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Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

It's literally funny to me how caremad you are. It's funny because I don't care at all, because of how cool and relaxed I am. Unlike you, who is full of care and mad about it :smuggo:

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# ? Aug 9, 2020 06:24

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 17:06

MY INEVITABLE DEBT: I am lonely and spend most of my time on 4Chan talking about the superiority of BBC porn.

i'm not mad, im actually laughing, that's the extent to which i care. because it's funny to me, how you're mad and im not. this? this is something I don't feel strongly about at all. you on the other hand, have some pretty intense emotions about it.

that makes me laugh.

# ? Aug 9, 2020 06:55

Khanstant

easy for you not to care... fucker was cracking *my* corn!!

# ? Aug 9, 2020 07:03

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

MY INEVITABLE DEBT posted:

i'm not mad, im actually laughing, that's the extent to which i care. because it's funny to me, how you're mad and im not. this? this is something I don't feel strongly about at all. you on the other hand, have some pretty intense emotions about it.

that makes me laugh.

The amount you care is evidenced by the amount you post. While you were careposting I was out having fun with my girlfriend and all of my many friends and not thinking about you at all. I'd lol at you if I even could muster enough emotion to care, which I cannot and will not do.

# ? Aug 9, 2020 07:51

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

Khanstant posted:

easy for you not to care... fucker was cracking *my* corn!!

QQ more Cornstant

# ? Aug 9, 2020 07:52

Musluk

By just postin g in this thread you show the world how caremad you're are.

You fool. You patethic (sic) absolute buffoon unlike me who's exhuding an aura of chillness which is also helping with the air conditioning, which you do not have

now excuse me, me and my canadian girlfriend are going to the movies

movies you wouldn't know

Vanisheerrrrrr!!!

# ? Aug 9, 2020 08:09

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

Musluk posted:

By just postin g in this thread you show the world how caremad you're are.

You fool. You patethic (sic) absolute buffoon unlike me who's exhuding an aura of chillness which is also helping with the air conditioning, which you do not have

now excuse me, me and my canadian girlfriend are going to the movies

movies you wouldn't know

It's pathetic just how much you care. If I gave it any thought (which I don't) I would genuinely be astounded by the amount of care and mad you have about this.

The less I care, the more caremad you are and it is so entertaining to me.

Keep caring, careboy :rackem:

# ? Aug 9, 2020 08:31

Musluk

Chewbecca posted:

It's pathetic just how much you care.

you care so much you keep quoting me

Chewbecca posted:

If I gave it any thought

but we all know your're incapable of thought

*post goes on for 2 pages with multiple quotes, multiple table breaks*

care much? heh gottem

*a reaction gif stolen from tumblr*

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Vanisheerrrrrr!!!

# ? Aug 9, 2020 10:30

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

Musluk posted:

you care so much you keep quoting me

but we all know your're incapable of thought

*post goes on for 2 pages with multiple quotes, multiple table breaks*

care much? heh gottem

*a reaction gif stolen from tumblr*

(USER NEEDS TO FOR THIS POST)

Okay given this little display of care you've just gifted us all with, I'm going to take time out of my full time occupation of not caring to let you know how that your irony has slipped and your care is hanging out on full display.

Me on the other hand? Could. Not. Care. Less. Subzero levels of care. I'm just chilling, unlike you lol.

Chewbecca fucked around with this message at 17:33 on Aug 9, 2020

# ? Aug 9, 2020 10:41

Macnult

Haha actually dude I only type several walls of text when I don't care and am not mad at all. I'm so relaxed right now that I could ty[pe up an entire novel that's how little I care

# ? Aug 9, 2020 17:29

barnold: what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

Khanstant posted:

easy for you not to care... fucker was cracking *my* corn!!

# ? Aug 9, 2020 17:44

Evil Bob: 've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be GBS.

It doesn�t even bring me joy to see how mad you are and how much you care that I care about it. That is how little I care as you obsess over every post of mine. While I was out in the real world, drinking adult beverages and enjoying merriment, I did not once think of how hard you were caring about each word I write.

I am just relaxing, not a care in the world, but you cannot seem to get over how mad you are, and how little I care about it.

# ? Aug 9, 2020 18:29

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

I hadn't logged in for a while (too busy, you know, being an adult) and I come back to see you've spilled your care all over this thread. What makes this even funnier to me is that the the amount you care (a lot) is inversely proportional to the amount I care (not at all)

In short: settle down, the adults are talking. Join us at the grown ups table when you've got a hold of yourself

# ? Aug 10, 2020 03:18

Pissed Ape Sexist

I am unironically mad and want the OP to tell me why. Please help me name this demon within me. What HAPPENED

# ? Aug 10, 2020 03:45

Riotgrrill

caremad about fyad

slam poetry~

# ? Aug 10, 2020 04:29

Evil Bob: 've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be GBS.

I just thought I would stop by. Have you been here this entire time fuming about the things I have said? While I myself have been feeling the breeze upon my skin and watching the sun set without a care in the world?

You are so mad about things that do not matter, while I am happy, and thinking pleasant thoughts (zero of which pertain to you.)

I can�t believe how much you continue to care, meanwhile I will be sleeping peaceful dreams (you will not be in them)

# ? Aug 10, 2020 06:27

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

I am VERY caremad and I am going to CRY about it. Maybe even yell.

# ? Aug 10, 2020 08:56

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

Lol at you trying to deflect your caremad status with irony. Rolling with the punches are we? This isn't my first rodeo pal, and I can sense your caremad-ness, even under the ten layers of poorly constructed irony.

You're embarrassing yourself, and if I was at all invested then I'd be embarrassed for you.

Do you think this is posting? Cos pal, this is posting

Chewbecca fucked around with this message at 13:41 on Aug 11, 2020

# ? Aug 11, 2020 12:41

Dip Viscous

*calm hitlers at mobile goalposts in bad faith, ironically, while asking questions*

*wakes up 3 minutes later with mild concussion*

"goalposts are made of metal, folks"

# ? Aug 11, 2020 13:08

watho: The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

im mad about caring and i care about getting mad

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# ? Aug 11, 2020 13:17

Macnult

mad �cause i care
trolling �cause i�m concerned

# ? Aug 11, 2020 15:45

Evil Bob: 've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be GBS.

You can dish it as well as you can take it can you? Well here is the truth, you can't take it. While I simply shrug off your infantile attempts to make me mad, I can see it is only causing you to care more.

Don't you see that I am just posting to have fun? I wish you wouldn't waste your time being so caremad about what I think of you, but I know for you this is an impossible request.

Why don't you take a walk to cool off and grab a soda, you certainly need it. Posting will be here when you get back, but I may not be because I have other things to devote my care and attention to.

# ? Aug 11, 2020 15:50

watho: The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

don�t make me caremad you wouldn�t like me when i�m caremad

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# ? Aug 11, 2020 16:18

google THIS

Ha ha, look at you plebs, being concerned about things, having empathy, and in general not being guided by pervasive and callous detachment. I was once like you, when I was younger and less mature. Thankfully, my intelligence won out over my baser emotions, and if I could still feel sadness as anything more than a tingle at the periphery of my self-imposed numbness I would feel it for you, because your intelligence is likely insufficient to achieve the same.

# ? Aug 11, 2020 17:54

Slush Garbo: FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK

yes these are tears; tears of joy from laughing so much at how you think i care, and am mad

# ? Aug 11, 2020 17:56

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

this thread pissed me off big time OP

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# ? Aug 11, 2020 18:08

Musluk

Man, I hoped you'd, y'know, take the hint after getting probated a few times but you just can't stop, can you? You have to come back and show how caremad you are itt (in this thread) while I was Doing Important poo poo� with my life, of which you have none.

My advice to you kiddo, stay mad lol

you'll never learn and you will come back crawling and on that day I will utter the seven true words that will completely destroy you

*chills the gently caress out*

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Vanisheerrrrrr!!!

# ? Aug 11, 2020 18:31

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

prepuce repurposed posted:

this thread pissed me off big time OP

Same. Im going to tell my mom and get everyone in this thread in trouble.

# ? Aug 11, 2020 19:24

nut

just dropping in to say I don�t care at all ok bye not reading the thread anymore

# ? Aug 11, 2020 20:02

Jinh

nut posted:

just dropping in to say I don’t care at all ok bye not reading the thread anymore

A posting superstar leaving us is not a problem for me, I don't care about it even a little. I don't give a heck

# ? Aug 11, 2020 20:27

Pahilla the Hun: Thinking about making a post

Think about it, make a post

*CAREMAD STARE*

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# ? Aug 11, 2020 20:30

watho: The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

My father was a drinker, and a fiend. And one night, he goes off crazier than usual. Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself. He doesn't like that. Not. One. Bit. So, me watching, he takes the knife to her, laughing while he does it. He turns to me, and he says, "Why so caremad?" He comes at me with the knife. "Why so CAREMAD?!"

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thank u vanisher for the sig
and thank u nesamdoom for the good loops

# ? Aug 11, 2020 21:20

Trying

"sealing in the juices" is pure quackery, caremadelising simply enhances the flavour

# ? Aug 11, 2020 21:27

Lil Swamp Booger Baby

I'm mad, but only because I could never Crank That Soulja Boy as hard as I wanted, to this day I will never possess his Pretty Boy Swag, no matter how much I have my Speakers Going Hammer, I just need some Yobber to Kiss Me Thru the Phone to let me know it's going to be okay, that maybe one day I'll be able to Turn My Swag On. I just wish God would Stop Playing With Me, he is a cruel lover, he just looks at me like I'm nothing but Booty Meat, just nothing a but a Donk, it just makes me want to fall to my knees and screaming Yahhh! at the sky, at the indignity of it all.

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# ? Aug 11, 2020 22:25