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Why do they always have the women on this show have their legs up on show, in their talking heads. It's so awkward looking.
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ICHIBAHN posted:Why do they always have the women on this show have their legs up on show, in their talking heads. It's so awkward looking. what? Lol, Eric, the trumpian CHUD who blew up his family and kicked his teen out of the home she paid rent in bumfuck nowhere Ohio last season for a spoiled, awful mail order bride who demanded he quit paying child support for his kids so she could have a giant wedding claims his family is fine now and he hangs with his daughter and ends it with a maga and a trump hastag. BARF.
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ICHIBAHN posted:Why do they always have the women on this show have their legs up on show, in their talking heads. It's so awkward looking. It’s so awkward and stupid. Notice how they only do that with the “thin” women.
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dovetaile posted:I just love that Mama Paul took his house key off. Is it normally to expect unfettered access as adult to to your abled adult parent's home? Seriously asking, I think my dad gave me a key to his house over a decade ago, last time I was over there was Christmas and I had to ask him the gate code and didn't even bother saving it into my phone because, why?
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My parents just gave me a key because what am I gonna do, pet their dog when they're out? Like what could I possibly be doing in their home that they wouldn't want me to do? Well, drink soda, but other than that...
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I have keys to both my parents homes, but those are more for emergencies/when they are on vacation and I need to water the plants. We don't use them to just let ourselves in randomly or w/e.
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ohsnapp posted:The pregnant, sex-tourist, rich Jewish girl is horrifying. Dude. She really is a sex tourist. Spot on.
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dovetaile posted:Can't wait to see Debbie die in Brazil The meltdown is everything I hoped for thus far
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2DCAT posted:The meltdown is everything I hoped for thus far I’m feeling like Brazilian airport Panda Express was a risky choice.
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Virigoth posted:I’m feeling like Brazilian airport Panda Express was a risky choice. The line for Popeye's at the Hong Kong International airport was insane
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2DCAT posted:The meltdown is everything I hoped for thus far What the hell did Debbie do when Coltee and Larissa were having loud angry hate sex down the hall
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WhyteRyce posted:What the hell did Debbie do when Coltee and Larissa were having loud angry hate sex down the hall Went out for panda express takeaway
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WhyteRyce posted:The line for Popeye's at the Hong Kong International airport was insane Looking forward to tomorrow's episode where the gang takes a field trip to Outback Steakhouse in Busan 
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Man, Mother Paul has come a long way from giving him chunks of her hair, huh?
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"he's got poo poo on his balls." is my new favorite quote from the show
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I feel like Paul and And-lay could make a support group for weirdly confident deadbeat husbands.
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Paul being fixated on pads and tampons for no reason was hilarious
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Oh my god Andrei is just that hotel room scene from Borat where he’s all “king of the castle, I’m the king of the castle” but completely straightfaced https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltAlgjJ5AU8 Taintrunner fucked around with this message at 04:00 on Jul 13, 2020 |
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Lol Asuelu giving fake locations to gently caress with his wife and be a little bitch what a piece of poo poo "No gently caress you mom I'm going to play video games in my room all day" WhyteRyce fucked around with this message at 06:36 on Jul 13, 2020 |
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She should've just went back to mom and dad's after the first fake location. You want a ride, call my dad, you whiny loving shithead. You can explain to him how I'm a lying bitch on the ride back. It'll be fun. I'm kinda glad Syngin is showing some backbone. Yeah, maybe he drinks too much. But, if my fiance brought me to a new country, immediately put me to work renovating a loving shed to live in while she fucks off to some, crystal power, woo woo fuckparty in South America for a month, and then said someone else is her soulmate, I'd reconsider the relationship, too. And I don't even believe in soulmates. She's one shroom trip from pitching the open relationship line at that point.
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I hope that wasn't Big Ed's rat  Also cheesy butt WhyteRyce fucked around with this message at 07:32 on Jul 13, 2020 |
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Andrei's breakfast followed by his meet-up with friends is like the reap/sow tweet I like how Coltee acted like there was a mistranlation when he booked the room and not him just being a cheap-rear end who didn't want to pay for two rooms
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WhyteRyce posted:Lol Asuelu giving fake locations to gently caress with his wife and be a little bitch what a piece of poo poo In the preview for next week, Low taking Asuelu to the middle of nowhere to tell him "I'm trying very hard not to get violent" owns in a "no one would ever find your body if I stomped you out right now" way.
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My husband doesn't watch this show, but he heard me yelling EW alone in my office and called out, "Was it Colt or Andrei?" lol imma make him watch this poo poo yet. He agrees that Deavan and Jihoon's apartment is fine-ish. e: it was Colt, btw ee: wow he has big boobies dang he looks like a middle-aged primary school librarian who hides alcohol in her desk drawer eee: Libby, I know Andrei sucks, but you're not helping. DO NOT POKE MOLDOVAN BEAR. eeee: Low threatening Asuelu in English seems fake to me, honestly. I have no doubt that he hates the dude and wants him gone, I just think it's weird when they have people who have a first language in common have a fight or an emotionally-tense conversation in English. That thing with Larissa and Jess last week was bananas. e5: Kolini and Kalani are so beautiful! I would do anything to have hair like that... e6: God, I hate Libby. She is making me be on Andrei's side with her incessant cultural ignorance and pig-faced whingeing. e7: Even the other Moldovan guys think Andrei is being a shithead. e8: Karine trying not to laugh while she explains that there are loving supermarkets in Brazil is amazing. e9: why the gently caress CAN'T SHE PICK OUT HER OWN oh god no no no paul is explaining tampons why gently caress YOU SHOW I HATE YOU OH GOD STOP e10: Someone please help Karine escape. e11: THANKS, I HATED THIS. Fleta Mcgurn fucked around with this message at 11:29 on Jul 13, 2020 |
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I loved that Tania was all, "Oh my god, he drinks way too much." and has herself a glass of noon-wine while getting a manicure.
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otter posted:I loved that Tania was all, "Oh my god, he drinks way too much." and has herself a glass of noon-wine while getting a manicure. This was my first episode this season, I laughed at loud at this point. They had this amazing shot of her just kind of lovingly staring at the glass. Paul remains hilarious to the point that I'm unsure if he's for real or hamming it up for the cameras. "No, it's get 5, save 5! You buy 5, then you save 5." *cut to like a minute later* "Karine just doesn't understand economics. You buy 5, then you save 5. It makes sense. Buy 5, save 5."
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It's hilarious how defensive Andrei gets when Libby's family talks about him not working but when his friends do it it's all about equality in America and he's a big proponent of it
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:
Eh, I'll buy Low talking to Asuelu in English since he's from American Samoa, not Samoa..Samoa..and there's a good chance that he was bilingual in American Samoa (most of the people are), and living in America has made English Low's "first language." Wife says, knowing many Samoans from growing up in Hawaii, that the ones she's known speak English to the "fresh off the boat" Samoans as a way to low-key go "you're not in Samoa anymore. This is a different culture. This is the language you need to speak in to get a job, etc." and save the Samoan for home life/Samoan gatherings, etc.
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TLC also makes people re-act some things that happened without the crew present and stuff like that; could very well be they already had the convo in samoan before.
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Zedd posted:TLC also makes people re-act some things that happened without the crew present and stuff like that; could very well be they already had the convo in samoan before. This too, they're really, really bad about that. See: two Brazilian woman speaking English to each other, and also, if anyone wants to go back and look, Karine asking Paul for water in the hotel room when there's clearly a half-full bottle of water sitting on the nightstand behind her.
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It is funny to think of Paul having to reenact s Hope dumb he acted about the water. I think I would die of shame having to pretend like American tap water is like magic to my wife twice.
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How isn't the thread title "there's poo poo on his balls" yet? I really liked the trailer they went to look at 
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We Got Us A Bread posted:Eh, I'll buy Low talking to Asuelu in English since he's from American Samoa, not Samoa..Samoa..and there's a good chance that he was bilingual in American Samoa (most of the people are), and living in America has made English Low's "first language." Wife says, knowing many Samoans from growing up in Hawaii, that the ones she's known speak English to the "fresh off the boat" Samoans as a way to low-key go "you're not in Samoa anymore. This is a different culture. This is the language you need to speak in to get a job, etc." and save the Samoan for home life/Samoan gatherings, etc. I'm pretty sure he's from regular Samoa, not American. Sadly not a Land Crabs alum. And I think we've heard him speaking Samoan to his family a few episodes ago?
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Faustian Bargain posted:How isn't the thread title "there's poo poo on his balls" yet? I'm not sure if its producer meddling or a setup or what but props to that property manager for knowing zero about that property and trying to tank that transaction. "Yeah I don't know anything about the plumbing" "Oh well at least there is a toilet" "Yeah but no wall...don't you want a wall???"
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A Fancy Hat posted:"Karine just doesn't understand economics. You buy 5, then you save 5. It makes sense. Buy 5, save 5." Maybe it's that I'm a social worker dealing with clients that have cognitive deficits on a daily basis (or having kids that have potty trained in the last decade) but I'm watching this going, "Yeah, you can get 5 packs of what, 150 baby wipes for $5, or for $20 you can go to costco and get 1200 that are way better quality, don't have the awful perfumes and whatnot in them and come in resealable packages so who doesn't get economics now, fool?"
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otter posted:Maybe it's that I'm a social worker dealing with clients that have cognitive deficits on a daily basis (or having kids that have potty trained in the last decade) but I'm watching this going, "Yeah, you can get 5 packs of what, 150 baby wipes for $5, or for $20 you can go to costco and get 1200 that are way better quality, don't have the awful perfumes and whatnot in them and come in resealable packages so who doesn't get economics now, fool?" my wife kept saying "don't buy wipes at a drat grocery store" over and over again that segment. next time I go shopping though I'm going to grab a big pack of pads and follow her around to store with it and ask the pharmacist questions about it
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