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CV 64 Fan
Oct 13, 2012

It's pretty dope.
Nemesis is an all time classic.

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Neo Rasa
Mar 8, 2007
Everyone should play DUKE games.

:dukedog:

Disposable Scud posted:

Nemesis is an all time classic.

Nemesis is fuckin' amazing. The sequels are crazy bad but Nemesis 2 and 4 (4 especially) are sort of compelling incredibly bizarre they are.


The main character in Nemesis was originally supposed to be played by Megan Ward but he couldn't get the producers on board with a young woman as the action lead. I'm glad the movie has that other woman though who's rad af and named Max Damage like a real Shadowrunner would be.

I love Nemesis so much and, I do appreciate the weird directions they ended up going in with the sequels, which again is bad but has some oddness (and a couple of good stunts) about it.


One thing that is strange about Nemesis, like towards the end of the opening action scene Olivier Gruner escapes a rooftop by grabbing a drainage pipe and hanging on as it tips off from the building, with an obvious "we didn't want anyone to die" cut between the shot of him doing that and then him hitting the ground, and that's fine!

But in the making of footage you can see they totally also got an angle of him taking it from the top and swinging away from the building and hitting the ground in one shot! Why would you not use that! :wtc:

Neo Rasa fucked around with this message at 21:11 on Jul 28, 2020

Martman
Nov 20, 2006

Man... I rented The Raid 2 on Amazon before I realized it only has the English dub for some reason. Should I just not worry about it? I mostly hate dubs.

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe

Martman posted:

Man... I rented The Raid 2 on Amazon before I realized it only has the English dub for some reason. Should I just not worry about it? I mostly hate dubs.

Hate to say it but yea you probably will want to watch the subtitled version at some point because it's a much more complex plot than the first one had and there's a lot more dialogue.

duz
Jul 11, 2005

Come on Ilhan, lets go bag us a shitpost


married but discreet posted:

I second this request, rank all Pyuns

Without thinking so hard and just going by how much I remember enjoying watching it and not on quality:
Cyborg (1989)
Nemesis (1992)
Captain America (1990)
Arcade (1993)
The Sword and the Sorcerer (1982)
Vicious Lips (1986)
Nemesis 2: Nebula (1995)
Radioactive Dreams (1985)
Kickboxer 2: The Road Back (1991)
Dollman (1991)
Knights (1993)
Nemesis 4: Death Angel (1996)
Nemesis 3: Time Lapse (1996)
Kickboxer 4: The Aggressor (1994)

Special mention to The Alien from L.A. (1988) which I've only seen the MST3k version so far so I don't count it but it'd probably be #5.
There's enough in his oeuvre that I'll probably get to 20 before I leave him for good.

SuperMechagodzilla
Jun 9, 2007

NEWT REBORN
Infection (aka Invasion) is a real trip, although that’s more for the horror thread. Nearly the entire runtime is uncut dash-cam footage.

Snowman_McK
Jan 31, 2010

duz posted:

Without thinking so hard and just going by how much I remember enjoying watching it and not on quality:
Cyborg (1989)
Nemesis (1992)
Captain America (1990)
Arcade (1993)
The Sword and the Sorcerer (1982)
Vicious Lips (1986)
Nemesis 2: Nebula (1995)
Radioactive Dreams (1985)
Kickboxer 2: The Road Back (1991)
Dollman (1991)
Knights (1993)
Nemesis 4: Death Angel (1996)
Nemesis 3: Time Lapse (1996)
Kickboxer 4: The Aggressor (1994)

Special mention to The Alien from L.A. (1988) which I've only seen the MST3k version so far so I don't count it but it'd probably be #5.
There's enough in his oeuvre that I'll probably get to 20 before I leave him for good.

I didn't know he did kickboxer 2 and 4. Those are both pretty good and also really different from each other. Kickboxer 4 is especially interesting since one of the machado brothers is in it. It also has a very graphic sex scene about halfway through that feels like its cut in from a different movie. Also, its take on Tong Po is way stranger and funnier than the other films. It's hard not to get on board with him as he bounces his knees watching people beat each other to death.

dokmo
Aug 27, 2006

:stat:man

duz posted:

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There's enough in his oeuvre that I'll probably get to 20 before I leave him for good.

You have to see Mean Guns, his Tarantino ripoff with mambo music and a Highlander and I think ice t, which had a decent budget for once.

duz
Jul 11, 2005

Come on Ilhan, lets go bag us a shitpost


Snowman_McK posted:

I didn't know he did kickboxer 2 and 4. Those are both pretty good and also really different from each other. Kickboxer 4 is especially interesting since one of the machado brothers is in it. It also has a very graphic sex scene about halfway through that feels like its cut in from a different movie. Also, its take on Tong Po is way stranger and funnier than the other films. It's hard not to get on board with him as he bounces his knees watching people beat each other to death.

Those are the reasons why it's last for me. Tong Po should've been a different character, that way it would've been ok that he was completely different, in Mexico and a drug dealer. And they wouldn't have had to put the actor in an appliance to look Asian.

dokmo posted:

You have to see Mean Guns, his Tarantino ripoff with mambo music and a Highlander and I think ice t, which had a decent budget for once.

That and Rutger Hauer's Omega Doom are the next two.

mllaneza
Apr 28, 2007

Veteran, Bermuda Triangle Expeditionary Force, 1993-1952




Martman posted:

Man... I rented The Raid 2 on Amazon before I realized it only has the English dub for some reason. Should I just not worry about it? I mostly hate dubs.

You've spent the money and it's a good gangster film with beautiful cinematography and amazing action sequences. If you hate the dub, turn it off. If you don't, you get your money's worth. A win-win situation, which is a better deal than anyone in the movie is gonna get.

Boco_T
Mar 12, 2003

la calaca tilica y flaca
Amazon will absolutely refund you no questions asks anyway, even if you watch the whole movie.

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
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shit wizard dad

duz posted:

Rutger Hauer's Omega Doom

I really wouldn't. I watched it as a random pick from my cyberpunk playlist and it has no redeeming features other than Rutger.

duz
Jul 11, 2005

Come on Ilhan, lets go bag us a shitpost


NoneMoreNegative posted:

I really wouldn't. I watched it as a random pick from my cyberpunk playlist and it has no redeeming features other than Rutger.

That puts it ahead of many other movies I have seen.

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.

dokmo posted:

You have to see Mean Guns, his Tarantino ripoff with mambo music and a Highlander and I think ice t, which had a decent budget for once.

And PStew too, I think.

midge
Mar 15, 2004

World's finest snatch.

NoneMoreNegative posted:

I really wouldn't. I watched it as a random pick from my cyberpunk playlist and it has no redeeming features other than Rutger.

Same as every Rutger movie outside of Blade Runner and Nighthawks? Has anyone seen Split Second? Looking for a copy atm.

Which is the Rutger one where he's like an alien hunter (or a hunter that is an alien?) with a throwable sharp disc that returns ala' Predator 2? Operating from VERY old memory here, I can't see it on IMDB

Oh yeah, I also want Surviving the Game!

midge fucked around with this message at 16:57 on Jul 29, 2020

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe

midge posted:

Same as every Rutger movie outside of Blade Runner and Nighthawks? Has anyone seen Split Second? Looking for a copy atm.

You need to see Flesh and Blood. It's Verhoeven two years before he did Robocop.

TheOmegaWalrus
Feb 3, 2007

by Hand Knit
I gave Nemesis (1992) a spin last night on the rec of some goons, and the film turned a soured Walrus into a wide-eyed pup filled with glee.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8EK-lCBaY0

As a fan of the (sparse) cyberpunk sub-genre, seeing not only an entry but a burning effigy of horny sci-fi goodness fills me with elation. Gunfight, gore, unnecessary nudity galore, with a story seemingly arranged by Tommy Wissou, this movie fucks.

In 2027, everyone wears clip-on sunglasses and wield desert eagles. Watching a 100lb woman fire off a deagle is laughable, but so is every other creative decision in this whale of a title. A poor-man's Jon Claude walks us through gunfight after gunfight and never lets the audience forget that English is his distant second language.

People stand 5 feet away from one another and unload machine guns at each other to no effect, repeatedly. Shotgun fire tank-level explosives but sound and operate the exact same as today's shotguns. There were multiple points the audio didn't synced with the action, but none of that mattered.

Where some films follow normal logic, some dream logic, this film follow Big Dick logic. For these reasons Nemesis goes down as a Walrus Certified rear end-Slapper.

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.

midge posted:

Same as every Rutger movie outside of Blade Runner and Nighthawks? Has anyone seen Split Second? Looking for a copy atm.

Which is the Rutger one where he's like an alien hunter (or a hunter that is an alien?) with a throwable sharp disc that returns ala' Predator 2? Operating from VERY old memory here, I can't see it on IMDB

Oh yeah, I also want Surviving the Game!

Could you maybe have mixed up Rutger Hauer with Dolph Lundgren? If so, you are thinking of I Come in Peace/Dark Angel.

Also, Ladyhawk is good.

CV 64 Fan
Oct 13, 2012

It's pretty dope.
Peace has some absolutely baller pyrotechnics but man I am allergic to Brian Benben. Having a yuppie gang called The White Boys is loving hysterical and earns the film many extra points.

Neo Rasa
Mar 8, 2007
Everyone should play DUKE games.

:dukedog:

midge posted:

Same as every Rutger movie outside of Blade Runner and Nighthawks? Has anyone seen Split Second? Looking for a copy atm.

Which is the Rutger one where he's like an alien hunter (or a hunter that is an alien?) with a throwable sharp disc that returns ala' Predator 2? Operating from VERY old memory here, I can't see it on IMDB

Oh yeah, I also want Surviving the Game!

Surviving the Game owns, loving awesome cast.

Split Second absolutely loving slaps because it's like MAXIMUM Rutger Hauer and he's dressed like Batou from Ghost in the Shell and it's in a future where everything is in a foot of water because because of global warming and the supporting cast is all chewing scenery, I loving love it. The best is his new partner, DETECTIVE DICK DURKIN who is like a total by the book dork but also super sarcastic and good. You will be legit impressed with his timing and the chemistry he has with Hauer as the movie goes on. The movie's only flaw is that the scene with his wife was deleted because you want more of this character especially after he describes his home life.

The movie also rules because the creature you see on the cover, they were completely redesigning how the full thing would look ALMOST EVERY DAY and also why it was killing people as they were filming, and since the creature's motives/how it works/etc. was never totally agreed on by everyone the way it's actually dealt with is uh lmao

I think the best description I could give Split Second without any hesitation, is it's like if a Darkplace episode with a mega budget.

Like, absolutely seek this movie out and watch it ASAP, I think it should at least be on Prime.



dokmo posted:

You have to see Mean Guns, his Tarantino ripoff with mambo music and a Highlander and I think ice t, which had a decent budget for once.

Not just Ice-T. Ice-T WITH METAL TEETH.

Neo Rasa fucked around with this message at 18:59 on Jul 29, 2020

Neo Rasa
Mar 8, 2007
Everyone should play DUKE games.

:dukedog:
This movie has one of my favorite cold opens ever because it's just like an extended trailer for the rest of the movie:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQ82KxIseIg

dokmo
Aug 27, 2006

:stat:man

Neo Rasa posted:

Split Second absolutely loving slaps because it's like MAXIMUM Rutger Hauer and he's dressed like Batou from Ghost in the Shell and it's in a future where everything is in a foot of water because because of global warming and the supporting cast is all chewing scenery,

and also because he plays a damaged hardboiled detective who's debilitating issue is that he's a chocoholic.

Tezcatlipoca
Sep 18, 2009
Blind Fury is Rutger Hauer's best film.

TheOmegaWalrus
Feb 3, 2007

by Hand Knit

Tezcatlipoca posted:

Blind Fury is Rutger Hauer's best film.

You misspelled Hobo with a Shotgun, a film that slaps gigantic amounts of rear end.

brocked
Oct 25, 2005

All shall love me and despair!
Nah, HWAS is too self aware for me

midge
Mar 15, 2004

World's finest snatch.

TheOmegaWalrus posted:

Where some films follow normal logic, some dream logic, this film follow Big Dick logic. For these reasons Nemesis goes down as a Walrus Certified rear end-Slapper.


Neo Rasa posted:

The movie also rules because the creature you see on the cover, they were completely redesigning how the full thing would look ALMOST EVERY DAY and also why it was killing people as they were filming, and since the creature's motives/how it works/etc. was never totally agreed on by everyone the way it's actually dealt with is uh lmao

Loving the energy of these two posts! LETS GO!

BTW, Looks like it WAS Dark Angel I was thinking of! Thanks thread!

Watched Stone Cold tonight again with a bunch of friends. They were legitimately impressed by the time the credits roll - movie continues to age well - apart from the unlikely narrative of cops working against white supremacists (~~~CURRENT EVENTS~~~)

Seemlar
Jun 18, 2002

dokmo posted:

and also because he plays a damaged hardboiled detective who's debilitating issue is that he's a chocoholic.

..and despite this, he's possibly only the second best character in the movie thanks to Detective Dick Durkin

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

TheOmegaWalrus posted:

As a fan of the (sparse) cyberpunk sub-genre,

There might be a few things here for you (usual warning several of the films are godawful)

https://nmpositive.tumblr.com/post/188867395036/my-current-cyberpunk-collection-on-my-plex

NoneMoreNegative fucked around with this message at 07:22 on Jul 30, 2020

midge
Mar 15, 2004

World's finest snatch.

NoneMoreNegative posted:

There might be a few things here for you (usual warning several of the films are godawful)

https://nmpositive.tumblr.com/post/188867395036/my-current-cyberpunk-collection-on-my-plex

Nice list, I assume you've seen it, but Cyber City Oedo 808 is fully available on YouTube

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJ4Y6xSwMQ0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KaRwIqONxjk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZ235v7nUbQ

Same channel also has AD Police files.

midge fucked around with this message at 14:40 on Jul 30, 2020

PeterCat
Apr 8, 2020

Believe women.

midge posted:

Loving the energy of these two posts! LETS GO!

BTW, Looks like it WAS Dark Angel I was thinking of! Thanks thread!

Watched Stone Cold tonight again with a bunch of friends. They were legitimately impressed by the time the credits roll - movie continues to age well - apart from the unlikely narrative of cops working against white supremacists (~~~CURRENT EVENTS~~~)

Stone Cold is the greatest movie of all time.

It's also extremely gay, as biker movies tend to be, and is hilarious because the protagonist completely fails in his mission.

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

midge posted:

Nice list, I assume you've seen it, but Cyber City Oedo 808 is fully available on YouTube

oh yeah the list was Movies only, some of that early 90s anime is really on-point with cyberpunk style.

edit: the plot's a bit, well, anime :o: but the two Goku Midnight Eye OVA are exceptionally cyber as well.

NoneMoreNegative fucked around with this message at 15:35 on Jul 30, 2020

Tezcatlipoca
Sep 18, 2009

TheOmegaWalrus posted:

You misspelled Hobo with a Shotgun, a film that slaps gigantic amounts of rear end.

I'll take White Zatoichi over corny hobos any day, thanks.

brocked posted:

Nah, HWAS is too self aware for me

Felt the same as watching Snakes on a Plane.

Neo Rasa
Mar 8, 2007
Everyone should play DUKE games.

:dukedog:

midge posted:

Nice list, I assume you've seen it, but Cyber City Oedo 808 is fully available on YouTube

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJ4Y6xSwMQ0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KaRwIqONxjk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZ235v7nUbQ

Same channel also has AD Police files.

Cyber City Oedo 808 is the coolest anime ever made. There's tons of better anime out there, but it is the coolest one imo.

Also rare situation where the Engliah dub and soundtrack is noticeably better than the Japanese audio.

Lumbermouth
Mar 6, 2008

GREG IS BIG NOW


The UK Cyber City soundtrack rules so loving hard.

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


Neo Rasa posted:

Cyber City Oedo 808 is the coolest anime ever made. There's tons of better anime out there, but it is the coolest one imo.

Also rare situation where the Engliah dub and soundtrack is noticeably better than the Japanese audio.

You are very correct, I adore this little series and how each of the three episodes is for the different main characters. The premise of the series is also drat good and something I've not seen anywhere else. It looks fantastic too, Madhouse are probably my favourite studio in terms of style, everything they did back then just looked so good.

And then you get to the aforementioned brilliant dub and soundtrack :allears:

Neo Rasa
Mar 8, 2007
Everyone should play DUKE games.

:dukedog:

Olympic Mathlete posted:

You are very correct, I adore this little series and how each of the three episodes is for the different main characters. The premise of the series is also drat good and something I've not seen anywhere else. It looks fantastic too, Madhouse are probably my favourite studio in terms of style, everything they did back then just looked so good.

And then you get to the aforementioned brilliant dub and soundtrack :allears:

Amen, Madhouse owns :D

Boco_T
Mar 12, 2003

la calaca tilica y flaca
Action Movie Streaming Update
August 2020

Netflix: Hardcore Henry, Mad Max, Casino Royale / Quantum of Solace (8/31)
Hulu: The Last Stand, Top Gun, Casino Royale / Quantum of Solace (8/31)
HBO: Hard to Kill, The Marine, Romeo Must Die
Tubi: Desperado, Parker, Paycheck, Universal Soldier

Lumbermouth
Mar 6, 2008

GREG IS BIG NOW


Desperado still rules and I wish that Rodriguez would make another Mariachi movie, even though it would probably be bad.

TheOmegaWalrus
Feb 3, 2007

by Hand Knit

Lumbermouth posted:

Desperado still rules and I wish that Rodriguez would make another Mariachi movie, even though it would probably be bad.

There's always the Machete series, each of which are confirmed rear end-slappers.

Danny Trejo is a national treasure.

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Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!
Nemesis falls into that category of exploitation films where my wife won't watch it with me because it really drags in the middle. Right after the baller opening shootout there's this looong sequence where Olivier Gruner falls on his face trying to ape Harrison Ford's performance as Rick Deckard.

Bronx Warriors 2 is one of my favourite movies, but it drags in the middle too.

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