[COVIDelta-19] Remember To Mask Up Between Bites

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SKULL.GIF: Jan 20, 2017

twoday posted:

Not going to lie, not feeling great today, but I think one day is too fast for covid to incubate it so I'm probably just imagining it and having psychosomatic symptoms

You're feeling stressed

# ? Jul 16, 2020 17:36

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Civilized Fishbot: Apr 3, 2011

twoday posted:

https://twitter.com/instablog9ja/status/1283723656213008390?s=20

No context or explanation but it seems like it is a gold mask? Which seems like it wouldn�t work at all?

Presumably it's a gold shell over standard fabric/filter mask.

# ? Jul 16, 2020 17:38

Raine: Apr 30, 2013; ACCELERATIONIST SUPERDOOMER

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcYaAu01Q2Y

# ? Jul 16, 2020 17:41

Burn Zone: May 22, 2004

fits my needs posted:

well at least the button money isn't being wasted on something lame

# ? Jul 16, 2020 17:41

mastershakeman: Oct 28, 2008; by vyelkin

Bruce Hussein Daddy posted:

Dayton (/ˈdeɪtən/) is the sixth-largest city in the state of Ohio and the county seat of Montgomery County.[5] A small part of the city extends into Greene County.[6] The 2019 U.S. census estimate put the city population at 140,407

im very excited for 169k dead and corona , cali making the list

# ? Jul 16, 2020 17:42

BattleMaster: Aug 14, 2000

I don't get why right-wingers think that soldiers in gas masks or skull balaclavas are cool but then throw a fit about masks

# ? Jul 16, 2020 17:42

BattleMaster: Aug 14, 2000

Civilized Fishbot posted:

Presumably it's a gold shell over standard fabric/filter mask.

I don't think masks work if there's something maknig air go around them rather than through them

# ? Jul 16, 2020 17:43

Gio: Jun 20, 2005

Antifa Turkeesian posted:

Hasn't everyone figured out that she's saying ridiculous poo poo on purpose to express her disdain for her food talking back to her?

She's asserting that she doesn't need to answer questions and will never be held accountable, like that cop a few weeks ago who kept telling a CNN reporter to keep walking to a spot where he could film and then telling him that he couldn't film there and had to keep walking.

this is a really good way of putting it. thats what pisses me off the most. the smugness. the �i dont need to explain myself to the peons� attitude.

e: like, she know what her reasoning is. she knows the ideological project shes pursuing. she says it explicitly to conservative audiences all the time. she�s not hiding it.

but when those opposed to her press her with questions like these, she�s basically, �yeah youre not worth my time.�

Gio has issued a correction as of 17:49 on Jul 16, 2020

# ? Jul 16, 2020 17:43

The Saucer Hovers: May 16, 2005

SKULL.GIF posted:

You're feeling stressed

# ? Jul 16, 2020 17:44

Ham Cheeks: Nov 18, 2012; Feeling hammy

twoday posted:

Not going to lie, not feeling great today, but I think one day is too fast for covid to incubate it so I'm probably just imagining it and having psychosomatic symptoms

When did your roommate say he started feeling sick? How long does it take an infected person to become infectious? Are you prepared to neti pot yourself with bleach??

# ? Jul 16, 2020 17:44

Egg Moron: Jul 21, 2003; the dreams of the delighting void

Dustcat posted:

urny is prohibited

Lol

# ? Jul 16, 2020 17:44

SpiderHyphenMan: Apr 1, 2010; by Fluffdaddy

https://twitter.com/kaitlancollins/status/1283806546737192962?s=19

# ? Jul 16, 2020 17:53

Squinky v2.0: Nov 16, 2006; Behind you! A three headed monkey!; College Slice

Bar Crow posted:

He said �listen jack� 47 times in a row then apologized and wandered off.

this is laden with meaning in the joe biden version of the Q community

# ? Jul 16, 2020 17:53

Egg Moron: Jul 21, 2003; the dreams of the delighting void

Gov. Gray Davis posted:

California's recall attempt shouldn't be taken seriously, at all.

# ? Jul 16, 2020 17:53

Mayor Dave: Feb 20, 2009; Bernie the Snow Clown

Crusader posted:

the first moderna trial had promising results, it's just a new vaccine technology so could have landmines somewhere

According to schnorkles who actually works in the pharma space the moderna trial is strictly a pump and dump with almost no chance of feasibility

https://twitter.com/Schnorkles/status/1283790243540299776?s=19

https://twitter.com/AndyBiotech/status/1283369185721159681?s=19

# ? Jul 16, 2020 17:54

Dr_0ctag0n: Apr 25, 2015; The whole human race
sentenced
to
burn

gregday posted:

https://twitter.com/DeaconBlues0/status/1283496859588349954

This is almost exactly the same response the chud owner of my company gave back in March when I asked him what they are going to do when someone is hospitalized since they won't mandate mask usage or social distancing in the office.

# ? Jul 16, 2020 17:56

DarkEuphoria: Nov 7, 2012

twoday posted:

Not going to lie, not feeling great today, but I think one day is too fast for covid to incubate it so I'm probably just imagining it and having psychosomatic symptoms

# ? Jul 16, 2020 17:57

SpaceCadetBob: Dec 27, 2012

gregday posted:

https://twitter.com/DeaconBlues0/status/1283496859588349954

in any functioning society this comment would lead to immediate removal from her post.

# ? Jul 16, 2020 18:00

Atrocious Joe: Sep 2, 2011

Got an update from a relative who doesn't want to judge people for what they believe about the virus, but she has no respect for people on the fence.

lol wtf

# ? Jul 16, 2020 18:01

SKULL.GIF: Jan 20, 2017

SpiderHyphenMan posted:

https://twitter.com/kaitlancollins/status/1283806546737192962?s=19

I'm sure all that data is intact after disappearing into a black box for several hours

# ? Jul 16, 2020 18:04

mod sassinator: Dec 13, 2006; I came here to Kick Ass and Chew Bubblegum,
and I'm All out of Ass

Atrocious Joe posted:

Got an update from a relative who doesn't want to judge people for what they believe about the virus, but she has no respect for people on the fence.

lol wtf

i mean i'm kinda with her, those are the people to watch out for in life

# ? Jul 16, 2020 18:09

theflyingexecutive: Apr 22, 2007

DarkEuphoria posted:

I once took a med that had a (listed even!) side effect of doom

it was not pleasant!

# ? Jul 16, 2020 18:10

Mr Hootington: Jul 24, 2008; I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

I think the best part of the pandemic so far has been running into people saying "you do you." Only ever hear it from the biggest chud assholes.

Edit: or they lecture you about not needing masks and opening up all the way.before saying you do you.

# ? Jul 16, 2020 18:14

fits my needs: Jan 1, 2011; Grimey Drawer

Mr Hootington posted:

I think the best part of the pandemic so far has been running into people saying "you do you." Only ever hear it from the biggest chud assholes.

Edit: or they lecture you about not needing masks and opening up all the way.before saying you do you.

lmao are they telling you to go gently caress yourself or what

# ? Jul 16, 2020 18:16

SKULL.GIF: Jan 20, 2017

Mr Hootington posted:

I think the best part of the pandemic so far has been running into people saying "you do you." Only ever hear it from the biggest chud assholes.

Edit: or they lecture you about not needing masks and opening up all the way.before saying you do you.

LIVING

OUR

BEST

LIVES

# ? Jul 16, 2020 18:17

Mr Hootington: Jul 24, 2008; I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

fits my needs posted:

lmao are they telling you to go gently caress yourself or what

Yeah I think so or being patronizing assholes.

# ? Jul 16, 2020 18:17

Civilized Fishbot: Apr 3, 2011

fits my needs posted:

lmao are they telling you to go gently caress yourself or what

You've never heard this expression before? It means "you're free to do what you'd like to do, but the rest of us will all each do what we'd like to do"

# ? Jul 16, 2020 18:18

i am harry: Oct 14, 2003

Fireside Nut posted:

As someone who calculates a large chunk of our hospitals' Covid related data for regulatory reporting, I can say this is true for my state. We also report to the county. I'd imagine most states operate this way too.

Btw, the HHS email that went out to hospitals announcing the change was kind of funny (bad). They basically said 'the other data reporting mechanisms weren't working. so, if you want your weekly allotment of Remdesivir, you better give us your data'. lol

sounds like you may need to get us a copy of that email so we can leak it

# ? Jul 16, 2020 18:19

fits my needs: Jan 1, 2011; Grimey Drawer

Civilized Fishbot posted:

You've never heard this expression before? It means "you're free to do what you'd like to do, but the rest of us will all each do what we'd like to do"

is this like bless your heart? bless your heart!

# ? Jul 16, 2020 18:20

galenanorth: May 19, 2016

fits my needs posted:

is this like bless your heart? bless your heart!

It can be used exactly like "bless your heart" in its intention, but it's probably 50/50 on whether it's used positively or negatively. The negative implication can be that the way "you do you" is something ridiculous like wearing a plastic fire hydrant as a hat, and I'll be over here acting like normal people. I remember seeing this phrase mostly on Reddit, so I'll put together a compilation of top Reddit posts using the phrase:

"You do you, man"

sometimes it's used in a positive way

galenanorth has issued a correction as of 18:28 on Jul 16, 2020

# ? Jul 16, 2020 18:22

Strong Sauce: Jul 2, 2003; You know I am not really your father.

quote:

Donald didn�t drag his feet in December 2019, in January, in
February, in March because of his narcissism; he did it
because of his fear of appearing weak or failing to project the
message that everything was �great,� �beautiful,� and �perfect.�
The irony is that his failure to face the truth has inevitably led
to massive failure anyway. In this case, the lives of potentially
hundreds of thousands of people will be lost and the economy
of the richest country in history may well be destroyed. Donald
will acknowledge none of this, moving the goalposts to hide the
evidence and convincing himself in the process that he�s done
a better job than anybody else could have if only a few
hundred thousand die instead of 2 million.

quote:

Why did it take so long for Donald to act? Why didn�t he take
the novel coronavirus seriously? In part because, like my
grandfather, he has no imagination. The pandemic didn�t
immediately have to do with him, and managing the crisis in
every moment doesn�t help him promote his preferred narrative
that no one has ever done a better job than he has.

quote:

As the pandemic moved into its third, then fourth month, and
the death toll continued its rise into the tens of thousands, the
press started to comment on Donald�s lack of empathy for
those who have died and the families they leave behind. The
simple fact is that Donald is fundamentally incapable of
acknowledging the suffering of others. Telling the stories of
those we�ve lost would bore him. Acknowledging the victims of
COVID-19 would be to associate himself with their weakness, a
trait his father taught him to despise. Donald can no more
advocate for the sick and dying than he could put himself
between his father and Freddy. Perhaps most crucially, for
Donald there is no value in empathy, no tangible upside to
caring for other people. David Corn wrote, �Everything is
transactional for this poor broken human being. Everything.� It
is an epic tragedy of parental failure that my uncle does not
understand that he or anybody else has intrinsic worth.

# ? Jul 16, 2020 18:23

Mr Hootington: Jul 24, 2008; I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

galenanorth posted:

Yeah, it's almost exactly like "bless your heart" in its intention. The implication can be that the way "you do you" is something ridiculous like wearing a plastic fire hydrant as a hat, and I'll be over here acting like normal people

Yes this is exactly it.

# ? Jul 16, 2020 18:26

Raine: Apr 30, 2013; ACCELERATIONIST SUPERDOOMER

# ? Jul 16, 2020 18:27

Wrex Ruckus: Aug 24, 2015

Had a doctor's appointment today, when they were taking vitals and such they said "ok this is something we're asking everyone but have you been having feelings of hopelessness lately?"

I didn't want to explain cracking and pinging in detail so I just said "no more than usual" and they seemed satisfied with that answer lol

# ? Jul 16, 2020 18:30

fits my needs: Jan 1, 2011; Grimey Drawer

https://twitter.com/CNN/status/1283816194131267584?s=20

# ? Jul 16, 2020 18:32

mastershakeman: Oct 28, 2008; by vyelkin

Mr Hootington posted:

I think the best part of the pandemic so far has been running into people saying "you do you." Only ever hear it from the biggest chud assholes.

Edit: or they lecture you about not needing masks and opening up all the way.before saying you do you.

if i run into those people i'm gonna recreate the PUT THESE ON scene with me as rowdy piper, complete with me saying 'i'm trying to save you and your families life. now put on this mask or start eating that trash can'

# ? Jul 16, 2020 18:32

Lacrosse: Jun 16, 2010; >:V

Because time is a giant sink and I can't remember anything beyond a week ago, can someone refresh my memory as to why Arizona got so bad so fast? Like, was there a major super spreader event that happened or is it just a combination of a huge retired population + you literally cannot be outside in summer?

# ? Jul 16, 2020 18:35

theflyingexecutive: Apr 22, 2007

Lacrosse posted:

Because time is a giant sink and I can't remember anything beyond a week ago, can someone refresh my memory as to why Arizona got so bad so fast? Like, was there a major super spreader event that happened or is it just a combination of a huge retired population + you literally cannot be outside in summer?

yeah, ancient chuds drowning in their own AC backwash but also refusing to wear masks

# ? Jul 16, 2020 18:37

Raine: Apr 30, 2013; ACCELERATIONIST SUPERDOOMER

Lacrosse posted:

Because time is a giant sink and I can't remember anything beyond a week ago, can someone refresh my memory as to why Arizona got so bad so fast? Like, was there a major super spreader event that happened or is it just a combination of a huge retired population + you literally cannot be outside in summer?

chuds + chud governor + no real measures taking the pandemic seriously

https://twitter.com/JayBarbuto/status/1264547163784114177?s=20

may 24, lmao

# ? Jul 16, 2020 18:39

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Cromulent_Chill: Apr 6, 2009

Bushido Brown posted:

So are Arizona's cases actually leveling off, or is there fuckery with the numbers in some way?

It's the limits of capacity to measure, like everywhere

# ? Jul 16, 2020 18:39

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