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Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo
It is great for lunch, OP

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Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
a girl i used to hang with recently messaged me during lockdown saying she missed me eating her rear end

its a powermove bros

Strumpie
Dec 9, 2012

Chinatown posted:

a girl i used to hang with recently messaged me during lockdown saying she missed me eating her rear end

its a powermove bros

what happened to your teeth Chinatown.

did you get them removed to facilitate rear end eating?

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Strumpie posted:

what happened to your teeth Chinatown.

did you get them removed to facilitate rear end eating?

my pearly whites are doing great but could use a dentists cleaning

thank u for asking

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

Chinatown posted:

a girl i used to hang with recently messaged me during lockdown saying she missed me eating her rear end

its a powermove bros
how did you respond

did you eat her rear end

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



Nurse: Were you in contact with someone with covid-19?
Chinatown: Yeah I ate her rear end
Nurse: Did you know she had covid-19 when you ate her rear end?
Chinatown: ...yes
Nurse: Well why did you do that?
Chinatown: She was wearing a mask

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Chinatown posted:

a girl i used to hang with recently messaged me during lockdown saying she missed me eating her rear end

its a powermove bros

Her text message, that is

Pinche Rudo
Feb 8, 2005

Use the bidet spray before the rear end buffet

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Pinche Rudo posted:

Use the bidet spray before the rear end buffet

I am getting one half of each of this tattooed on my inner thighs as a reminder

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

welcome to dead gay dog house
put a watermelon jolly rancher in there to surprise your partner

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



R.L. Stine posted:

put a watermelon jolly rancher in there to surprise your partner

:hmmyes: gonna give my girl a buttyeast infection so she can literally pinch a loaf

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Vegetable posted:

how did you respond

did you eat her rear end

i said thank u for the compliment

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

Big Beef City posted:

If I ate some rear end tonight
Chances are that I might

big ol' cheeks consume my sight
tasting copper, sweat and spermicide

cuz I'm eating that rear end
eating behind

wish somebody would slap me high-five

wynott dunn
Aug 9, 2006

What is to be done?

Who or what can challenge, and stand a chance at beating, the corporate juggernauts dominating the world?
I’m a big fan of big anal and big lingus

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


yr new gurlfrand! posted:

I’m a big fan of big anal and big lingus

please support your local small lingus and small anus.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

R.L. Stine posted:

put a watermelon jolly rancher in there to surprise your partner

Put a couple olives down there and pour some gin down the crack. :hmmyes:

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009
oh yeah that's a dirty martini

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Put a couple olives down there and pour some gin down the crack. :hmmyes:

:hai:

serious norman
Dec 13, 2007

im pickle rick!!!!

TheReverend posted:

Yeah I eat rear end

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Waterbed Wendy posted:

oh yeah that's a dirty martini

A naaaasty martini. :smug:

Archer666
Dec 27, 2008
I did after receiving inspiration from a super famous kpop star

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1lSiXZpoGM

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Not gonna lie, the gin and olives thing sounds pretty good. Thinking about bringing it up in bed

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
I’m not speaking from experience here. It could go wrong. The olives might get crushed/stuck/filled with poop, the gin might just funnel down there, she could fart the olives out by accident, who knows THIS ISNT SCIENCE OK? :viggo:

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

Big Beef City posted:

If I ate some rear end tonight
Chances are that I might

I'm licking up your griiiime

Strumpie
Dec 9, 2012
once again it comes down to a contest between those who clean their butts and those who refuse to clean their butts.

Shroomie
Jul 31, 2008

I've licked some b-holes in my day. Some of them I'm not so proud of.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
A clean b-hole with some gin would be lovely imo

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


I've engaged in anilingus only to banish an unholy entity back to the shadow realm so an O-gauge enthusiasts convention could continue on in peace.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
If you’re dating someone and they got a bidet in their bathroom you know you can eat that bootyhole with impunity

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Lol I know a guy who works at the toilet store. (Super connected) :smug:

Cyril Sneer
Aug 8, 2004

Life would be simple in the forest except for Cyril Sneer. And his life would be simple except for The Raccoons.

kntfkr posted:

big ol' cheeks consume my sight
tasting copper, sweat and spermicide

Why does it taste like copper anyway :hai:

Do it ironically
Jul 13, 2010

by Pragmatica
Yeah I eat rear end, but have you tried sucking on balls? I’ll let you into a little secret, ball play is the next eating rear end get in while you can

Strumpie
Dec 9, 2012
i like a little stank

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Put a couple olives down there and pour some gin down the crack. :hmmyes:

Is it weird that I find eating rear end to be much more enjoyable than olives?

Best Bi Geek Squid
Mar 25, 2016
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Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
Girls butts are hot they make me horney the boobs are also good like when a hot girl likes both of them

Pinche Rudo
Feb 8, 2005

Best Bi Geek Squid posted:

Hahahahahahahaha How The gently caress Is Eating rear end Real Hahahaha Dude Just Walk Away From The Internet Like Dude Eat Her Pussy Haha

Start from the front work your way to the back. It's not rocket science

Strumpie
Dec 9, 2012
i don't know how, but i've ended up with a penis in my mouth.

advice?

Fanelien
Nov 23, 2003

Strumpie posted:

i don't know how, but i've ended up with a penis in my mouth.

advice?

suck it til it cums.

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Nov 7, 2005

hows your e coli?

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