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Grondoth
Feb 18, 2011
7 had a mega super laser that shot special dark energy through a special type of hyperspace so everyone in the galaxy could see it and it blew up like 12 planets and all the good guy spaceships.

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Galewolf
Jan 9, 2007

The human gallbladder is indeed a puzzle!
With Covid and everything, I can't imagine any movie making any box office money in the billions, maybe with on demand but still.

Now all I pray is Marvel to lose it's traction and end the tyrrany of loud and extremely formulated super-hero movies.

The only movies I'm remotely interested in Phase 4 are,uh, Thor 4 and Loki standalone maybe.

The rest: Hawkeye? Blackwidow? Ghost Rider reboot?! Don't make me laugh, bitterly.

What we need is more Garth Ennis.

Automata 10 Pack
Jun 21, 2007

Ten games published by Automata, on one cassette
What I wanted was a twist where they fail to destroy the Starkiller and it succeeds in blowing everything up. So the Starkiller becomes this existential threat that would loom over the whole trilogy, and our heroes would have to scramble to try and figure out how in the hell are they going to stop it (or hell, survive) in a universe where everything we knew about the old Star Wars is now gone.

That would’ve ruled so hard after spending the first 2/3rds of the movie worshipping the original trilogy.

Automata 10 Pack fucked around with this message at 06:03 on Jul 31, 2020

luchajones
Jan 28, 2018

I have no beard, and I must scream
They should go smaller with the weapons of mass destruction. Like a hand held version of the Death Star. Noisy Cricket but even noisier.

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

Galewolf posted:

With Covid and everything, I can't imagine any movie making any box office money in the billions, maybe with on demand but still.

Now all I pray is Marvel to lose it's traction and end the tyrrany of loud and extremely formulated super-hero movies.

The only movies I'm remotely interested in Phase 4 are,uh, Thor 4 and Loki standalone maybe.

The rest: Hawkeye? Blackwidow? Ghost Rider reboot?! Don't make me laugh, bitterly.

What we need is more Garth Ennis.

Guardians 3 with special guest Thor will probably be good

mallratcal
Sep 10, 2003


I have faith in James Gunn and Taika Waititi.

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer
Thor 4 is clearly going to suck rear end they brought back Natalie Portman to be the lead character in a series she didn't give two flying fucks about in the first place.

mallratcal
Sep 10, 2003


Hemsworth will carry her through. And maybe she will end up giving a poo poo.

piratepilates
Mar 28, 2004

So I will learn to live with it. Because I can live with it. I can live with it.




wow wtf is this from? that's pretty dope

rydiafan
Mar 17, 2009


piratepilates posted:

wow wtf is this from? that's pretty dope

Hello Mary Lou: Prom Night II

Agnostalgia
Dec 22, 2009

PostNouveau posted:

Guardians 3 with special guest Thor will probably be good

guardians and thor 3 were the only MCU movies I was more than ambivalent towards so I'm optimistic. Plus its nice that Gunn is also on something less doomed than Suicide Squad (2021).

Captain Lavender
Oct 21, 2010

verb the adjective noun

luchajones posted:

They should go smaller with the weapons of mass destruction. Like a hand held version of the Death Star. Noisy Cricket but even noisier.

OK kid, now break this thing and lets go home.

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

Agnostalgia posted:

Suicide Squad (2021).

I started to wonder if that was gonna be a sequel or a reboot and went googling and holy poo poo one of the members of the Suicide Squad is going to be Polka Dot Man

https://twitter.com/IGN/status/1123120315494797312

Agnostalgia
Dec 22, 2009

PostNouveau posted:

I started to wonder if that was gonna be a sequel or a reboot and went googling and holy poo poo one of the members of the Suicide Squad is going to be Polka Dot Man

https://twitter.com/IGN/status/1123120315494797312

the suicide squad should be made up only of fourth-tier batman villains. Condiment King, Clock Man, that Al Capone puppet from the animated series, all teamed up for a heist only to be defeated by a single bystander with a can of mace in her purse.

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



PostNouveau posted:

I started to wonder if that was gonna be a sequel or a reboot and went googling and holy poo poo one of the members of the Suicide Squad is going to be Polka Dot Man

https://twitter.com/IGN/status/1123120315494797312

luchajones
Jan 28, 2018

I have no beard, and I must scream
Gunn needs to include

RickRogers
Jun 21, 2020

Woh, is that a thing I like??
Seems his special power is kidnapping children

:pedo:

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
you wanna have your mind blown

https://twitter.com/petersciretta/status/1289090955220402176?s=21

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008

He's right.

luchajones
Jan 28, 2018

I have no beard, and I must scream
Why portrait mode? Why cant he do a screen capture instead?


Terrible video. -5 Stars

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost





:aaaaa:

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

luchajones posted:

Gunn needs to include



Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

toEjaM iS oN
vaCatioN




Lipstick Apathy

rydiafan posted:

Hello Mary Lou: Prom Night II

Indeed. Cool rear end scene. I suggest watching it on The Last Drive-In if you can, they get very into it.

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
Just had a flashback to episode 9 buying popcorn and drinks

Dude at concessions asked which knights of ren cup topper I wanted. I said I didn't know any of them or their names. He said he didn't know either, just if I wanted the gray, red, or black one.

Then I watched the movie and realized the knights were used for jack poo poo so why were there cup toppers for these meaningless characters

Then Rey did a james bond and called herself Skywalker and JJ ABRAMS gets flashed on the screen and it made perfect sense

oohhboy
Jun 8, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

luchajones posted:

Why portrait mode? Why cant he do a screen capture instead?


Terrible video. -5 Stars

Because it's tictok

reignofevil posted:

He's right.

In the Prequels/sequels gently caress everything up way. Still pretty drat :lol:

The Klowner
Apr 20, 2019

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

lol


lol

WeaponX
Jul 28, 2008



moist turtleneck posted:

Just had a flashback to episode 9 buying popcorn and drinks

Dude at concessions asked which knights of ren cup topper I wanted. I said I didn't know any of them or their names. He said he didn't know either, just if I wanted the gray, red, or black one.

Then I watched the movie and realized the knights were used for jack poo poo so why were there cup toppers for these meaningless characters

Then Rey did a james bond and called herself Skywalker and JJ ABRAMS gets flashed on the screen and it made perfect sense

I remember being obsessed with every minor side character in the original trilogy, even ones that appeared for a minute like Bossk or Max Rebo and then you have the Knights of Ren that are treated like they are important by marketing but not a single person gives a poo poo about them because you would feel stupid liking those scrubs that did nothing.

RickRogers
Jun 21, 2020

Woh, is that a thing I like??
Am I allowed to enjoy Johnny Depp films anymore? I know he's (possibly) a bad wife-beating man or at least a massive twat, but I have never seen fear and loathing and it's free on AP and I'm bored. It's either that or Mortdecai.

oohhboy
Jun 8, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
You indeed can and based on what going on Depp is the person being beaten.

Either way you can still enjoy it because actor / character separation.

3 A.M. Radio
Nov 5, 2003

Workin' too hard can give me
A heart attACK-ACK-ACK-ACK-ACK-ACK!
You oughtta' know by now...

RickRogers posted:

Am I allowed to enjoy Johnny Depp films anymore? I know he's (possibly) a bad wife-beating man or at least a massive twat, but I have never seen fear and loathing and it's free on AP and I'm bored. It's either that or Mortdecai.

Pretty sure it's been shown that he's not a wife beater.

Definitely watch Fear and Loathing. Johnny Depp sucks now, but he killed it early in his career.

Collapsing Farts
Jun 29, 2018

💀
Johnny has always sucked

bitterandtwisted
Sep 4, 2006




I don't think it's wrong to enjoy a film just because one person involved is a piece of poo poo, but when it's the lead actor I find it hard to stay 'in' the movie.
When I saw Annie Hall I couldn't stop thinking of Rainier Wolfcastle's Woody Allen impression.

Hackers film 1995
Nov 4, 2009

Hack the planet!

bitterandtwisted posted:

I don't think it's wrong to enjoy a film just because one person involved is a piece of poo poo, but when it's the lead actor I find it hard to stay 'in' the movie.
When I saw Annie Hall I couldn't stop thinking of Rainier Wolfcastle's Woody Allen impression.

jacks new youtube thing and sobriety taking him to weird places

https://i.imgur.com/bT2Lzu4.mp4

he has become...the hog

luchajones
Jan 28, 2018

I have no beard, and I must scream

oohhboy posted:

Because it's tictok



That makes it even worse.

-6 stars!

RickRogers
Jun 21, 2020

Woh, is that a thing I like??

oohhboy posted:

You indeed can and based on what going on Depp is the person being beaten.

Either way you can still enjoy it because actor / character separation.
I suppose even helps in some films, like all of Kevin Spaceys work

I really, really am close to saying he deserves it for the mad hatter dance he did

Sillybones
Aug 10, 2013

go away,
spooky skeleton,
go away

Hackers film 1995 posted:

jacks new youtube thing and sobriety taking him to weird places

https://i.imgur.com/bT2Lzu4.mp4

he has become...the hog

What makes a person want to put on a show like this?

Giga Gaia
May 2, 2006

360 kickflip to... Meteo?!

3 A.M. Radio posted:

Pretty sure it's been shown that he's not a wife beater.

Definitely watch Fear and Loathing. Johnny Depp sucks now, but he killed it early in his career.

im a big fan of Donnie Brasco as well, long though it may be

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
That really does look like Jack. Just a giant cock hahahaha

luchajones
Jan 28, 2018

I have no beard, and I must scream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gF3mzchaiSo

How much does Jack pay them to be in the videos?

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WeaponX
Jul 28, 2008



luchajones posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gF3mzchaiSo

How much does Jack pay them to be in the videos?

This format is so embarrassing. You can almost here them gurning for a laugh after every bad joke.

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