self own

Omg his audio makes it sound even worse. You can just see the doctors all telling him "we didn't expect this at all" and shuffling out of the room to tell loved ones to leave the country while Trump sits there smiling proudly at himself.

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
1.7 million active cases, 60k new cases per day, we're back up to around 1,000 dead people every single day, and Trump wants to...re-open the economy faster.

Seems about right.

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice
I'm not sure I can believe this story of his. Without a minimum of a half dozen 'sir's how can anyone know he's telling the truth?

PookBear
Nov 1, 2008

like telling my wife I'm not cheating on her and I have monthly STD tests to prove it

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


PookBear posted:

like telling my wife I'm not cheating on her and I have monthly STD tests to prove it

:laffo:

PeterCat
Apr 8, 2020

Believe women.

Did you know that retirees can be court martialed?

https://www.military.com/daily-news/2020/07/07/militarys-top-appeals-court-consider-whether-retirees-can-be-court-martialed.html

Military.com posted:

The case of a retired sailor who was court-martialed after leaving the Navy has reached the military's highest appeals court, potentially setting the stage for a U.S. Supreme Court battle on the matter.

Stephen Begani, a retired Navy chief petty officer who was court-martialed after being picked up by federal agents about a month after leaving active duty, has taken his case to the U.S. Court of Appeals for the Armed Forces.

tldr: Navy retiree gets caught in NCIS honey pot trying to gently caress a 15 y/o Japanese girl, is court martialed. Apparently the Navy considers retirees under UCMJ until they hit 30 years from the time their service started.

PookBear
Nov 1, 2008

PeterCat posted:

Did you know that retirees can be court martialed?

https://www.military.com/daily-news/2020/07/07/militarys-top-appeals-court-consider-whether-retirees-can-be-court-martialed.html


tldr: Navy retiree gets caught in NCIS honey pot trying to gently caress a 15 y/o Japanese girl, is court martialed. Apparently the Navy considers retirees under UCMJ until they hit 30 years from the time their service started.

yeah you can get called back as well, I think the AF was thinking about doing that with pilots

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost
And you occasionally get nuclear legal takes about how retirees better not ever say anything about politics once they're out, or else the courts martial will get them.

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

if they’ll take away a pension over trying to gently caress a child, what *wont* they take a pension over?

PeterCat
Apr 8, 2020

Believe women.

PookBear posted:

yeah you can get called back as well, I think the AF was thinking about doing that with pilots

So what happens if you come back and fly just badly enough that they can't sign you off as a competent crewmember? Do they just re-retire you?

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost

PeterCat posted:

So what happens if you come back and fly just badly enough that they can't sign you off as a competent crewmember? Do they just re-retire you?

Maybe put you on admin duty to free up a flyer to do flying :backtowork:

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

BANDAIDS DON'T FIX BULLET HOLES

The military craves people trained in very expensive and specialized skills doing admin work at a desk

PookBear
Nov 1, 2008

Internet Wizard posted:

The military craves people trained in very expensive and specialized skills doing admin work at a desk

they do though which is what he's talking about, the non flying billets that are filled by pilots

PookBear
Nov 1, 2008

PeterCat posted:

So what happens if you come back and fly just badly enough that they can't sign you off as a competent crewmember? Do they just re-retire you?

Don't know but its usually only for extreme circumstances and for jobs with a really long pipeline like doctors and pilots. If we suddenly went to war with Nepal and you're a retired intel nerd who speaks Nepali you'd get called back

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

BANDAIDS DON'T FIX BULLET HOLES

PookBear posted:

they do though which is what he's talking about, the non flying billets that are filled by pilots

I know, I was agreeing. I spent half my enlistment in a very long training pipeline and then the other half at a unit that didn't even have the clearance for me to do anything I was trained to do.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
There was a really good point just made:

https://twitter.com/samstein/status/1281582296412426246?s=19

Was all because of this:

https://twitter.com/evanmcmurry/status/1278026715483246592?s=19

Which was set up by this Fox News idiot:

https://twitter.com/MattGertz/status/1278044044602589186?s=19

Just a complete and utterly hilarious cycle of self-owning fed by the Fox News loop.

Hyrax Attack!
Jan 13, 2009

We demand to be taken seriously

I wish we had a better system in lots of ways, but at very least it would be appreciated if history noted that following incapacitating mental decline leaving them incapable of governing effectively, presidents Wilson and Reagan were removed from office a year before the end of their term by their own party and replaced by their vice president.

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


https://twitter.com/suzania/status/1281595168412622848

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
I thought Caro was more interested in SW Asia

Suicide Watch
Sep 8, 2009
Nvm

piL
Sep 20, 2007
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Taco Defender

At first you think: "we have highlanders? We should have sent them to begin with!" But the problem is that, if things go south their involvement risks further empowering local highlanders, with a Quickening.

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost
AZ’s governor using lessons of murdering rivals from Breaking Bad to signal changes (I assume) in COVID policy.


https://twitter.com/govbrewer/status/1281437190115872770?s=21

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!


She's no longer governor, Doug Ducey is.

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost

Handsome Ralph posted:

She's no longer governor, Doug Ducey is.

Oops.

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
Looking like the Afghan-russian bounty story was a lie used to keep troops in Afghanistan

It honestly looked fishy from the start but I didn't want to say anything until something like this happened

https://twitter.com/matthewstoller/status/1281580085410234378?s=19

Riot Carol Danvers
Jul 30, 2004

It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

Hot Karl Marx posted:

Looking like the Afghan-russian bounty story was a lie used to keep troops in Afghanistan

It honestly looked fishy from the start but I didn't want to say anything until something like this happened

https://twitter.com/matthewstoller/status/1281580085410234378?s=19

At what point do we start listening to Glenn Greenwald or the New York Post or Colin Powell?

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

mlmp08 posted:

AZ’s governor using lessons of murdering rivals from Breaking Bad to signal changes (I assume) in COVID policy.


https://twitter.com/govbrewer/status/1281437190115872770?s=21

Hey that's not fair. It's also a lesson on how the police should be allowed to extrajudicially murder people.

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


Wooo looking forward to the rounding up and gassing of intelligentsia.


https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1281616586273468416

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1281616590060965888

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bulletsponge13
Apr 28, 2010

Yeah, I'm not buying what they are selling.

And gently caress Powell. His bullshit speech justifying Iraq had killed millions. gently caress that lying motherfucker. I hope he gets loving cancer.

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