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Jonny 290 posted:i have realized that i will never again stick my dick in another person and its liberating. i just buy guns and motorcycles and ham radios now. ignore your hormonal instincts realize the true gay flesh of the liter bike and the AR15 I don't disagree with you, but take a two month flier on this and think about it later. I'm the dumbest motherfucker imaginable and I'm not attractive at all and I've never run out of people who want to gently caress me. It's nice to have people in your life. Don't let a bad experience (lol yeah, I know what you're going to say to this) ruin your relationship with other human beings in the future. I've done a lot of dumb poo poo in my life, and I've always been picked up off the ground when I've figured things out again.
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MononcQc posted:American vacation policies are brutal hehhh
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This year aside, it's always pleasant to meet people and talk to people. It's what your brain is made for.
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Jonny 290 posted:i have realized that i will never again stick my dick in another person and its liberating. i just buy guns and motorcycles and ham radios now. ignore your hormonal instincts realize the true gay flesh of the liter bike and the AR15 wow you learned this without even forming babby and witnessing the body horror of birth o7
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:wow you learned this without even forming babby and witnessing the body horror of birth I have quoted your "watching your favorite restaurant burn down" statement IRL multiple times and people love the gently caress out of it
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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:Coronatime seems like a really bad time for dating or casual sex. from my experience everyone is lonely but everyone is also scared, so it kinda evens out.
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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:I have quoted your "watching your favorite restaurant burn down" statement IRL multiple times and people love the gently caress out of it i assumed that such a description would hit harder with new orleanian gluttons but it's nice to hear that it's more universal than that and yeah. dude. drat. it really can't be understated. like a toaster trying to eject too much purple play-doh
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i'm not saiyin don't help with the delivery, definitely do that it's real important but drat, don't look
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the other one i've heard is it's like watching "a wet saint bernard try to get in through the cat door"
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:the other one i've heard is it's like watching "a wet saint bernard try to get in through the cat door"
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Aug 9, 2020 11:40
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Methanar posted:
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:and yeah. dude. drat. it really can't be understated. like a toaster trying to eject too much purple play-doh H.P. Hovercraft posted:the other one i've heard is it's like watching "a wet saint bernard try to get in through the cat door" Lol
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It’s Sunday. You know what that means. Six hours of How It’s Made
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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:It’s Sunday. You know what that means. Six hours of How It’s Made hell yes.
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The electronic eye machine kicks out any nuts that have remnants of husk with a blast of air. *robot porn music*
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watched the one about crayons the other day. an absolute classic.
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don't watch any of the ones about industrial food production though "the butter is now flavored with 30 pounds of salt"
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i always wonder how often they clean the equipment. like there’s always flour everywhere and little bits of whatever they’re making in random places.
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echinopsis posted:are you ok definitely no
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haveblue posted:don't watch any of the ones about industrial food production though they had one about premade sandwiches, you know the really awful ones you'd find for sale in the shittiest gas station convenience stores. there was very little automation, almost all the work was done by people, and they were the most miserable looking people i've ever seen. it's not surprising, i'd look dead in the eyes, too if all i did was place a slice of processed cheesefood on to sandwiches for 8 hours a day. there was just something particularly bad about this specific segment. i suspect it may have been prison labor
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President Beep posted:watched the one about crayons the other day. an absolute classic. a classic mr rogers episode, too
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SO DEMANDING posted:they had one about premade sandwiches, you know the really awful ones you'd find for sale in the shittiest gas station convenience stores. there was very little automation, almost all the work was done by people, and they were the most miserable looking people i've ever seen. it's not surprising, i'd look dead in the eyes, too if all i did was place a slice of processed cheesefood on to sandwiches for 8 hours a day. there was just something particularly bad about this specific segment. I liked the poultry chicks episode until I realized that the males they sorted out were being tossed into a grinder.
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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:This year aside, it's always pleasant to meet people and talk to people. It's what your brain is made for. shocking large portions of your brain are mostly adapted for: - communicating with humans - estimating the trajectories of objects and then coordinating movements of your body with those trajectories my knowledge of neuroscience is somewhere between ted talk and pop science book on a scale from zero to neuroscientist doing proper stats, so this is probably wrong anyway if you don't move and talk to humans you're probably going to get all lovely. you might get lovely anyway but doing those things can't hurt.
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I bitch a lot about other people but I genuinely enjoy meeting and talking to people and the people I bitch about might be 10% of those I meet. Still too much, but we'll see what the future brings.
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DuckConference posted:shocking large portions of your brain are mostly adapted for: that checks out. when we as a civilization stopped needing to throw spears and shoot bows at poo poo in order to be able to eat every night we started tossing stuff at each other and catching while running around so our brains could still throw spears and shoot bows at poo poo if we needed to. gridiron football is just mock hunting with points and traumatic brain injury
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Kazinsal posted:gridiron football is just mock hunting with points and traumatic brain injury still an improvement over trying to tackle a large game animal
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haveblue posted:still an improvement over trying to tackle a large game animal depends. whats the difference between a neanderthal who spends 6h a day throwing sticks at antelope and a browns running back? the neanderthal occasionally feeds a family of four
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Jonny 290 posted:depends. 
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Jonny 290 posted:depends. i first heard this joke when i was like 12 but it was the difference between a pizza and a black man and even as a 12 year old in the 90s it made me feel bad. i get that it is a joke about the cleveland browns but the demographics of the NFL and my awareness of the original joke make this version uncomfortable to me.
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Sagebrush posted:my awareness of the original joke make this version uncomfortable to me. same
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One of my things is stealing old racist jokes, making them not racist, and keeping the initial humor going. i do the one with food stamps and work boots too, but i don't make it about food stamps, work boots, or mexicans
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the first time i heard the "family of four" joke it was about bass players anyways
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Jonny 290 posted:One of my things is stealing old racist jokes, making them not racist, and keeping the initial humor going. I still appreciated the joke
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Jonny 290 posted:the first time i heard the "family of four" joke it was about bass players anyways lol this is perfect
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echinopsis posted:are you ok no one is
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my cousins bride is demanding the wedding happen this week. sent out a 'you dont have to wear a mask if you dont want to  ' super cool
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I scheduled a big meeting with like 12 people on tuesday, or wednesday cant remember, to go over as a group my runbook of steps for how I'm going carry out a non trivial migration. It's all scripted out with exact commands to be copy and pasted in order the day of the cutover. I've already ran it through with somebody else on my team - its a well-understood procedure even if its ridiculously widely scoped and potentially impacting. Feeling a lot of dread for this meeting now. Didn't think much about it until just now when I looked at the clock and saw that its somehow 8pm on a sunday.
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