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Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 5 days!)

i honestly believe ricky stenhouse is better than quin houff

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kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

Stenhouse has a reputation, but he's a competent enough driver to put together solid runs now and then. Houff isn't just a bad driver by NASCAR standards, he's bad on a "absolutely should not be on the track" level. It's a joke that he's running Cup at all.

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

lol at the thought of trying to grind safety rating in ARCA

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Quin Houff is the first driver to which my reaction upon hearing he'd gotten a Cup ride was a dead serious "Who?".

Slickdrac
Oct 5, 2007

Not allowed to have nice things
I didn't watch the race, so I was trying to look up wtf happened. He's already had so many stupid crashes just this year it was hard to search for.

He's done marginally better than that one guy who spun and wrecked like 4 times in one Bristol race

chamois
Oct 24, 2010

I don't care what has to happen for someone other than Kevin Harvick and Denny Hamlin to win every race. It's not like this is the only time in Nascar history some dipshit has wrecked stupidly and influenced the outcome of a race.

chamois
Oct 24, 2010

*Pits early, fully aware that a caution could take you out of contention*
*caution occurs*
MODS?!?!

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


https://twitter.com/bobpockrass/status/1285222954142519297?s=21

lap 1 gonna be fun

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

they should actually make the cars hard to drive imo

chamois
Oct 24, 2010

is there currently anything other than $$$ that's required to race in the cup? I don't think i've ever seen timmy hill win anything and I raced against him in go karts.

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


You need approval to run at Daytona (oval) and Talladega at the Cup level but otherwise I don't think there's any restrictions

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

They need something like the super license, if daddy wants to pay your way into cup he can pay for you to learn to drive first.

barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

algebra testes posted:

I mean, if they gently caress up there is plenty of run off right? Or are they worried someone will lock up and slide through into the track on the other side?

I don't think it's a runoff issue but I'm gonna be real interested in seeing how things go in the Cup race. I think there's gonna be a lot of broken rear fenders and bumpers in that area of the racetrack, especially without practice/qualifying. Going from full-speed down almost the entire length of the back stretch into a brake slammer is going to be fun. The Daytona bus stop is pretty wide though, maybe they won't have to brake as much as I anticipate

chamois
Oct 24, 2010

It would be interesting to work out a way for standout xfinity/truck series drivers to win their way into a chance to qualify for a cup race. The big issue would be who's equipment/crew would they use.

wisconsingreg
Jan 13, 2019

big nipples big life posted:

They need something like the super license, if daddy wants to pay your way into cup he can pay for you to learn to drive first.

lmao nascar gives the same amount of super license points as indy lights

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FIA_Super_Licence#endnote_3

wisconsingreg
Jan 13, 2019
this series sucks and they should do heat races (3 twenty lap, 1 one-hundred lap main) to fix it

literally do what every other stock car series on earth does, there is no reason to have a 600 lap race and have the loving moronic stages

Frond
Mar 12, 2018
I should point out that making the cars harder to drive may not actually improve the racing.

Frond
Mar 12, 2018
I have bad memories of very difficult to drive CART cars with speedway wings on short ovals - the racing was horrible.

Cygni
Nov 12, 2005

raring to post

chaos is what makes racing good not bad. i know the teams and drivers hate that reality but they are clowns that dance for my amusement not the other way around.

nascar should fund a car for the local short track champion guy at every race, but they should not let him have any practice. also he isnt allowed to park, he has to keep racing until the car physically cannot move anymore. also they should fund a car for the local guy in last place at the short track that still shows up every week. he/she should be given the 48 and all equipment/personnel for the weekend.

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

also they should just let the local high school team run around on the field during nfl games.

chamois
Oct 24, 2010

denny hamlin brought out 100% more cautions at the end than houff, and nobody's complaining about him being out there. also earlier this season he dropped a huge chunk of tungsten on the track. the guy is a liability.

dentist toy box
Oct 9, 2012

There's a haint in the foothills of NC; the haint of the #3 chevy. The rich have formed a holy alliance to exorcise it but they'll never fucking catch him.


Make the cars hard enough to drive that guys like Hoff can’t even dream about cup and mediocre drivers crash out enough we know they’re bad.

Nis
Feb 21, 2011

:allears:

chamois posted:

denny hamlin brought out 100% more cautions at the end than houff, and nobody's complaining about him being out there. also earlier this season he dropped a huge chunk of tungsten on the track. the guy is a liability.

dennyk
Jan 2, 2005

Cheese-Buyer's Remorse

dentist toy box posted:

Make the cars hard enough to drive that guys like Hoff can’t even dream about cup and mediocre drivers crash out enough we know they’re bad.

The cars are dead easy to drive now and yet Seven Time NASCAR <Your Name Here> Cup Champion™ Jimmie Johnson keeps crashing into other cars and/or stationary objects like every week... :crossarms:

CactusWeasle
Aug 1, 2006
It's not a party until the bomb squad says it is
Can I race in the Cup series? My credentials are here in this briefcase full of money.

mischief
Jun 3, 2003

dennyk posted:

The cars are dead easy to drive now and yet Seven Time NASCAR <Your Name Here> Cup Champion™ Jimmie Johnson keeps crashing into other cars and/or stationary objects like every week... :crossarms:

I haven't laughed at in-car audio that hard in a while.

*brrrrrrrrrrmmmmmm THUD*

wisconsingreg
Jan 13, 2019

CactusWeasle posted:

Can I race in the Cup series? My credentials are here in this briefcase full of money.

suprised more people havent done this for the indy 500 tbh, it would be far cheaper to enter than even nascar, like a few million tops

wanna see billionaires catchfenced

wisconsingreg
Jan 13, 2019
elon musk flying into the stands

NuclearPotato
Oct 27, 2011

big nipples big life posted:

also they should just let the local high school team run around on the field during nfl games.

Get rid of the quarters system, and I’d totally be down for some endurance football.

Cygni
Nov 12, 2005

raring to post

CactusWeasle posted:

Can I race in the Cup series? My credentials are here in this briefcase full of money.

literally yes, i mean thats what most racecar series started as/still are underneath it all

mearn
Aug 2, 2011

Kevin Harvick's #1 Fan!

Vasukhani posted:

suprised more people havent done this for the indy 500 tbh, it would be far cheaper to enter than even nascar, like a few million tops

wanna see billionaires catchfenced

You have to meet actual criteria to race at Indy as a rookie and hit speed targets during an orientation practice.

You can run the Daytona 500 if you run the ARCA race at Daytona the week before. You can run the ARCA race if your dad has a moderately successful HVAC business in Ormond Beach.

Frond
Mar 12, 2018

Vasukhani posted:

suprised more people havent done this for the indy 500 tbh, it would be far cheaper to enter than even nascar, like a few million tops

wanna see billionaires catchfenced

They tightened the rules after Rocky Moran Jr., a 38 year old guy who drove in a feeder series in the mid-00s and had middling results tried to enter the Indycar Long Beach GP in 2015 after nearly a decade out of an open wheel cars of any sort. He promptly broke his finger during Practice 1 like 5 minutes into the session and was replaced with somebody competent. It’s a bad look.

Frond
Mar 12, 2018
Although the 1996-1999 500s when all of the actually good CART drivers and teams boycotted the event had some absolute duffers of drivers. Like this guy;

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Racin_Gardner

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

mearn posted:

You have to meet actual criteria to race at Indy as a rookie and hit speed targets during an orientation practice.

You can run the Daytona 500 if you run the ARCA race at Daytona the week before. You can run the ARCA race if your dad has a moderately successful HVAC business in Ormond Beach.

So goon fund a daytona 500 entry?

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Elephanthead posted:

So goon fund a daytona 500 entry?

I mean, we already have a driver.

If he'd ever post here.

And make a hat for everyone who goon funds.

hunnert car pileup
Oct 28, 2007

the first world was a mistake

Frond posted:

I have bad memories of very difficult to drive CART cars with speedway wings on short ovals - the racing was horrible.

lmao @ the memories of them at Nazareth in speedway config

These dudes should just take their moneybags to the NHRA. The sport is p much full of boomers who made their money in construction and oil, and their pro classes are dying anyway and would probably love more entries.

iwentdoodie
Apr 29, 2005

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Some new junk for the wall

Elitist Bitch
Sep 13, 2007



poo poo that's cool.

iwentdoodie
Apr 29, 2005

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Elitist Bitch posted:

poo poo that's cool.

Thanks, I'm pretty happy about it. They posted on twitter the other day about trying something new, and it was a bunch of signed sheet metal stuff for sale. Couldn't think of how to explain a $500 fender to my exceedingly patient wife, but 25 bucks on this was easy. I requested a piece that had damage, and they delivered.

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Beachbum30
Feb 13, 2006

by Pragmatica

algebra testes posted:

NASCAR 2020: This thread took a left turn in the last 14 years.

iT sure did because tihe SA has turned to socialism !

Everyone used to be cool, now not anyore. it's weak and sad.

i used to like all the funny stuff here but that is gone

m going to lurk again and not say anything

Terrible .

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