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for real tho that has to be parody
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The Tesla defenders have logged on too https://twitter.com/anakinsella/status/1290940689103163392 e: it's definitely real: 
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Aug 5, 2020 14:42
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RuBisCO posted:Apologies if this is a bit off topic, but this thread has done a great job of making me never want to get inside a Tesla. Elon Musk sucks eggs, so it works out. How long is your commute
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The grain silo actually flew... the mad men have done it https://twitter.com/SpaceX/status/1290854457136181248?s=20 A sneak peek into the future of Starship https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4d34j56ERU8 yunichel has issued a correction as of 15:32 on Aug 5, 2020 |
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wow an engineer discovered the concept of surface area
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Tesla isnt a space company they are a deepfake company
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Why did they put in overly complicated landing legs on it.
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tesla engineer discovering novel concept the square
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Aug 5, 2020 15:46
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They definitely already sell chocolate in other shapes then chips???
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also lol @ the chocolate chip isn't an engineered shape like that poo poo comes out like that by accident or something.
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Goodpancakes posted:They definitely already sell chocolate in other shapes then chips??? are you calling a tesla engineer - people who trained under the greatest mind of the 21st century - an idiot bitch? a fucker moron??? how dare you
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chocolate chip cookies fuckin own
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Giga Gaia posted:are you calling a tesla engineer - people who trained under the greatest mind of the 21st century - an idiot bitch? a fucker moron??? how dare you "there was simply no other way of extruding chocolate before now" - definitely a genius finally, at long last, we are no longer prisoner to the whims of this clearly accidental nozzle shape
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wait I thought Dandelion Chocolate was a fake google company they use on their Maps UI screenshots systemic racism at $30 a bag? is this a startup
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Is there a template for these or something? "No one thought it was possible to create *simple object* like this before? But I'm an engineer who worked for three months at *big company* and I did it. Click here to also find out my thoughts on ethnic minorities"
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infernal machines posted:"there was simply no other way of extruding chocolate before now" '1-24 of over 6,000 results for "chocolate molds"' thank you elon for making this possible ಥ﹏ಥ
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Cojawfee posted:Is there a template for these or something? "No one thought it was possible to create *simple object* like this before? But I'm an engineer who worked for three months at *big company* and I did it. Click here to also find out my thoughts on ethnic minorities" hmm i'm making 6 figgies for making web pages that control your cars windshield wipers, but i still have to buy $2.50 bags of chocolate chips like a plebe? if only there was a more expensive option i could blow my disposable income on
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Silicon valley can't stop inventing things that already exist.
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Testvan posted:Silicon valley can't stop inventing things that already exist. but worse, because we're all too drat smart to bother understanding why things are done the way they are infernal machines has issued a correction as of 17:00 on Aug 5, 2020 |
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infernal machines posted:but worse, because we're all too drat smart to bother understanding why things are done the way they are better yet, it's not even original ideas in a lot of cases like reusable rockets that land on their own was an idea already around vacuum train tubes, same thing but apparently nobody else was genius enough to make it work*
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Cojawfee posted:Why did they put in overly complicated landing legs on it. It looks like they just rotate straight out? If you're referring to the number of them, presumably its so any individual one can fail and it not matter.
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Karl Sharks posted:better yet, it's not even original ideas in a lot of cases tech people are huge rubes but it's understandable because they bought into fictional portrayals of the future where everyone has a flying car or hunger is solved via meal tablets or space colonization is a real thing. then after getting into the industry they're tasked with the cutting-edge job of developing a fart app for a car or tweaking a web page into tricking more people into entering their email address. that disconnect leads them to believe that, surely, somebody MUST be working on the big cool stuff, so in steps elon offering them the future they were promised and they fall all over themselves to idolize him
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Just-In-Timeberlake posted:How long is your commute My commute is about 25 km/30~50mins one way.
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RuBisCO posted:My commute is about 25 km/30~50mins one way. Get an e-bike instead.
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RuBisCO posted:My commute is about 25 km/30~50mins one way. yeah dude, the volt. 80km battery only range, plus it has the gas option if you need a road trip or whatever
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Use public transit.
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steinrokkan posted:Use public transit. some covid for your commute, sir?
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steinrokkan posted:Use public transit. Yeah I normally do, but covid would gently caress me right up and so long as I'm working, then welp. I live in Vancouver, so our constant rain would make an e-bike a miserable experience (I think, I don't really know). Plus going out to hikes and stuff farther away. Thanks for the replies, everyone.
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rain also makes a Tesla a miserable experience by the looks of things at least on a bike you're dressed for it!
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I mean, use a mask. The last thing needed is to get public transit cripled and defunded because of corona (and yes, there are definitely people waiting for an opportunity to do just that)
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RuBisCO posted:Yeah I normally do, but covid would gently caress me right up and so long as I'm working, then welp. Then get a used EV. They depreciate like hell because battery life, but for your use case it shouldn't matter too much.
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commando in tophat posted:This reads like The Onion, but I'm tempted to believe it is true Hackernews was trying to disrupt pants the other week so yeah it's probably true
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Karl Sharks posted:better yet, it's not even original ideas in a lot of cases Reading comments on Starlink articles will give you the distinct impression satellite internet currently does not exist.
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Just buy chips ahoy chunky call it a day.
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Nonsense posted:Just buy chips ahoy chunky call it a day. Only if they are chewy. 
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There's some beanbag ad I keep getting on instagram, "Designed by a Tesla engineer" That is the worst thing you can say to me to get me to buy some poo poo
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steinrokkan posted:I mean, use a mask. The last thing needed is to get public transit cripled and defunded because of corona (and yes, there are definitely people waiting for an opportunity to do just that) I get what you're saying and I generally agree. But if you're in a high risk category for COVID-19 a mask will do gently caress all for *prevention* unless you have N95 with a proper fit (and face shield and probably nitrile gloves for good prophylactic practice). I'm not willing to risk death or lifelong lung/vascular/cardiac issues for that. I'm very fortunate that I can work from home since I'm at very high risk according to my cardiologist. If I lost my job I'd have find another and public transport (bus, train, even air travel) will probably be a no-go a long time for me.
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RuBisCO posted:Yeah I normally do, but covid would gently caress me right up and so long as I'm working, then welp. there’s like a dozen Nissan leafs on Kijiji for under 20k in your area with sub 50k km on them
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