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I'm about two straws from a nervous breakdown --> I'm fine Now that you mention it those pants do make your butt look a little... --> Not at all, dear |
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spiderman (like it's a last name, SPI-dermin)
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Christoph posted:Sternum --> sterman I believe you're thinking of sweer potato op https://youtu.be/_PH4E2zx8gg
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Humidity --> Humility Instructions --> Destructions Halberd--> Haldabared Wal-mart --> Walnut Walnut--> Walmart Welcome Hello & Chat Thread [Lurkers Must Post]--> Helcome Cello & Wat Thread [Purkers Lust Most] 'Sup spoonerism bud.
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Luke Perry -> Puke Larry (rip)
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whenever someone says "but gently caress it" around me I say "buttfuck it" back to them
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I'm only thinking of Japanese ones. Dang |
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sest la gwary (c'est la guerre) Fifteen years taking prescriptions |
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more falafel please posted:spiderman (like it's a last name, SPI-dermin)  wow this works for like every superheroKaiser Schnitzel posted:'Sup spoonerism bud. It's the hest bobby. The downside is that I find myself randomly pissed off when a series of words all start with the same letter ---------------- |
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i always order my pasta "el dante" and ocularly dare the server to correct me
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I always like pronouncing canapes as "can-apes" (like a can of apes). Unfortunately, if you're at a place serving canapes, everyone is going to think you're an uncultured baffoon for doing that. It's fun to say tho, so it's p worth it.
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"Let's throw caution to the wolves." and "We'll burn that bridge when we come to it." among others
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"out of state" instead of out of sight "right arm" instead of right on "captain disease" instead of Captain D's let's not forget the classics pasghetti and libary
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Jul 23, 2020 19:40
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Jul 23, 2020 20:14
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sata andagi posted:snausages 
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prepuce repurposed posted:"captain disease" instead of Captain D's Captain Deez Nuts 
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:"Let's throw caution to the wolves." Delicate Stranger posted:centimeter --> sen Tim iter Lot of good material in this thread, gonna be incorporating both of those Regime --> redjimay ---------------- |
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i never give anyone directions, i only give them erections
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protagonist as prota-gone-ist. Pharmacy in a heavy Limmy accent like "phermassy" |
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The German word Mannschaft but pronounced in English
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Sis on you, pister! You ain't so mucking futch! Why don't you go into your own jack yard and back off! Don't bother me with your trucking fubbles! You ain't so mucking futch, you bun of a sitching bucking fastard!
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Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:Sis on you, pister! You ain't so mucking futch! Why don't you go into your own jack yard and back off! Don't bother me with your trucking fubbles! You ain't so mucking futch, you bun of a sitching bucking fastard! chresus jist, dude calm the duck fown
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library, or as I like to call it, truthberry
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I tried to end a speech with that one once but I had to stop myself short cause just thinkign about it I knew I was going to crack up trying to say it
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sata andagi posted:snausages realizing that it has been literally years since i have said 'sausages' and not 'snausages' |
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Doctor Dogballs posted:Ford Focus -> Ford Fuckass 1990 Ford Clitaurus and i also drove an 82 Vulva DL
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ham sanitizer mayrio kayrt
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Onaka ipai- I'm full Inaka oppai- countryside breasts |
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Refuse pre-porpoised
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Doctor Dogballs posted:Ford Focus -> Ford Fuckass nice |
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what i say: i am a man what i mean: i am a little pebble |
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we're not falling 4 the well known pebble setup cda. give it up 
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owlhawk911 posted:mayrio kayrt i say “wooter” instead of “water” even though i have only been to Baltimore twice
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