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Notahippie
Feb 4, 2003

Kids, it's not cool to have Shane MacGowan teeth

facialimpediment posted:

WHAT IN THE FLYING gently caress


The folks I know who work with the hill consistently report that his public persona isn't an act, he really is astonishingly dumb.

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facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Gohmert is now urging everyone to mask up and think of their neighbors to cut down on transmission rates and I'm totally just loving with you, he's saying he got COVID from the mask.

https://twitter.com/StevenTDennis/status/1288525860669198337?s=19

He's also actively yelling at his staffers to make them stop wearing masks.

https://twitter.com/JakeSherman/status/1288524502649966592?s=19

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


y'all see the new tanks?

https://twitter.com/ViolateGeneva/status/1288489545483399168

Discussion Quorum
Dec 5, 2002
Armchair Philistine
The Williams Sonoma articles are a national treasure and an earnest reading of them is a holiday tradition in our household. It's like The Night Before Christmas but with the word "gently caress" in all caps many times.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
THIS USED TO BE A FREE COUNTRY I gurgle through the whines of the ventilator

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
Seriously, shut the fuck up.

:dukedog:

facialimpediment posted:

THIS USED TO BE A FREE COUNTRY I gurgle through the whines of the ventilator

Friend of mine who works at a hospital in Florida says a 21 year old died because he had covid and was intubated in the ICU, and they were so short staffed that nobody noticed when he pulled out his breathing tube and choked to death on his own lung juices. So, possible!

not caring here
Feb 22, 2012

blazemastah 2 dry 4 u
MAGA!

Making Airways Gurgle Abnormally

Soylent Pudding
Jun 22, 2007

We've got people!


Can we spread the word that only soyboys need ventilators because they need even the air they breath to be a government handout? Really manly maga men don't need socialist air forced into their lungs.

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

Lemniscate Blue posted:

We used to joke that Ted Cruz was going to get beaten to death in the Senate cloakroom, but I think we may have found a new candidate for "most hated by peers" today.

Why would they beat him? He is doing exactly what they want to do.

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

BANDAIDS DON'T FIX BULLET HOLES

Soylent Pudding posted:

Can we spread the word that only soyboys need ventilators because they need even the air they breath to be a government handout? Really manly maga men don't need socialist air forced into their lungs.

Republicans have already made comments about ventilators being bad because people get lazy and stop breathing for themselves

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


Internet Wizard posted:

Republicans have already made comments about ventilators being bad because people get lazy and stop breathing for themselves

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Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

Here we go again.

ded posted:

Why would they beat him? He is doing exactly what they want to do.

Cruz because he's got such a poisonous personality, Gohmert because he probably infected half of them.

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy



*rock hits tank*

#Press Z to initiate genocide

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Internet Wizard posted:

Republicans have already made comments about ventilators being bad because people get lazy and stop breathing for themselves

:stare:

Riot Carol Danvers
Jul 30, 2004

It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

facialimpediment posted:

Gohmert is now urging everyone to mask up and think of their neighbors to cut down on transmission rates and I'm totally just loving with you, he's saying he got COVID from the mask.

https://twitter.com/StevenTDennis/status/1288525860669198337?s=19

He's also actively yelling at his staffers to make them stop wearing masks.

https://twitter.com/JakeSherman/status/1288524502649966592?s=19

"THIS USED TO BE A FREE COUNTRY" I YELL AS I'M ARRESTED FOR RUNNING AROUND WITH NOTHING COVERING MY GENITALS. "IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT DON'T LOOK AT IT" I SCREECH AS THE CUFFS ARE PUT ON. "THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON LIBERTY" I CRY AS THE BATONS WAIL ON MY FACE AND GENITALS.

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


Republican males crowing about bodily autonomy is just...

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
Seriously, shut the fuck up.

:dukedog:

Riot Carol Danvers posted:

"THIS USED TO BE A FREE COUNTRY" I YELL AS I'M ARRESTED FOR RUNNING AROUND WITH NOTHING COVERING MY GENITALS. "IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT DON'T LOOK AT IT" I SCREECH AS THE CUFFS ARE PUT ON. "THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON LIBERTY" I CRY AS THE BATONS WAIL ON MY FACE AND GENITALS.

Hey.

Don't kinkshame.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
https://twitter.com/JakeSherman/status/1288550442474053632?s=19

https://twitter.com/passantino/status/1288554174397984769?s=19

Eventually if you hang around stupid, the stupid kind of rubs off on you.



Edit: there's a corollary about working for stupid

https://twitter.com/JakeSherman/status/1288535247282483201?s=19

Edit 2: Jesus Gohmert touched everyone (a Democrat here) https://twitter.com/AnthonyAdragna/status/1288563995214057476?s=19

facialimpediment fucked around with this message at 20:58 on Jul 29, 2020

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug
Oh, the Feds will be back....

https://twitter.com/jimrutenberg/status/1288564336852705280?s=20

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





So given that a probably significant portion of congress was exposed to this moron, what happens if congress can't function due to quarantine and/or sickness?

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


Comrade Blyatlov posted:

So given that a probably significant portion of congress was exposed to this moron, what happens if congress can't function due to quarantine and/or sickness?

If?

Stravag
Jun 7, 2009

Comrade Blyatlov posted:

So given that a probably significant portion of congress was exposed to this moron, what happens if congress can't function due to quarantine and/or sickness?

How would it be different than them not functioning due to indifference and laziness? Theyre only in session for like 2 months a year as is

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

There's no way for any republican to reprimand or even criticize Typhoid Louie without publically admitting they may have been wrong about something, so regardless of his actions having potential consequences up to and including their own individual death, they won't break ranks.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





shame on an IGA posted:

There's no way for any republican to reprimand or even criticize Typhoid Louie without publically admitting they may have been wrong about something, so regardless of his actions having potential consequences up to and including their own individual death, they won't break ranks.

:911:

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

Comrade Blyatlov posted:

So given that a probably significant portion of congress was exposed to this moron, what happens if congress can't function due to quarantine and/or sickness?

The dirty little secret is that there isn't much going on. The Republican Senate *still* can't figure out what the gently caress they want, so right now the normally squishy Democratic leadership have found spine and are tired of negotiating with Jell-O. I mean, you have to be pretty hosed if you can't even get the Democrats to negotiate with you.

Republicans are trying to push a temporary extension of unemployment and rental eviction halts, but Democrats already fell for the partial package poo poo last time. Also, the Democratic House already passed vote-by-proxy, though they're getting sued by House Republicans for trolling reasons.

https://twitter.com/therecount/status/1288577803387117572?s=19


Edit: Looks like Donnie hit the bronzer hard again

https://twitter.com/hardin/status/1288521856383963136

facialimpediment fucked around with this message at 23:08 on Jul 29, 2020

pantslesswithwolves
Oct 28, 2008

Ba-dam ba-DUMMMMMM

Comrade Blyatlov posted:

So given that a probably significant portion of congress was exposed to this moron, what happens if congress can't function due to quarantine and/or sickness?

egyptian rat race
Jul 13, 2007

Lowtax Spine Fund 2019
Ultra Carp

shame on an IGA posted:

There's no way for any republican to reprimand or even criticize Typhoid Louie without publically admitting they may have been wrong about something, so regardless of his actions having potential consequences up to and including their own individual death, they won't break ranks.

Steve Scalise didn't learn any lessons from his brush with death, either

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy



lmao

BIG HEADLINE
Jun 13, 2006

"Stand back, Ottawan ruffian, or face my lumens!"

egyptian rat race posted:

Steve Scalise didn't learn any lessons from his brush with death, either

If anything, his brush with death just meant the gun lobby pays him *more*. I'm surprised more GOP congressmen and senators aren't trying to get 'wounded' so they have more cred to say "I'VE BEEN SHOT AND I DON'T THINK WE NEED ANY MORE GUN CONTROL."

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

This isn't a surprise to anyone here but the entire Republican party is going to contest the election if Trump loses. Currently sowing the "the democrats are trying to help 20 million undocumented immigrants vote in the election" seeds on the the "news".

bengy81
May 8, 2010

sharknado slashfic posted:

This isn't a surprise to anyone here but the entire Republican party is going to contest the election if Trump loses. Currently sowing the "the democrats are trying to help 20 million undocumented immigrants vote in the election" seeds on the the "news".


Curious how they are gonna square that up after a bunch of Republican County Clerks certify the results for their precincts.


I've been on a Hunter S. Thompson kick lately, and reading "Fear and Loathing on the Campaign Trail" is maybe the worst decision I've made this year. You can almost pinpoint the exact moment 50 years ago when things absolutely went to poo poo, and it's been a slow slide down ever since, not to mention depressing. I think if I could go back in time, the one thing I would do is sabotage Nixon's political career.

iwentdoodie
Apr 29, 2005

🤗YOU'RE WELCOME🤗
The founder of TP USA just died of covid lol

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



iwentdoodie posted:

The founder of TP USA just died of covid lol

At first I thought this was Charlie Kirk and really laughed.

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
https://www.politico.com/news/2020/07/29/turning-point-usa-founder-dies-coronavirus-complications-387077

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



iwentdoodie posted:

The founder of TP USA just died of covid lol

Huh? I don't see it in the news

E: Ah the not charlie kirk

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

iwentdoodie posted:

The founder of TP USA just died of covid lol

https://twitter.com/proustmalone/status/1288619431002804224?s=09

Loden Taylor
Aug 11, 2003

quote:

Montgomery, who started it in 2012 with young conservative star Charlie Kirk, died at the age of 80 on Tuesday from Covid-19, according to pro-Trump conservative strategist Caleb Hull, who posted about the death on Twitter and his personal Facebook page, and Chicago-based citizen journalist Vic Maggio.

“I really wish people would just stop politicizing this pandemic and grow up while innocent people around us are dying,” Hull also said. “You have no idea how painful it is to be forced to sit at home while your loved one dies alone in a hospital.”

:ironicat:

Just unreal.

Stravag
Jun 7, 2009


Guess his life hit a major turning point

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Loden Taylor posted:

:ironicat:

Just unreal.

Me sowing: Haha gently caress yeah!!! Yes!!

Me reaping: Well this loving sucks. What the gently caress.

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M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon

Riot Carol Danvers posted:

"THIS USED TO BE A FREE COUNTRY" I YELL AS I'M ARRESTED FOR RUNNING AROUND WITH NOTHING COVERING MY GENITALS. "IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT DON'T LOOK AT IT" I SCREECH AS THE CUFFS ARE PUT ON. "THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON LIBERTY" I CRY AS THE BATONS WAIL ON MY FACE AND GENITALS.

If we defund the police how will we brutalize streakers?

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