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NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs
https://twitter.com/meghan_triplett/status/1291870226766848000?s=21

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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

That really sucks. I bet he thought her being an August birthday meant he'd never have to miss any of them

Ghost Dog
Aug 17, 2016

https://twitter.com/ManuLisaArt/status/1287813108765876224?s=19



manu jimboylen

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


Ja seems like a cool dude but a win is a poo poo birthday present.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004



Rick
Feb 23, 2004
When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

BWV posted:

Ja seems like a cool dude but a win is a poo poo birthday present.

What do you even get a 1 year old?

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

Toys and poo poo. One year olds know what toys are

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


nothing better than a toy from a happy meal discarded by john salmons

DeimosRising
Oct 17, 2005

¡Hola SEA!


They don’t know what birthdays are. I’d argue they don’t really know what toys are either, you can just give them a stick or a box or dog turd and they’ll be amped

Antifa Poltergeist
Jun 3, 2004

"We're not laughing with you, we're laughing at you"




I...what...it's perfect!

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

R.D. Mangles posted:

nothing better than a toy from a happy meal discarded by john salmons

Maneck
Sep 11, 2011
A first birthday is for the kid the same way funerals are for the dead.

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


Rick posted:

What do you even get a 1 year old?

Not really sure, or that you even need to, but I still feel like it should be something tangible

ideally a onesie with your dads number on it and the name gently caress

Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel
i already gave that little dipshit a year of life. he'd be a babe in the woods with out me

Strawberry Panda
Nov 4, 2007

Breakfast Defecting, Slow Dick Touching, Root Beer Barreling SwagVP
You get a one year old a picture of themselves and give it to them when they're in their 20s to post on the internet.

ChickenMedium
Sep 2, 2001
Forum Veteran And Professor Emeritus of Condiment Studies

Ecce Timeclock

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


R.D. Mangles posted:

nothing better than a toy from a happy meal discarded by john salmons

hahahahahaha

Ghost Dog
Aug 17, 2016


i want u to know u made a bunch of good posts in a row but i appreciate this one most cause it was a reply to me

de curry GOAT
Oct 23, 2005


Let’s fuckin go

bornbytheriver
Apr 23, 2010

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Rick posted:

What do you even get a 1 year old?

A smash cake and a toy

1 year olds like toys, Rick

e: This is a spoof of the "they're good dogs, Brent" tweet not trying to be a dick :shobon:

Intruder fucked around with this message at 02:12 on Aug 8, 2020

gloom
Feb 1, 2003
distracted from distraction by distraction
This is it, the absolute pinnacle of Boylenposting.

AggressivelyStupid
Jan 9, 2012


this guy would have played the 3 or 4 in wilts era

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=
"Morant gifts daughter much-needed Grizzlies win" is an extremely weird way to phrase this headline, ESPN

AggressivelyStupid
Jan 9, 2012

https://twitter.com/416Basketball/status/1291932923143303170 i remember, that was really good

Ghost Dog
Aug 17, 2016


i also remember this

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Labronto in Disneyland would be a very satisfying end to this season.

Os Furoris
Aug 19, 2002


Argentine chocolate.

Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

I want to go protest.
Nap Ghost

Is this a raptors fan trying to reconcile getting his/her asscheeks blown the gently caress out by the Celtics?

AggressivelyStupid
Jan 9, 2012

Salvor_Hardin posted:

Is this a raptors fan trying to reconcile getting his/her asscheeks blown the gently caress out by the Celtics?

yes and it rules

Bip Roberts posted:

Labronto in Disneyland would be a very satisfying end to this season.

lmao

Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel
drat did draymond retire

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Didn't see if it got posted, the Barkley cognitive test

https://twitter.com/NBAonTNT/status/1291606882423992320

Lockback
Sep 3, 2006

All days are nights to see till I see thee; and nights bright days when dreams do show me thee.

R.D. Mangles posted:

nothing better than a toy from a happy meal discarded by john salmons

Hahaha

thumper57
Feb 26, 2004

So... Anyone else think Raptors horrible play was due to departure of fairy godmother Pat McCaw turning everyone into pumpkins?

Katana_Warrior
Dec 25, 2009

thumper57 posted:

So... Anyone else think Raptors horrible play was due to departure of fairy godmother Pat McCaw turning everyone into pumpkins?

I think both teams must have been confused and thought it was a Boston home game

Shrimp or Shrimps
Feb 14, 2012


Katana_Warrior posted:

I think both teams must have been confused and thought it was a Boston home game

Wow you know I never considered that the bubble is probably the first time many players have played a Boston or Utah (and probably a few others as well I mean what the hell its the USA) home game and not heard a racial slur directed at them.

Chairchucker
Nov 14, 2006

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022




thumper57 posted:

So... Anyone else think Raptors horrible play was due to departure of fairy godmother Pat McCaw turning everyone into pumpkins?

Wait what happened

Strawberry Panda
Nov 4, 2007

Breakfast Defecting, Slow Dick Touching, Root Beer Barreling SwagVP

Chairchucker posted:

Wait what happened

McCaw left the bubble. He has a mass on his knee he's getting treatment for.

Redgrendel2001
Sep 1, 2006

you literally think a person saying their NBA team of choice being better than the fucking 76ers is a 'schtick'

a literal thing you think.

https://twitter.com/StephenCurry30/status/1291897435988439040?s=19

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Declan MacManus
Sep 1, 2011

damn i'm really in this bitch

draymond stays recruiting, good for him

michigan state tampering gang

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