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WeaklyInteracting
Nov 15, 2011

Ratjaculation posted:

try the mushroom* 'pork' sausages rolls in the fresh section, 2 pack for 99p I think. They are good!

not the jackfruit one cos jackfruit is rubbish

I sadly agree about the jackfruit rolls (after thinking awesome!!! and buying a freezer drawer worth), but doused in anySauce they are passable.

Will try the mushrolls and vegobakes, thanks.

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Cyril Sneeer
Apr 4, 2019

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

NotJustANumber99 posted:

Is the internet more wires or hard disks? Like if you pulled it all out and weighed it?

It is a series of tubes, op

Cyril Sneeer
Apr 4, 2019

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Got 'beat up' on friday. As I am coming out the local shop with some booze, the driver of a TransitConnect shouted SPASTIC at me.

This really got under my skin. They had pulled up on the end of the road I was walking down, so when I got level I started speaking to them.

The front side passenger was ok, but the driver was being a dick.

Long story short I now have a sizeable bruise where he opened the door on me.

We shook hands afterwards ofc.

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
I don't understand this? Why did they call you spastic? Like I dunno you're situation exactly but also I can't really imagine anyone young enough to be the oval office yelling at people outside a shop defaulting to that word?

I'm not doubting you or anything, just confused. Sorry that happened though.

Cyril Sneeer
Apr 4, 2019

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

NotJustANumber99 posted:

I don't understand this? Why did they call you spastic? Like I dunno you're situation exactly but also I can't really imagine anyone young enough to be the oval office yelling at people outside a shop defaulting to that word?

I'm not doubting you or anything, just confused. Sorry that happened though.

He was younger than me. late 20s or early 30s i would guess.

When I walk I walk strange, i have been told. I have had rheumatoid arthritis from a young age, so the movements of my joints are not 'normal'

I had been drinking already, so that is why I felt I could not let it go.

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
Also don't shake hands in a pandemic you dope!

fridge corn
Apr 2, 2003

NO MERCY, ONLY PAIN :black101:
I'm doing a bit

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
i just lodged a noise complaint against the house round the corner gently caress me I'm an old miserable bastard but also I hate being confined temporarily to the suburbs

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



Do you think they report the loud screams of cuck coming from your house?

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
lol the absolute cowards have shut off the music entirely already!?! Made me look a right wally

Dell_Zincht
Nov 5, 2003



NotJustANumber99 posted:

Is the internet more wires or hard disks? Like if you pulled it all out and weighed it?

don't be silly, everyone knows the internet is wireless

CancerCakes
Jan 10, 2006

That's why I threw all the cables that came with my wireless router in the bin.

My 4g bill has been expensive this month why do you ask

freelop
Apr 28, 2013

Where we're going, we won't need fries to see



Thirteenth Step posted:

What did you have

Zinger stacker box meal and 4 extra hotwings. I still feel pretty full this morning

fridge corn
Apr 2, 2003

NO MERCY, ONLY PAIN :black101:
Just put a deposit down on an engagement ring

kecske
Feb 28, 2011

it's round, like always

I think you're supposed to give them money for it

pre- emptive congratulations friend

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



How traditional of you

(Congrats)

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
Nows a good time to snag a cheap wedding

Galewolf
Jan 9, 2007

The human gallbladder is indeed a puzzle!
What a bunch of normies itt

(Congrats)

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Has it got a fat rock in it?

fridge corn
Apr 2, 2003

NO MERCY, ONLY PAIN :black101:

goatface posted:

Has it got a fat rock in it?

Its definitely fatter than my wallet is now!

freelop
Apr 28, 2013

Where we're going, we won't need fries to see



Good luck cornman!

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

lease one instead

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

twu wuv in the fwidge

Horace
Apr 17, 2007

Gone Skiin'

NotJustANumber99 posted:

Also don't shake hands in a pandemic you dope!

Unless you actually have an active case of the 'rona, in which case you definitely should shake hands with a person who yells 'spastic' at you from a Transit Connect because you walk funny.

Dell_Zincht
Nov 5, 2003



Ewww, a BRITISH person marrying an AMERICAN, I'm sure THAT'LL work out

('Grats)

fridge corn
Apr 2, 2003

NO MERCY, ONLY PAIN :black101:

Dell_Zincht posted:

Ewww, a BRITISH person marrying an AMERICAN, I'm sure THAT'LL work out

('Grats)

It didnt work for my parents ha ha ha

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
youre here arent you

Butterfly Valley
Apr 19, 2007

I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.
Exactly, it worked out badly

CancerCakes
Jan 10, 2006

Congrats, ditch the ring and get them an account for the forums (once lowtax has hosed off)

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

its not gay if you wear a wedding ri- wait, wait no, definitely not true

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



Get a cock ring with the vibrating thing, that'll give her more pleasure

Pistol_Pete
Sep 15, 2007

Oven Wrangler
I've just started cooking with MSG and it really does make everything taste nicer. What's the catch with using it, I'm sure there must be one.

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

mostly the elongated cutscenes and weird plot

Fatkraken
Jun 23, 2005

Fun-time is over.

Pistol_Pete posted:

I've just started cooking with MSG and it really does make everything taste nicer. What's the catch with using it, I'm sure there must be one.

My ex roomie complained about it making them super thirsty and having a weird mouth-sensation the night after eating a chinese meal from a high MSG restaurant, but there doesn't seem to be any evidence to back this up so it might just be confirmation bias/other ingredients

here's an article:

https://www.tripsavvy.com/chinese-restaurant-syndrome-1458376

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting

Pistol_Pete posted:

I've just started cooking with MSG and it really does make everything taste nicer. What's the catch with using it, I'm sure there must be one.

If you're a mouse or a monkey then, upon reaching adulthood "they were stunted, obese, and in some cases, sterile."

Otherwise it gives you a Chinese takeaway hangover apparently.

Party Boat
Nov 1, 2007

where did that other dog come from

who is he


NotJustANumber99 posted:

If you're a mouse or a monkey then, upon reaching adulthood "they were stunted, obese, and in some cases, sterile."

Fortunately the average goon is way ahead of you on the first two and the third isn't relevant.

Solefald
Jun 9, 2010

sleepy~capy


Ratjaculation posted:

Get a cock ring with the vibrating thing, that'll give her more pleasure

Wait what, a cock ring can benefit a woman too?

Butterfly Valley
Apr 19, 2007

I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.
I mean aside from the fact the point of cock rings is to maintain an erection which you would assume is to the benefit of the woman already (no-one wants to be the recipient of a thumbed in softy), some exist with a mini vibrator on the top of the ring to stimulate the clit during maximum penetration so like if the woman is grinding on top or w/e.

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
I find coke makes me an excellent, relentless fucker. But I recognize noone asked.

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Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



women... can be pleasured?!

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