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Mythical Moderate posted:Where is that setting? It's within the Adobe SW portal where login to your web account that you use to manage your software. I have a standalone license and go in there to get the serial number, but I think all of the newfangled cloud software is managed through the same site. I may not have found it but the installer has a hyperlink and suggests you "review our privacy settings before continuing" and yes, I definitely needed to review them.
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Jul 14, 2020 18:27
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Milo and POTUS posted:What aboiut a graveyard Nah. They'll find a way to gently caress that up, too. Just mulch them and spread them around Silicon Valley office plants.
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Jul 14, 2020 18:57
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Milo and POTUS posted:What aboiut a graveyard Not even. They'll find some way to try and make money off it, while somehow simultaneously making it worse.
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Jul 14, 2020 20:27
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By burying your loved ones in our new eco friendly, Bluetooth enabled 'Reapr' pods, you agree to allow Reapr LLC all broadcast, streaming and public viewing rights to the decomposition and any and all materials produced in the process
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Jul 14, 2020 20:42
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Jul 14, 2020 21:26
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Are they suggesting that I punch my tablet to bits? And that the only thing that's stopped me is that my hands are too soft? If that's so: sure I'm in.
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Jul 14, 2020 21:28
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I extra loving hate that poo poo because it's not even tracking your fingers like a normal keyboard, you have to learn their dumbass style of typing to use their dipshitted $100+ piece of garbage instead of a $10 keyboard that works like every other keyboard if it tracked your finger movements and let you type normally I'd buy that in a heartbeat but we got the shittiest cyberpunk dystopia e: the article writer is about as fuckin moronic as the product creators so at least that all matches up
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Jul 14, 2020 21:31
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Tulip posted:Are they suggesting that I punch my tablet to bits? And that the only thing that's stopped me is that my hands are too soft? If that's so: sure I'm in. I have no idea but it sure sounds that way. the comments were equally confused. e- oh is that what it does?
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Jul 14, 2020 21:31
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bike tory posted:What in the actual gently caress are they thinking funniest thing about this is they’re basically telling everyone their actual test adds nothing of value, schools could roll their own braindead AI and skip the middleman completely
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Jul 14, 2020 23:58
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Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:funniest thing about this is they’re basically telling everyone their actual test adds nothing of value, schools could roll their own braindead AI and skip the middleman completely
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Jul 15, 2020 00:15
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Thanatosian posted:At this point, why even have the kids bother going to classes? Just have the AI tell them what grades they get, what college they get into, etc. What the gently caress dude, don't give them ideas.
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Jul 15, 2020 00:22
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 https://www.iflscience.com/health-and-medicine/surgeon-remotely-operates-on-a-cadaver-from-15-kilometers-away/
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Jul 15, 2020 00:25
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ekuNNN posted:
Editorial note: The cadaver did not enter the operation as a cadaver. While the operation was originally for another purpose, it was changed mid-procedure.
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Jul 15, 2020 00:30
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Tired of having to store cadavers around for days before your students practice surgeries? Tire no more! our new B&W Fresh app, takes a game changing Gig Economy approach to providing you with only the freshest of cadavers for exactly when you need them!
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Jul 15, 2020 04:59
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https://i.imgur.com/gcxtX8M.mp4 This seems cool at first, but it's actually lovely because the app that reprograms the lights only worked once with my phone and now just crashes before I can change it.
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Jul 15, 2020 05:51
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Peanut President posted:I get to be real loving smug with this too. I lived in the middle of nowhere and now I live in a city with drat good transit. honestly at this point it's out of pure old man stubbornness, im not downloading a loving app to call a taxi gently caress you tech companies
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Jul 15, 2020 05:53
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ekuNNN posted:
Fifteen kilometres? The surgeon could loving walk there.
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Jul 15, 2020 06:14
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Platystemon posted:Fifteen kilometres? We're almost 20 years past doing telesurgery at 6000km.
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Jul 15, 2020 06:58
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Thanatosian posted:At this point, why even have the kids bother going to classes? Just have the AI tell them what grades they get, what college they get into, etc. hmm, this could work, but make sure the AI knows how much the kids' parents donated to the schools the last fundraising cycle
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Jul 15, 2020 07:40
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Tulip posted:We're almost 20 years past doing telesurgery at 6000km.
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Jul 15, 2020 07:49
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Ruffian Price posted:But now it can be achieved with inferior tools! Proprietary inferior tools owned by the sponsor of that article!
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Jul 15, 2020 08:02
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https://twitter.com/katiejoyofosho/status/1283096431973277697 It’s not as good as that Portland strip club, but it’s something.
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Jul 15, 2020 08:13
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That Portland strip club had absolutely insane aesthetics and I'm glad I got to see it before I die which is hopefully soon
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Jul 15, 2020 09:48
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I don't think I've seen that, repost someone?
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Jul 15, 2020 09:59
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dex_sda posted:I don't think I've seen that, repost someone? Here you go. Potential  warning and all.
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Jul 15, 2020 10:01
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Inceltown posted:Here you go. Potential Thanks, that's genuinely incredible but also mad depressing
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Jul 15, 2020 10:04
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Thanatosian posted:At this point, why even have the kids bother going to classes? Just have the AI tell them what grades they get, what college they get into, etc.
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Jul 15, 2020 12:28
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mystes posted:Just have the AI assign jobs at birth and you don't need schools or college at all. We can call that AI “Miranda”.
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Jul 15, 2020 12:46
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redleader posted:things gettin real lovely cyberpunk for gen z it feels weird to live in an issac asimov short story
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Jul 15, 2020 13:35
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Rutibex posted:it feels weird to live in an issac asimov short story complete with everyone just ignoring multivac and admitting who they want to, probably
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Jul 15, 2020 13:39
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Hodgepodge posted:complete with everyone just ignoring multivac and admitting who they want to, probably ivy league admissions clerk in 20 years "COMPUTER give me the top students in america" scrolling scrolling scrolling scrolling "Ok....COMPUTER give me the top *white* students in america"
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Jul 15, 2020 13:46
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https://twitter.com/bintangwirayasa/status/1282954528120176641?s=19
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Jul 15, 2020 14:34
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https://twitter.com/tomgara/status/1283407840561037312?s=20
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Jul 15, 2020 19:43
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 worse than any cyberpunk novel
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Jul 15, 2020 19:48
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Tulip posted:We're almost 20 years past doing telesurgery at 6000km. no you misunderstood. once 5g was invented it went skynet and has been disallowing distance surgery (among other things) until the world leaders relinquish social control to it. Guess it's been making headway in negotiations.
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Jul 15, 2020 19:54
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redleader posted:things gettin real lovely cyberpunk for gen z The future is like gattaca, but stupider.
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Jul 15, 2020 19:59
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https://twitter.com/jordanuhl/status/1283428157547323392?s=21 lmao this owns
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Jul 15, 2020 21:20
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every other random esports channel asks for your info for a raffle, why not the army!
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Jul 15, 2020 21:26
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The IB are going to the Isaac Asimov playbook while the military are going to the Orson Scott Card playbook.
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Jul 15, 2020 21:39
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Billy gets hacked and this is the best idea they had https://twitter.com/BillGates/status/1283500266743111680
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