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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > MLB Opening Weekend GDT: The countdown to shutdown begins now!
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fast cars loose anus
Mar 2, 2007

Pillbug
Marlins living up to expectations in the 45 seconds since I turned it on

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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Tayter Swift posted:

Pham's a Padre now? I don't know what the front office drama was but I miss you Tommy :(

He got traded for a slapdick prospect

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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

 Well Greinke isn't looking great

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Axel Serenity
Sep 27, 2002
 Yadi being Yadi

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R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


 preparing to cubspost during a chatwood start
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Dr. Fraiser Chain
May 18, 2004

Redlining my shit posting machine


 Baseball is back booooiiiissss

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R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


 filthy slider from chatty

if this is the strikezone chatwood is getting, you might as well take him out now

R.D. Mangles fucked around with this message at 19:26 on Jul 26, 2020

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Paint Crop Pro
Mar 22, 2007

Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.



 And another dinger in Twins/White Sox series.

and a big grand slam for Jake Cave

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R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


 lmao the cubs absolutely cannot throw out anyone in a rundown

smoak has already hit the 2 run homer

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InsensitiveSeaBass
Apr 1, 2008

You're entering a realm which is unusual. Maybe it's magic, or contains some kind of monster... The second one. Prepare to enter The Scary Door.
Nap Ghost
NuPhanatic found a Marlins man. That cutout is now covered in shaving foam.

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R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


 good gravy, the movement on that at 96 mph, i want to believe

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BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
Second time in 3 games the Cubs screwed up a rundown.

That's Cub.

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Paint Crop Pro
Mar 22, 2007

Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.

BigBallChunkyTime posted:

Second time in 3 games the Cubs screwed up a rundown.

That's Cub.

Can't wait for Jon Bois' next video.

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mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!
Well the Yankees look like utter dogshit now.

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Axel Serenity
Sep 27, 2002
 Lol running on Yadi after he already picked one off today

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Doctor Teeth
Sep 12, 2008


 cards update: dakota hudson's espn profile pic has facial hair now

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Cloks
Feb 1, 2013

by Azathoth
Good job Weber.

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BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

mcmagic posted:

Well the Yankees look like utter dogshit now.

womp womp

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Doctor Teeth
Sep 12, 2008


 play the fcuking game hulu, goddamnit

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ozymandius1024
Mar 15, 2006

You don't yank on the Spine of God
Jacoby Jwnz

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BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
Attaboy, Schwarbs

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shadok
Dec 12, 2004

You tried to destroy it once before, Commodore.
The result was a wrecked ship and a dead crew.
Fun Shoe
Chaosball at the Trop. :canada:

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Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
Always feels good to catch someone stealing

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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

 This ump has an interesting zone

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R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


 j-hey clutchly rolling one over to second slow enough to score kyle schwarber

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MorrisBae
Jan 18, 2020

by Athanatos
Tampa is not good at this baseball thing

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R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


 nico rules

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BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
Heyward Special for the RBI

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Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

Well, of course I know him.
He's me.
You can actually hear grunts and “oh come on”s today

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R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


 the cubs reportedly turned up the crowd noise at wrigley because the cubs and brewers heard each other yelling poo poo in the dugout and tried to fight each other lol

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Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.
The Phillies might be, somehow, worse than last year

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shadok
Dec 12, 2004

You tried to destroy it once before, Commodore.
The result was a wrecked ship and a dead crew.
Fun Shoe
I literally can’t remember the last time the Toronto Blue Jays strung together six consecutive hits. :iiam:

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FBS
Apr 27, 2015

The real fun of living wisely is that you get to be smug about it.

 Corey Kluber pitched one inning and is now out with an injury :rip:

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BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
Who's the 5th starter until Q comes back?

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R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004

BigBallChunkyTime posted:

Who's the 4th starter until Q comes back?

literally Alec Mills

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Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

FBS posted:

Corey Kluber pitched one inning and is now out with an injury :rip:

loving lmfao The Rangers

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BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
I love how the Cubs announcers dance around saying "Slutter" when describing the slider/cutter hybrid pitch

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Hand Knit
Oct 24, 2005

Beer Loses more than a game Sunday ...
We lost our Captain, our Teammate, our Friend Kelly Calabro...
Rest in Peace my friend you will be greatly missed..

shadok posted:

I literally can’t remember the last time the Toronto Blue Jays strung together six consecutive hits. :iiam:

Almost feels like 4 runs was low for how well they were hitting the ball that inning.

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ozymandius1024
Mar 15, 2006

You don't yank on the Spine of God
Either the Reds have some drat good starting pitching, or the Tigers hitters are going to set a strikeout record pace this season.




I'll go with both.

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Tayter Swift
Nov 18, 2002

Pillbug
pirates having a normal one

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