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facialimpediment posted:ATTACK AND DETHRONE GOD I see we're to the point in this year's campaign where Trump employs the "throw it up and see what sticks, no matter how mindless" phase.
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:Betcha that Trump honestly thinks the Onion's Diamond Joe stories were true. Never forget this is man who called to find out if Vince McMahon was okay after a RAW episode ended with his limo exploding
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Nick Soapdish posted:Never forget this is man who called to find out if Vince McMahon was okay after a RAW episode ended with his limo exploding trump really does ruin everything. That used to be a go-to gif in group chat and now whenever it gets used the trump call is referenced 
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Trump: not only would Joe Biden have ordered the crucifixion of Jesus, he would have defunded the brave Roman soldiers who did it immediately thereafter!
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CBJSprague24 posted:I see we're to the point in this year's campaign where Trump employs the "throw it up and see what sticks, no matter how mindless" phase. The best analysis I've seen is that Donnie can't think strategically, so he was just going to run a "react to whatever and live off the land" campaign based on what happens during said campaign. Then came COVID, so there's barely a campaign, not much is happening, and the campaign isn't really all that exciting. But, there are still grifters to pay and cable news hours to fill, so Donnie's photoshopping Biden into mailers and yelling about how Biden's going to ATTACK AND DETHRONE GOD or whatever. Biden's gaffes can't even really stick in the public mind when Donnie's yelling YO SEMITES on the daily. https://twitter.com/KevinMKruse/status/1291436917117026305?s=19 Their overall campaign message is basically "wat" Edit: incidentally since he was squinting so hard, he likely couldn't read the speech (that he didn't pre-read), thus the nonsense God stuff when he got lost facialimpediment fucked around with this message at 20:37 on Aug 6, 2020 |
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If Biden could dethrone God he would certainly get my vote. God can be a total dick.
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Fister Roboto posted:It's depressing that the people who have the best things to say about Biden are the Republicans The same applies to AOC.
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YO SEMITES https://twitter.com/therecount/status/1291460271404396545?s=19
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pantslesswithwolves posted:Trump: not only would Joe Biden have ordered the crucifixion of Jesus, he would have defunded the brave Roman soldiers who did it immediately thereafter! IIRC there's a serious school of Christian thought that the Romans weren't to be condemned for the Crucifixion because it needed to happen so Jesus could save everyone.
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Jesus Christ his skin is now the same color as a whole roast chicken.
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Is he giving that speech in the appliance section of a hardware store? What the hell is he standing in front of?
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:Jesus Christ his skin is now the same color as a whole roast chicken. 
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Leavemywife posted:Is he giving that speech in the appliance section of a hardware store? What the hell is he standing in front of?
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Leavemywife posted:Is he giving that speech in the appliance section of a hardware store? What the hell is he standing in front of? He's touring a washing machine factory and giving a campaign speech to a silent crowd of workers. He's complaining about dishwashers with no water and the energy-efficient bulbs turning him orange again.
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:IIRC there's a serious school of Christian thought that the Romans weren't to be condemned for the Crucifixion because it needed to happen so Jesus could save everyone. 
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We know that rehearsing or pre-reading speeches is a sign of weakness, as is taking back anything you might have blurted out or made up.
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I did a presentation in high school in which I had to say Prague, which I was aware is pronounced prahg, but as soon as I was in front of the close I pronounced it prAg. But I was also 15 and not the President of the United States.
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:IIRC there's a serious school of Christian thought that the Romans weren't to be condemned for the Crucifixion because it needed to happen so Jesus could save everyone. Jesus was a left-leaning guerilla chieftain, opposing a foreign occupation of his homeland. He was arrested and executed because he dared oppose the occupiers and their puppet state. The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was appropriating Jesus Of Nazareth as a conservative icon.
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:Jesus Christ his skin is now the same color as a whole roast chicken. The president looks delicious
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Milo and POTUS posted:The president looks delicious I know they're not doing regular bans right now, but I think an exception should be made for this statement.
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Current Event: Facebook has removed the dog buttholes post background after merely one glorious week and I've never hated the zuck more
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shame on an IGA posted:Current Event: Facebook has removed the dog buttholes post background after merely one glorious week and I've never hated the zuck more I think that actually may just be your medications kicking in.
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Speaking for Facebook, they just removed a bunch of Blacks for Trump and Q Anon posts from Epoch Times and a Romanian Troll farm. https://www.nbcnews.com/tech/tech-news/facebook-removes-troll-farm-posing-african-american-support-donald-trump-n1236056?cid=sm_npd_nn_fb_ma
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Donnie's testing systems are poo poo. https://twitter.com/GovMikeDeWine/status/1291548735772798977 https://twitter.com/maggieNYT/status/1291552176691716096 facialimpediment fucked around with this message at 02:52 on Aug 7, 2020 |
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The Executive Order is written like poo poo. I *think* it means that people can't deal with Tencent if it's in relation to WeChat. If it's dealing with Tencent for anything else, it's likely fine. But, that's vague as all gently caress. Buzzfeed disagrees with me: https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/jasonwells/trump-signs-tiktok-executive-order quote:The order also bans transactions with WeChat, a Chinese social networking app and its parent company Tencent, which has investments in American video game developer Epic Games, which makes Fortnite. https://twitter.com/dvcky_/status/1291553628751147009
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Hekk posted:I thought Republicans believed in the invisible hand and laissez-faire economics. Republicans believe in a very certain kind of economics. Nothing more, nothing less. gently caress you, got mine
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Hekk posted:I thought Republicans believed in the invisible hand and laissez-faire economics. Didn't tencent have a stake in Topgun 2?
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