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CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

Dagen H posted:

Canned cream of mushroom. It's frothy from using a whisk to fully homogenize it after heating it in the microwave.






:smith:
:sympathy:

I like canned cream of mushroom soup, especially with a dollop of horseradish.

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Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy




LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
eating poorly heated and still congealed cream of mushroom soup is what made me stop eating soups voluntarily.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

:mods:

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out
Actual tomato gelato is really good.

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

i frowned at this so hard my eyes actually started tearing up

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

TheAardvark posted:

i frowned at this so hard my eyes actually started tearing up

there are more flavors than I imagined

dog nougat
Apr 8, 2009
On the subject of noxious Ice cream products..

Dagen H
Mar 19, 2009

Hogertrafikomlaggningen
No "dog nougat", 2/10

SlothfulCobra
Mar 27, 2011

I would like to declare AntiFoo a terrorist organization.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Randaconda posted:

mmm daddy's cummies and chocolate, my favorite

cummies and bummies

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
Cummies is not a food group

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

LifeSunDeath posted:

Cummies is not a food group
It's at the tip


Use Sparingly

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/tasty/status/1280966608933003264

Submarine Sandpaper
May 27, 2007


fondant was a mistake

Freaquency
May 10, 2007

"Yes I can hear you, I don't have ear cancer!"

I just wanted them to use a sharper knife to cut those. The effect isn’t as cool if they’re squished halfway to hell.

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos
Knives 👏 are 👏 used 👏 with 👏 a 👏sawing 👏motion 👏

E. Slicing maybe more accurate don't @ me

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost
push cut, pull slice, julienne, rocking, locomotive, chop, saw, that thing to do w onion

each and every one a deec sex position name

can't sharpen a breadknife

ZombieCrew
Apr 1, 2019

zedprime posted:

Knives 👏 are 👏 used 👏 with 👏 a 👏sawing 👏motion 👏

E. Slicing maybe more accurate don't @ me

What about cheese knives? Cleavers? What do you do with a chef knife when you chop celery? (Hint: not slicing)

If you cut a cake in a slicing or sawing motion you'll gently caress it right up. Press down gently and, if the baker did their job, you'll be jus fine. Fondant cakes can gently caress off either way.

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Plinkey posted:

there are more flavors than I imagined



This is violence. Why would you do this.

dog nougat posted:

On the subject of noxious Ice cream products..



I am going to find you. ANd make you eat this. :gonk:

vlad3217
Jul 26, 2005

beer and cheese?!

yaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyy!

Freaquency posted:

I just wanted them to use a sharper knife to cut those. The effect isn’t as cool if they’re squished halfway to hell.

Why use a serrated knife if you're going to chop straight down and squish it?

Freaquency
May 10, 2007

"Yes I can hear you, I don't have ear cancer!"

This guy gets it imo- if there isn’t some sweet cross section action then what’s the point?


https://www.instagram.com/p/B4vFMEujHHU/?igshid=1ibnlxvzos4ss

theironjef
Aug 11, 2009

The archmage of unexpected stinks.


Underrated recipe for "just use two packets of kool-aid" immediately below too.

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


theironjef posted:

Underrated recipe for "just use two packets of kool-aid" immediately below too.

Hey now.

You also have to add sugar to your two packets of sugar.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Grand Fromage posted:

Hey now.

You also have to add sugar to your two packets of sugar.

Kool-Aid packets don't have any sugar in them

:colbert:

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

DANK RESINOUS FLAVOR

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

LifeSunDeath posted:


DANK RESINOUS FLAVOR

Sounds great to me!

Tunicate
May 15, 2012



Beautifully Red.

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost
hops are like the closest agricultural anything genetically to cannabis

spaceblancmange
Apr 19, 2018

#essereFerrari

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob

This is like, pesto white beans and mushrooms with nutritional yeasts, but it has the energy of a web pop-up claiming to be the next superfood that will cleanse your colon and do your taxes.

Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007



I'm the really lovely looking breadstick.

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob

https://twitter.com/TheAndrewNadeau/status/1281363396496105473

ZombieCrew
Apr 1, 2019

Thats some pretty bad plating. There is no reason to split the entire lobster either. Split the tail, crack the claws, maybe attempt to plate it in a way that says you didnt toss it on there from across the line whilst cursing your chef under your breath. If the chef made you split the whole lobster, then i understand.

Teach
Mar 28, 2008


Pillbug
Red wine with lobster? Fuckin' rube. (And wasn't that picture posted by some friend of Roger Stone cheering his pardon? Cursed meal indeed.)

WITCHCRAFT
Aug 28, 2007

Berries That Burn

look at that shameful utensil

i saw a pack of those at walmart years ago and took a pic because god drat

fuckin oil spill colored spoon

magnesium citrate diarrhea film colored table cutlery

poo poo look like something you would buy in Second Life or Roblox for a ridiculous price

and yet it's on a fancy rear end plate

DORITOS CRUSTED BEAN MEDLEY w/ IRIDESCENT OIL RAINBOW SPOON [17.99 or market price w/ added seafood]

empty sea
Jul 17, 2011

gonna saddle my seahorse and float out to the sunset
Probably the grossest lobster I've seen in a while. Why is it grey? Is it sitting on a bed of lovely fried potatoes? What's in the little satchel? This is clearly supposed to be a fancy meal, but it's just baffling me.

WITCHCRAFT
Aug 28, 2007

Berries That Burn

empty sea posted:

Probably the grossest lobster I've seen in a while. Why is it grey? Is it sitting on a bed of lovely fried potatoes? What's in the little satchel?

look at this dude who never seen a ravioli before lmao

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spaceblancmange
Apr 19, 2018

#essereFerrari

empty sea posted:

Probably the grossest lobster I've seen in a while. Why is it grey? Is it sitting on a bed of lovely fried potatoes? What's in the little satchel? This is clearly supposed to be a fancy meal, but it's just baffling me.

To own the libs

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