Fighter pilot coming in hot with a tight ass and a lot of love to give

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old friend

Fighter pilot coming in hot with a tight rear end and a lot of love to give

# ? Jul 12, 2020 10:53

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# ? Apr 28, 2024 04:02

Escape From Noise

*Plugs in flying v guitar and limbers up for blistering hair metal guitar solo*

# ? Jul 12, 2020 15:27

alnilam

"they came from...behind..."

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# ? Jul 12, 2020 16:05

Goons Are Gifts

alnilam posted:

"they came from...behind..."

# ? Jul 12, 2020 18:22

frump truck: hello... again!

imo its kiinda weird that theres the fight or flight response but then fighter pilots do both

# ? Jul 12, 2020 18:22

cda: by Hand Knit

sata andagi posted:

imo its kiinda weird that theres the fight or flight response but then fighter pilots do both

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# ? Jul 12, 2020 18:54

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

sata andagi posted:

imo its kiinda weird that theres the fight or flight response but then fighter pilots do both

# ? Jul 12, 2020 18:58

cda: by Hand Knit

attention unidentified craft, you are entering restricted airspace, repeat you are entering restricted airspace, please identify yourself or we will be forced to shoot you down over

roger that, im 19/M/open to new experiences, need to meet at your place not mine, enough molly for 2 over

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# ? Jul 12, 2020 18:59

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

cda posted:

attention unidentified craft, you are entering restricted airspace, repeat you are entering restricted airspace, please identify yourself or we will be forced to shoot you down over

roger that, im 19/M/open to new experiences, need to meet at your place not mine, enough molly for 2 over

lol

# ? Jul 12, 2020 19:22

Goons Are Gifts

cda posted:

attention unidentified craft, you are entering restricted airspace, repeat you are entering restricted airspace, please identify yourself or we will be forced to shoot you down over

roger that, im 19/M/open to new experiences, need to meet at your place not mine, enough molly for 2 over

# ? Jul 12, 2020 19:52

old friend

cda posted:

attention unidentified craft, you are entering restricted airspace, repeat you are entering restricted airspace, please identify yourself or we will be forced to shoot you down over

roger that, im 19/M/open to new experiences, need to meet at your place not mine, enough molly for 2 over

lmao

# ? Jul 12, 2020 20:28

old friend

Tom Cruise stepping out of a fighter jet's cockpit

everyone in awe watching his mammoth rear end cheeks rhythmically clapping together in slow motion as he walks away

# ? Jul 12, 2020 20:30

cda: by Hand Knit

The F-35 program budget ballooned as the seats needed to be redesigned for thiccer and thiccer pilots

# ? Jul 12, 2020 21:01

magic cactus: We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.

hnnng command i'm trying to eject but i'm dummy thicc and the clap of my asscheeks keeps pinging the enemy sonar

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# ? Jul 13, 2020 00:47

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Goose: What are you doing, Mav?

Maverick **unzipping flight suit and standing up in seat**: I can't shoot, so let's have a little fun.

Goose: Is your idea of fun?

Maverick **twerking onto cockpit window furiously**: Greetings.

# ? Jul 13, 2020 01:03

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

"Fight, flight or gently caress and I do all three." - big booty fighter pilot

# ? Jul 13, 2020 03:25

old friend

Most of the noise from overpassing fighter jets does not come from the jet engines but from the rapid vibration of the pilot's big rear end

# ? Jul 13, 2020 09:06

Stoner Sloth

"oh you have a plane? cute. personally i prefer to fly by the 'seat of my pants'."

(attaches tiny wings to government experimentally thicc rear end and flies off into the sunset)

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# ? Jul 13, 2020 11:06

nut

youtube video of an old angry man teaching you how to spray Febreeze in ur backyard to create a lilac-infused forcefield and prevent the CIA pilots from hitting u with fart chemtrails

# ? Jul 13, 2020 12:25

old friend

1945, Roswell, New Mexico: highly advanced alien technology crash lands on earth. US air force covers up the incident while they learn the extraterrestrial secrets of getting a huge rear end

# ? Jul 13, 2020 12:41

Fredrik1: Gopherslayer

You need a minimum 20/20 rear end to join the airforce son

# ? Jul 13, 2020 13:03

nut

sonic clap

# ? Jul 13, 2020 13:05

Fredrik1: Gopherslayer

Today the air force unveils their new long rod shaped object to hang from aircraft, this time it vibrates.

# ? Jul 13, 2020 13:06

Finger Prince

Born on a mountain, raised in a cave, twerkin' and flyin' is all that I crave.

# ? Jul 13, 2020 13:46

idiotsavant

nut posted:

sonic clap

# ? Jul 13, 2020 14:32

idiotsavant

Introducing the newest US naval technology, the Booty Bounce class of supercarriers

# ? Jul 13, 2020 14:35

old friend

nut posted:

sonic clap

# ? Jul 13, 2020 14:45

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Call sign Dat rear end

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# ? Jul 13, 2020 14:47

Prof. Crocodile

nut posted:

sonic clap

# ? Jul 13, 2020 14:52

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# ? Apr 28, 2024 04:02

Escape From Noise

Gotta twerk fast

# ? Jul 13, 2020 15:00

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