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GORDON
Jan 1, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

Sekenr posted:

I once watched a video of 2 LARPershistorical fencers fighting to see if 2-hander or rapier would win and a guy with a rapier pretty much destroyed the 2-hander guy.

The Hound would say something about having armor, call you a c-word, then cleave the fencer in twain.

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Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Question: Ice Sword

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018
Gun Sword.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

sword sword

sword2

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
For real saber fencing is loving cool and looks nothing like Hollywood sword fights

The Dregs
Dec 29, 2005

MY TREEEEEEEE!
Just get a machete or a Kaiser blade, then you can pretend to be a responsible adult. Plus Kaiser blades look cool as hell.

Cough Drop The Beat
Jan 22, 2012

by Lowtax

Trunks is hilariously weak compared to Goku, Gohan, Vegeta, Piccolo, Android 17, basically almost anyone by late DBZ, let alone Super, who doesn't have a sword and mostly punches the heck out of dudes. They were all able to train and power up way beyond Trunks when he slashed Frieza in half.

meat no potatoes
Aug 9, 2019
Sorry to dox the OP, but it must be seen:

https://twitter.com/sexenheimer/status/1283947621678120961

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Cough Drop The Beat posted:

Trunks is hilariously weak compared to Goku, Gohan, Vegeta, Piccolo, Android 17, basically almost anyone by late DBZ, let alone Super, who doesn't have a sword and mostly punches the heck out of dudes. They were all able to train and power up way beyond Trunks when he slashed Frieza in half.

wrong swords rule
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqRUqBiT_xA&t=196s

hamtaro
Oct 7, 2008

i'd rather have a scythe or a staff so that the soldiers in the rice farming fiefdom that owns the land I work on do not confiscate it

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

hamtaro posted:

i'd rather have a scythe or a staff so that the soldiers in the rice farming fiefdom that owns the land I work on do not confiscate it

Do you need some help? Should we call Amnesty International for you or raise awareness of something?

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

OxySnake posted:

opening up my package with a replica sword from LoTR and proclaiming myself the coolest kid in school

Just LOL if you don’t kill your house spiders with a replica of Sting

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

The hobbits used knives that looked like swords in their tiny hands and they kept calling them swords iirc which is WRONG

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

I googled short sword because I wanted to see what the definition was in terms of min/max length and this is the first picture that came up for some reason and it's kind of upsetting.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

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Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

bird with big dick posted:

I googled short sword because I wanted to see what the definition was in terms of min/max length and this is the first picture that came up for some reason and it's kind of upsetting.



Well, Google suggests images based on your past search history so...

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Wikipedia says ~12"-24" for a short sword which means the bowie knife I bought from zombietools.net qualifies as the blade is 12.75"

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
It's not the size of your sword it's how you use it

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Colonel Cancer posted:

Well, Google suggests images based on your past search history so...

I never searched for naked mannequin wearing a fur cloak before though so you're wrong

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

bird with big dick posted:

I never searched for naked mannequin wearing a fur cloak before though so you're wrong

First time for everything :getin:

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

This doesn't even make sense



naem
May 29, 2011

https://youtu.be/Bdfx7l4z5cQ

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

bird with big dick posted:

This doesn't even make sense





i did it in a private window and the mannequin wasn't there, op

have you checked whether your front door is locked?

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
DuckDuckGo knows it's short swords god drat

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015


As someone that watches a lot of Forged in Fire some of that is really pretty impressive.

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Icochet posted:

DuckDuckGo knows it's short swords god drat


dragons mouth should be a fleshlight otherwise 10/10

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

spears are far superior and it's not even in question

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
A spear is just a short sword on a long stick :hmmorks:

Paint Crop Pro
Mar 22, 2007

Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.



Look at short sword.

Look at long stick.

Thinks for years.

HOLY poo poo

lllllllllllllllllll
Feb 28, 2010

Now the scene's lighting is perfect!

regress into childhood

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦
I am a fan of the humble kukri

AchtungBaby
Dec 5, 2007


What about the Conan sword? Thats pretty kewl

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

dismaying absence of scimitars, op

are you challanging me to a scimitar duel? i own no less then 300 scimitars. if you dont want to duel i can give you a tour of my scimitar shed.

GORDON
Jan 1, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

The Dregs posted:

Just get a machete or a Kaiser blade, then you can pretend to be a responsible adult. Plus Kaiser blades look cool as hell.

Some folks call it a sling blade, you call it a Kaiser blade.

u sp33k l33t br0
Sep 12, 2007

Who Doesn't Like Intercourse?
Soiled Meat
gently caress swords gimme a halberd.

Ralph Hurley
Aug 3, 2009

:barf::sweep::zoid:



Bastard Sword is the only sword for me.

I don’t know why I just like BASTARD.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

dual-wielding a bastard sword and a bollock dagger

kecske
Feb 28, 2011

it's round, like always

im pretty handy with the old pork sword iykwim

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
You sound you're describing a carving knife which is very much not a sword. In fact any cutting tool that has utility outside of slicing open bottles of water in your backyard is not a sword.

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An Ounce of Gold
Jul 13, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
When paypal went live they had a promotion where they gave you $10 if you added a credit/debit card to their system. If you referred someone they got $10 as the signup, and the person that referred them got another $10.

Anyway, a bunch of cards later and a few call to my extended family, I had $480... That was on paypal that no one accepted, except ebay!

Of course, I bought a 3 pack of swords. I mostly used them in college to chop lemons while making hillbilly lemonade.

In short, Elon Musk bought me swords and got me drunk.

I'm a ninja.

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