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OP as long as you aren't planting COMMUNIST weeds like goddamn motherfucking no good piece of poo poo motherfucker SHEEP SORREL you are actually A-OK. I am sorry for roasting you. 
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Lol @ all the goons afraid of plants and/or china I wish I was given the opportunity to grow a real bioweapon in my backyard, instead I just have deadly nightshade (tomatoes) and hot peppers
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Jul 29, 2020 16:01
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"Sheep Sorrel is a communist." What an awesome opening statement in a botanical description. Also; "if you've got a little plant [that] tastes like vinegar[...]" is great advice. Literally any time you find a new weed or plant growing in your yard or pasture and you think to yourself "Hello, what's this?' Eat all parts of it immediately.
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Jul 29, 2020 16:08
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oh god this poo poo is everywhere. this is why you don't plant weird seeds. 500excf type r posted:Lol @ all the goons afraid of plants and/or china lol at you, donkey brains
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Jul 29, 2020 16:08
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Big Beef City posted:"Sheep Sorrel is a communist." Read the book to identify the plant so you don't die book: No picture required red + vinegar tasting l okay it tastes like corndogs, what plant is this? book: you have eaten Datura you can expect extreme delirium and is often considered an unpleasant experience even from people who intentionally consume it for these effects.
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Jul 29, 2020 16:15
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500excf type r posted:Lol @ all the goons afraid of plants and/or china Invasive species are a massive problem that cost us billions of dollars a year as a country to keep at bay, and we'll likely never get rid of them even after spending that money.
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Jul 29, 2020 16:16
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Big Beef City posted:"Sheep Sorrel is a communist." At least it's not loving WILD GARLIC. OP are you growing this poo poo too?????????????????????   
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Jul 29, 2020 16:16
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Biohazard posted:Invasive species are a massive problem that cost us billions of dollars a year as a country to keep at bay, and we'll likely never get rid of them even after spending that money. Spending billions of dollars a year to fight an unwinnable war lol
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Jul 29, 2020 16:19
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america really likes forever wars
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Jul 29, 2020 16:24
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You know a weed is bad when the person dunking about it in writing has to self censor  
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Jul 29, 2020 16:26
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Do not defame the thistle, symbol of my people
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Jul 29, 2020 16:28
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500excf type r posted:Spending billions of dollars a year to fight an unwinnable war lol yeah you're right, we should just let them destroy ecosystems. For example, we should just totally let the nations lakes and wildlife associated die off cause of some weed some loving idiot introduced to the environment either on purpose or by accident. Don't worry everyone, we'll save some money and forums user 500excf says it'll be fine and will not have a cascading effect on related ecosystems over time 
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Jul 29, 2020 16:36
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I loving hate weeds. I am going to shoot all the weeds with my giant gently caress off Texas Walker Ranger colt blackpowder revolver. I am going to make the weeds cry. I am going to reenact my favorite God of War 3 boss battle with my machete on the weeds. I will run over the weeds with my jeep. I will unleash a plague of goats running freely in the fields eating all the weeds as I jerk off from my porch. I am going to get on some old army surplus rickety shitbox contraption of death bulldozer and proceeded to run over, mash, and pretty much make salads right there in the field, screaming about bulldozing them goddamn weeds and bull dozing plants and laughing maniacally, then decide would be cool to go and basically do "donuts" or spin the treads of the bulldozer over the smashed shot carcasses of the recently living weeds. gently caress you op and your weeds.
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Jul 29, 2020 16:40
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Biohazard posted:yeah you're right, we should just let them destroy ecosystems. For example, we should just totally let the nations lakes and wildlife associated die off cause of some weed some loving idiot introduced to the environment either on purpose or by accident. Don't worry everyone, we'll save some money and forums user 500excf says it'll be fine and will not have a cascading effect on related ecosystems over time I was going to correct my username in your post but thinking about it, I really, really, want my name to be 500excf type r-word now
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Jul 29, 2020 16:41
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EorayMel posted:I loving hate weeds. I am going to shoot all the weeds with my giant gently caress off Texas Walker Ranger colt blackpowder revolver. I am going to make the weeds cry. I am going to reenact my favorite God of War 3 boss battle with my machete on the weeds. I will run over the weeds with my jeep. I will unleash a plague of goats running freely in the fields eating all the weeds as I jerk off from my porch. I am going to get on some old army surplus rickety shitbox contraption of death bulldozer and proceeded to run over, mash, and pretty much make salads right there in the field, screaming about bulldozing them goddamn weeds and bull dozing plants and laughing maniacally, then decide would be cool to go and basically do "donuts" or spin the treads of the bulldozer over the smashed shot carcasses of the recently living weeds. You could do all that or you could just use round-up. Sure it'll give your cancer-aids, but you just gotta weight that against how much you want to get rid of weeds.
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Jul 29, 2020 16:42
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you have to be extremely sincerely donkey brained to not think that invasive species are a "big deal"
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500excf type r posted:I was going to correct my username in your post but thinking about it, I really, really, want my name to be 500excf type r-word now that is honestly an improvement.
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Jul 29, 2020 16:42
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gently caress you weeds! I’m coming for you!!
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Jul 29, 2020 16:44
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Kill white[y] snakeroot  
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Jul 29, 2020 16:44
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Sex Skeleton posted:gently caress you weeds! I’m coming for you!! You and I irl on our way to gently caress up some weeds: https://cdn.kapwing.com/final_5f219ae75321000015a4f2b5_945196.mp4
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Jul 29, 2020 16:52
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Biohazard posted:yeah you're right, we should just let them destroy ecosystems. For example, we should just totally let the nations lakes and wildlife associated die off cause of some weed some loving idiot introduced to the environment either on purpose or by accident. Don't worry everyone, we'll save some money and forums user 500excf says it'll be fine and will not have a cascading effect on related ecosystems over time Maybe local wildlife will evolve to deal with it and we'll get new species ever think about that? HUH wise guy? We might have squirrels that eat Bamboo in 10 years if we just let it happen. That's how long evolution takes right? A decade or two?
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Jul 29, 2020 17:00
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pixaal posted:Maybe local wildlife will evolve to deal with it and we'll get new species ever think about that? HUH wise guy? We might have squirrels that eat Bamboo in 10 years if we just let it happen. That's how long evolution takes right? A decade or two? Eating bamboo is only a stepping stone to eating human bones. Trust me, we should NOT be trying to save pandas you lunatic.
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Jul 29, 2020 17:03
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dont plant the weird seeds dont even feed them to a bird
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Jul 29, 2020 17:08
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Mods please rename me "White Snakeroot" with a custom title of "Down with Milk Sickness" and an av that properly reflects these changes.
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Jul 29, 2020 17:09
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Big Beef City posted:Mods please rename me "White Snakeroot" with a custom title of "Down with Milk Sickness" and an av that properly reflects these changes. If you had any gumption, you'd start forcing everyone in your real life to call you White Snakeroot.
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Jul 29, 2020 17:15
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OMFG FURRY posted:no because kudzu will win that fight every time and choke out everything else while only being palatable to goats 1. Breed goats to eat the Kudzu 2. Make dairy and meat products from the goats 3. Side quest complete!
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Jul 29, 2020 17:18
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GolfHole posted:dont plant the weird seeds can I crush them turn them into flour bake bread with the flower then feet that bread to my dog?
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Jul 29, 2020 17:20
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pixaal posted:can I crush them turn them into flour bake bread with the flower then feet that bread to my dog? According to the NYT' you're supposed to bag them up in a separate Ziploc bag and wash your hands and send call the local department of ag to pick them up.
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Jul 29, 2020 17:24
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pixaal posted:can I crush them turn them into flour bake bread with the flower then feet that bread to my dog? as long as you bake it, yes, sure. though you'll still release spores if there are any so idk whatever man just ziploc em and give em to some university
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EorayMel posted:OP's expectation on getting mailed chinese mystery seeds and chucking them into some lovely spot of soil literally nothing else has been growing in for 5 years: wheres that at
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Jul 29, 2020 17:36
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Lol washing your hands and releasing spores This is the same sub forum that refuses to believe in global pedo rings with truckloads of documented proof but boy howdy those sneaky Chinamen are sending bioweapons to random people, better call the government Y'all are like the many people in 2001 that spilled baby formula on the counter and then thought they were attacked with anthrax and called the FBI (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Jul 29, 2020 17:37
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do you have a brain injury?
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Jul 29, 2020 17:39
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500excf type r posted:Lol washing your hands and releasing spores man, you're so loving cool. how do i get as cool as you?
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Jul 29, 2020 17:40
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i wish i'd get some free seeds a deer keeps eating my jalapeno plant
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Jul 29, 2020 17:40
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R.L. Stine posted:i wish i'd get some free seeds a deer keeps eating my jalapeno plant I'd watch out, that deer sounds metal as gently caress.
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Jul 29, 2020 17:43
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R.L. Stine posted:i wish i'd get some free seeds a deer keeps eating my jalapeno plant Are deer immune to capsaicin? I know most birds and fish are, with the evolutionary hypothesis of air and water animals can carry the seeds a hell of a lot further so it is in the plants interest in spreading far. wouldn't shock me if some animals cracked it themselves after it evolved either though.
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Jul 29, 2020 17:46
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my plan is working good.... good...
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Biohazard posted:I'd watch out, that deer sounds metal as gently caress. she's ripped i see her wandering around at like 2 am and i think the bears are afraid of her
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