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ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Lobok posted:

Hm, I dunno. What kind of cheese?

Arschkäse.

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The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

ultrafilter posted:

Arschkäse.

gesundheit

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Paladinus posted:

What the hell is an up dog?

Faustian Bargain
Apr 12, 2014


Lobok posted:

Hm, I dunno. What kind of cheese?
Fromunda, of course.

MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011


I've had USB plugs like that.

Flash Gordon Ramsay
Sep 28, 2004

Grimey Drawer
Is that a hog nose? They do that. It's hilarious, they keep turning over to convince you they're really dead

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001


Probably the most realistic dog personality ever portrayed in film.

"I have just met you, and I love you!"

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

everydayfalls posted:



One things for sure, this guy fucks.

Really digging the "used bar of soap on an overflowing sink counter" motif he chose for the bed

Parallelwoody
Apr 10, 2008


BOOTY-ADE posted:

Really digging the "used bar of soap on an overflowing sink counter" motif he chose for the bed

Those doors go to the doom bathroom.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

lmao

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.

So...is this a baby rattlesnake just playing dead then?

Little fucker forgot he was a god damned rattlesnake if so and I have zero sympathy for him

everydayfalls posted:



One things for sure, this guy fucks.

I though for a second this was Rush Limbaugh's house (which I've seen posted) and was pretty sure he aint loving anything right now.

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

Mama’s Lil’ Louie

Nap Ghost

Stop doxxing me

Mokinokaro
Sep 11, 2001

At the end of everything, hold onto anything



Fun Shoe

BiggerBoat posted:

So...is this a baby rattlesnake just playing dead then?

Little fucker forgot he was a god damned rattlesnake if so and I have zero sympathy for him

It's as stated a hognose. They're quite harmless to people and rarely actually defensively bite. They fake they're going to attack and if that fails, they usually put on the act you see in that video. They get mistaken for copperheads and killed a lot though due to the pattern mimicry.

Folks often keep them as pets due to their quite gentle nature.

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.

Mokinokaro posted:

It's as stated a hognose. They're quite harmless to people and rarely actually defensively bite. They fake they're going to attack and if that fails, they usually put on the act you see in that video. They get mistaken for copperheads and killed a lot though due to the pattern mimicry.

Folks often keep them as pets due to their quite gentle nature.

Oh

Well now I just feel like a mean rear end in a top hat.

Poor snake. Hope he's ok.

Macdeo Lurjtux
Jul 5, 2011

BRRREADSTOOORRM!
Well judging from the gif he's obviously dead.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Mokinokaro posted:

It's as stated a hognose. They're quite harmless to people and rarely actually defensively bite. They fake they're going to attack and if that fails, they usually put on the act you see in that video. They get mistaken for copperheads and killed a lot though due to the pattern mimicry.

Folks often keep them as pets due to their quite gentle nature.

They call them the Nanny Snake.

Macdeo Lurjtux posted:

Well judging from the gif he's obviously dead.

Yup, every way you look at it, that's a dead snake.

Shaddak
Nov 13, 2011

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Hognose was ironically the most dangerous member of the Deadly Viper Assassination Squad

Parallelwoody
Apr 10, 2008


Solice Kirsk posted:

Yup, every way you look at it, that's a dead snake.

I appreciate this thank you.

-Zydeco-
Nov 12, 2007


BiggerBoat posted:

Oh

Well now I just feel like a mean rear end in a top hat.

Poor snake. Hope he's ok.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXU2zfI5BwI

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011




https://i.imgur.com/2p6vJX9.mp4

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

good looking cheezer

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008


plz no flippy :(

White Light
Dec 19, 2012

BiggerBoat posted:

So...is this a baby rattlesnake just playing dead then?

Little fucker forgot he was a god damned rattlesnake if so and I have zero sympathy for him


I though for a second this was Rush Limbaugh's house (which I've seen posted) and was pretty sure he aint loving anything right now.

The only thing loving him is the cancer.

Dillbag
Mar 4, 2007

Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces
Nap Ghost

yeah but they make ur cum taste better

so I've heard...

Blurred
Aug 26, 2004

WELL I WONNER WHAT IT'S LIIIIIKE TO BE A GOOD POSTER

Dillbag posted:

yeah but they make ur cum taste better

so I've heard...

I've heard similar things about shaddak's cum.

IncredibleIgloo
Feb 17, 2011






Glad we have a smilie for this situation

:iiasb:

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

IncredibleIgloo posted:

Glad we have a smilie for this situation

:iiasb:

Glad I learned about this smiley. Thank you IncredibleIgloo

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




https://twitter.com/_Cody1021_/status/1289014965790109696

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀


Where do they live that they still have splattered bugs to wash off? They disappeared from here years ago.

Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...




Slippery Tilde

Lobok posted:

Hm, I dunno. What kind of cheese?

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Easy Cheese, of course.
Gruyère

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jJkdRaa04g

Nastyman
Jul 11, 2007

There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away

Lobok posted:

Hm, I dunno. What kind of cheese?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Casu_marzu

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Picnic Princess posted:

Where do they live that they still have splattered bugs to wash off? They disappeared from here years ago.
Driving through Idaho to Yellowstone a year ago, especially IIRC on US20, there were so many loving bugs that the windshield washer didn't do poo poo and I had to constantly pull over at gas stations because it was becoming difficult to see when the sun hit the thin film of bug guts. It was crazy, I've never seen anything like this anywhere else.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Beachcomber
May 21, 2007

Another day in paradise.


Slippery Tilde

I'm not sure she has events in the correct order.

Piell
Sep 3, 2006

Grey Worm's Ken doll-like groin throbbed with the anticipatory pleasure that only a slightly warm and moist piece of lemoncake could offer


Young Orc

What do you expect when you bring in a Beast of Resplendent Liquid? (this is a joke for three people)

The Demilich
Apr 9, 2020

The First Rites of Men Were Mortuary, the First Altars Tombs.




More is these please I love them.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Saw that one on Facebook and no one knows where it's from, but someone in the comments had this:

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Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

She's smiling because she knows she's poised to inherit the earth

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