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MorrisBae
Jan 18, 2020

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/timandsid/status/1287057821281013762

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The Berzerker
Feb 24, 2006

treat me like a dog


That's the dumbest joke but I love Tim so I'll let it slide.

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
https://twitter.com/AndyJ0seph/status/1287122435456655361?s=19

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=

not even a dent. Take down all the nets

LeeMajors
Jan 20, 2005

I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
Ah, one more!


Troy Queef posted:

https://twitter.com/jmjones/status/1286800756104933382?s=20
there's a good reason why Waino is one of the most beloved Cardinals in recent memory.

Waino describes himself as a middle class white guy lol

Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013




LeeMajors posted:

Waino describes himself as a middle class white guy lol

he’s not describing himself as “middle class”, he was talking in generalities which doesn’t come well in text. Waino would be the first to tell you he’s done pretty well for himself.

elentar
Aug 26, 2002

Every single year the Ivy League takes a break from fucking up the world through its various alumni to fuck up everyone's bracket instead.
Longer report form https://twitter.com/stevegelbs/status/1287125838501154816?s=21

LeeMajors
Jan 20, 2005

I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
Ah, one more!


Troy Queef posted:

he’s not describing himself as “middle class”, he was talking in generalities which doesn’t come well in text. Waino would be the first to tell you he’s done pretty well for himself.

“This movement isn’t about me, the middle class white guy, whatever”

Ammat The Ankh
Sep 7, 2010

Now, attempt to defeat me!
And I shall become a living legend!
This looks so bad.

https://twitter.com/KO_Crowley/status/1287140380044009472

Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

Well, of course I know him.
He's me.

New season of Xavier: Renegade Angel lookin’ good

bewbies
Sep 23, 2003

Fun Shoe
that legitimately looks worse than the generic crowds in video games nowadays

also I swear to God Lorenzo Cain is the smartest baseball player I've ever seen play

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH
Listening to piped in crowd noise on the radio broadcast sounds super normal not even being sarcastic.

Johnny Bravo
Jan 19, 2011
I've found myself not really minding the cutouts, it's like the perfect amount of crap in the background to not pay much attention to and it's better than empty seats

The CGI crowd is terrible though and should never be used again

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

Well, of course I know him.
He's me.

lmao it’s also Puig’s number, so he’s not even torching a current jersey

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006
n: mets

v: mets

KICK BAMA KICK
Mar 2, 2009

The runner at second thing now officially rules

Inspector_666
Oct 7, 2003

benny with the good hair
To Stanton and Hicks I say: Hell yeah.

https://twitter.com/pcaldera/status/1287162376777801728

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

I just realized that the BLM stencils and patches were just for Opening Day?

That's some bullshit.

KICK BAMA KICK
Mar 2, 2009

That's not good
https://twitter.com/mlbbowman/status/1287171275975254024

alpha_destroy
Mar 23, 2010

Billy Butler: Fat Guy by Day, Doubles Machine by Night
Royals status: officially in the hunt! :cool:

Singer looked really good. Finally hit some homers. So yeah, it was good.

bewbies
Sep 23, 2003

Fun Shoe
was royals Indians the first extra inning game?

if so, history!!

(bunt, sac fly)

drat it wasn't but still, BUNT

Strelok604
Apr 26, 2020

I stopped paying attention to transactions during the offseason because I assumed a season wasn't gonna happen and now I have no idea who's on what team

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Betts going to La is probably the only really important one

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

euphronius posted:

Betts going to La is probably the only really important one

Cole

e: unless by transactions he means trades exclusively

Intruder fucked around with this message at 01:58 on Jul 26, 2020

Hand Row
May 28, 2001
I wondered where all the Cubs relievers went as it’s Kimbrel and ? now. Not a good start for the cheapass no name bullpen. Hendricks is going to have to go the distance.

bawfuls
Oct 28, 2009

hypernormal af. Glad I caught this game on the radio.

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967

I'm not one of those people who hates the pumped in crowd noise, but this....this is loving bad.

FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

Would you like to play a game?



STAC Goat posted:

I just realized that the BLM stencils and patches were just for Opening Day?

That's some bullshit.
We solved racism guys, pack it in

Slimy Hog
Apr 22, 2008


Whenever anyone links a tweet and their commentary is negative I assume it's related to COVID and signals the end of the season. Yay 2020.

Here's the stupid joke I came in here to actually post:

Now that the Phillies have played 2 games at home with a DH I can say with authority: gently caress the DH

KICK BAMA KICK
Mar 2, 2009

Slimy Hog posted:

Now that the Phillies have played 2 games at home with a DH I can say with authority: gently caress the DH
This made me look up who y'all were using as DH and it's been Jay Bruce and PHIL GOSSELIN?

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Gosslin was 3-3 with a walk and two dongs

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


sure seems like a lot of blowouts early in the season

slave to my cravings
Mar 1, 2007

Got my mind on doritos and doritos on my mind.
This year was the perfect opportunity to have a robo strike zone for so many reasons but nope.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

slave to my cravings posted:

This year was the perfect opportunity to have a robo strike zone for so many reasons but nope.

That reminds me, what happened with that little league thing with the catcher six feet behind the plate and the ump six feet behind the catcher?

GoatSeeGuy
Dec 26, 2003

What if Jerome Walton made me a champion?


Hand Row posted:

I wondered where all the Cubs relievers went as it’s Kimbrel and ? now. Not a good start for the cheapass no name bullpen. Hendricks is going to have to go the distance.

As you know the Cubs have been so good over the last few years Theo and Co. decided to take three off-seasons off AND sign David Descalso to try to make things even.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

GoatSeeGuy posted:

As you know the Cubs have been so good over the last few years Theo and Co. decided to take three off-seasons off AND sign David Descalso to try to make things even.

No you see the poor Ricketts family is nearly broke and out of money to donate to the President.

Slimy Hog
Apr 22, 2008

KICK BAMA KICK posted:

This made me look up who y'all were using as DH and it's been Jay Bruce and PHIL GOSSELIN?

Don't get me wrong: Phil Gosselin is killing it right now, but still gently caress the DH.

KICK BAMA KICK
Mar 2, 2009

euphronius posted:

Gosslin was 3-3 with a walk and two dongs

Slimy Hog posted:

Don't get me wrong: Phil Gosselin is killing it right now, but still gently caress the DH.
I thought I saw those facts in the box score I looked at but assumed I was reading the wrong line or something. I only remember him as the rando throw in to the trade that brought Touki Toussaint to Atlanta for the price of Bronson Arroyo's contract.

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bawfuls
Oct 28, 2009

This whole pandemic baseball thing is watchable right now, in part because it's been so long. But if they somehow made it to October (good luck with that), it just won't feel like the postseason without fans there.

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