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by which I mean no underwear but also riding in a helicopter (with my gun)
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Mission Commander (through a cigar): Hey, rookie. Did you wear boxer briefs for luck, like we told ya? Rookie: I sure did! [all the vets laugh]
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Jul 12, 2020 19:46
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Flash-Thunder except it's showing the guy challenging you that you are also not wearing any underwear
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Jul 12, 2020 19:52
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Have you tried going commando in the shower? Feels good.
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Jul 12, 2020 19:56
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Late 2020. Fade to black helicopter flying over jungle, then swooping down on a city. Title: CARACAS. Black helicopter hovers just outside the PALACIO DE MIRAFLORES, the presidential office. A group of SEAL commandos rappel from the helicopter, kicking in the upper windows of the palace. Cut to office. NICOLÁS MADURO is dictating to his secretary when the windows explode. Three SEALs pour into the room. The secretary gasps and cowers behind her desk. One SEAL makes a reassuring gesture. NICOLÁS MADURO tries to run, but does so Scooby-Doo style, in place. A SEAL grabs his belt. Another SEAL pantses the disputed Venezuelan dictator's expensive Italian tailored trousers. Above his crumpled pants and patent leather shoes is a pair of white underpants with giant red hearts printed on them. "No usamos ropa interior, nerdo," a third SEAL reads off a printed sheet. One winks at the secretary as they grab the rope at the window and are flown away... to freedom.
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Jul 12, 2020 20:03
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Jul 12, 2020 20:19
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Go commando you say?
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Jul 12, 2020 20:20
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Grevling posted:Have you tried going commando in the shower? Feels good. The gently caress? There's way too many people watching!
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Jul 12, 2020 20:23
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I'm a sexual tyrannosaurus! A giant dumb animal with tiny arms that can't wear pants!
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Jul 12, 2020 20:47
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Underpants. Underpants never change.
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Jul 12, 2020 21:25
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oh! is that why they call it 'the helicopter.' thanks op, i learnt a lot.
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Jul 12, 2020 22:03
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What if you poo poo you’re pants op? 
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Jul 12, 2020 22:14
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"See that poo poo stain on the seat, that's whats left of Sarge."
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Jul 12, 2020 22:17
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I like you op, that’s why I’ll kill you last. This is a quote from the movie commando, starring Arnold Schwarzenegger, not a death threat towards the op. I also don’t really like the op
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Jul 12, 2020 22:27
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Please Stop Farting Directly Onto My Bedsheets, a two part film
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Jul 12, 2020 22:36
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:What if you poo poo you’re pants op? the secret no commando will tell you is to keep your underwear in your front pocket just for emergencies like this
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Jul 12, 2020 23:08
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BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:the secret no commando will tell you is to keep your underwear in your front pocket just for emergencies like this Cowards
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Jul 12, 2020 23:19
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BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:the secret no commando will tell you is to keep your underwear in your front pocket just for emergencies like this That's less commando and more spec-ops.
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Jul 12, 2020 23:22
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BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:the secret no commando will tell you is to keep your underwear in your front pocket just for emergencies like this I keep like 2 pairs of briefs in my laptop bag (which is NOT a purse btw some ppl insist that it is but it ISNT) and sometimes I use them to wipe the sweat from by brow when I’m shitposting extra hard at an Internet cafe (which is LITERALLY IRONICALLY where I catch the most poo poo for having a PURSE) when I’m clearly COMPUTING OUTDOORS. I mean do you even have a 100’ Ethernet cable IDIOT, you can’t fit a 100’ Ethernet cable in a STANDARD SIZED PURSE!! 
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Jul 12, 2020 23:32
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there's nothing wrong with carrying an purse no matter which gender you claim if it assists your underwear game. no matter what the haters say commando is simply not wearing underwear. there are no rules about auxiliary briefs
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Jul 12, 2020 23:41
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I wonder if Arnold went commando while filming Commando?
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Jul 12, 2020 23:43
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BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:there's nothing wrong with carrying an purse no matter which gender you claim if it assists your underwear game. no matter what the haters say commando is simply not wearing underwear. there are no rules about auxiliary briefs Well you know what? When I tell them it’s for BACKUP UNDERWEAR they just start LAUGHING at me, and as tough as I look in the streets, I know some day those guys will poo poo THEIR PANTS and I will NOT float them a loaner pair, and I feel kind of sad for them. 
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Jul 12, 2020 23:57
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taking a dook buck naked is great
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Jul 13, 2020 00:04
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Chinatown posted:taking a dook buck naked is great Doing this when it's either super hot outside and muggy as hell or you've got the shower running to get the steam really pumping in the bathroom and it's like Jurassic Park for poopin in there, or BOTH? I don't like that actually it feels gross. No thank you.
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Big Beef City posted:Doing this when it's either super hot outside and muggy as hell or you've got the shower running to get the steam really pumping in the bathroom and it's like Jurassic Park for poopin in there, or BOTH? Yeah it’s like farting in a steam room, the farticles just stick to the steam and now room is fart. 
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