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Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

Shinku ABOOKEN posted:

fall guys is literally the interactive ad games you get on lovely iphone games

like this poo poo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwWcwkCV9ZY
my god thank you

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Jenny Agutter
Mar 18, 2009

paper beast is sublime

Cybernetic Vermin
Apr 18, 2005

fall guys is just the netflix effect finally happening to console subscriptions, getting launched by the network effect of having everyone grab it off ps plus to have the gamer equivalent of water cooler talk.

TimWinter
Mar 30, 2015

https://timsthebomb.com

Shinku ABOOKEN posted:

fall guys is literally the interactive ad games you get on lovely iphone games

like this poo poo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwWcwkCV9ZY

Why is this an hour long?!

HAIL eSATA-n
Apr 7, 2007


i want to play warcraft 3 with some friends and apparently blizzard hosed it all up with some terrible reskin and now i can't play it without buying 'reign of chaos' when previously 'the frozen throne' worked just fuckin fine

what i'm saying is gently caress blizzard and also if anyone has a 'reign of chaos' key i can plug into bnet i'd appreciate it thanks adn bless

Workaday Wizard
Oct 23, 2009

by Pragmatica

TimWinter posted:

Why is this an hour long?!

no joking these channels make a poo poo ton of money out of toddlers with ipads

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


Shinku ABOOKEN posted:

no joking these channels make a poo poo ton of money out of toddlers with ipads

feeling pretty attacked rn

Fuzzy Mammal
Aug 15, 2001

Lipstick Apathy

HAIL eSATA-n posted:

i want to play warcraft 3 with some friends and apparently blizzard hosed it all up with some terrible reskin and now i can't play it without buying 'reign of chaos' when previously 'the frozen throne' worked just fuckin fine

what i'm saying is gently caress blizzard and also if anyone has a 'reign of chaos' key i can plug into bnet i'd appreciate it thanks adn bless

they really hosed it all up. and people are excited for the rerelease of diablo 2 for some reason.

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

Fuzzy Mammal posted:

they really hosed it all up. and people are excited for the rerelease of diablo 2 for some reason.

there was something magical about diablo 2. i think for me it was the first game wher i could smash an imp and have a chance at getting a really good item upgrade out of it. i don't think it could have the same effect, now that there are 9000 diablo knock-offs. one time my little brother's barbarian got a unique maul called "bonesnap" after a boss fight, and after that we played co-op and he went around beating the living poo poo out of everything. that was cool.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Someone stole my copy of Diablo 2 so I've never even beaten it :(

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

I really liked diablo 2, only playing it single-player at a single-player pace, and then i went over to my friend's house and he was like "wanna watch me play diablo" and i was like "uh not really but okay" and he went online with his max level character and started farming loot for an hour and it just completely took the magic out of the game.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

People who play on-line multi-player games are all sociopaths.

Unless it's co-op.

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually
both path of exile and grim dawn are pretty good evolved clones of d2 (i prefer gd, but its hard to beat the price of poe)

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

My only Diablo-like was Titan Quest, which was really an entertaining singleplayer play-through but drat it was a long slog (Steam has me at 42hrs but some of that was newgame+ futzing); I wish it had included a hidden counter of every mouseclick you made in-game, I bet it took a significant percentage of my mouse button life.

Idk if I'd pay the full asking for it but if you dig on Diabolo clones put this on your ITAD watchlist: https://isthereanydeal.com/game/titanquestanniversaryedition/info/

fake edit: fanatical has a key for a decent price right now:

https://www.fanatical.com/en/game/titan-quest-anniversary-edition

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


FMguru posted:

both path of exile and grim dawn are pretty good evolved clones of d2 (i prefer gd, but its hard to beat the price of poe)

i really like path of exile and did a couple of the seasons last year (I think... Delve, bestiary and some atlas thing) but it got so difficult to keep track of all the mechanics that I burned out.

abigserve
Sep 13, 2009

this is a better avatar than what I had before
Path of exile has all the hallmarks of arpgs I don't like and none of the ones I do like

Pile Of Garbage
May 28, 2007



been playing No Man's Sky for the last couple of months. guess what: it's good now! tbh i never played it at launch and missed all the drama but drat they've come a long fuckin way and delivered on a lot of poo poo

Workaday Wizard
Oct 23, 2009

by Pragmatica
every time i pick up my switch to play any other game some mysterious force makes me play tetris 99 instead until my hands cramp

i think my switch is haunted

Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001




fall guys is fun and wholesome and if you have a PS4 and PS+ it’s free right now go get it and play it

plus the soundtrack slaps

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


had a weird bug in fall guys where my dude was stuck on grab mode, even after remapping both keyboard and controller buttons for it. haven’t tried playing again since quitting over it last time

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


radium

Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001




Shinku ABOOKEN posted:

every time i pick up my switch to play any other game some mysterious force makes me play tetris 99 instead until my hands cramp

i think my switch is haunted

there is a Tetris Royale game (just called “Tetris”) that combines Tetris99 with an HQ-trivia-esque setup and it’s actually really good. it’s by N3TWORK and on the iOS and Android app stores

it’s just straight Tetris, last man standing, no sending bricks or stuff like that.

https://apps.apple.com/us/app/tetris/id1491074310

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.n3twork.tetris

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
i’m at the point in the superhot expansion where you start seeing unkillable dudes and i think i might just hang up the spurs and move on. fun while it lasted and it was free since i bought the main game so, w/e

Breakfast All Day
Oct 21, 2004

diablo 2 is still fun if you get one of the total conversions so there's more interesting drops and play it single player or with friends who arent going to farm/cheat in overpowered items. like most of these things the magic is in finding stuff that feels powerful to you and not trying to minmax versus 7 billion people

path of exile is one of those games that feels like it was specifically designed to prove to you that you don't actually want what you think you want. if you asked me what id want in diablo 2 successor instead of diablo 3, id probably describe poe, but it is so loving bland. i think i have 60 hours in it and can not remember a single second

titan quest had a fun setting, but again i cant remember poo poo from it other than it felt too slow for an arpg

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

i liked titan quest a lot cause you could do the dual specializations, so you could be a fire warrior or a shield druid or a lightning necromancer and a bunch of other combinations

Achmed Jones
Oct 16, 2004



are there still dumb robots that attack you in no mans sky?I kinda wanna just putz around in space and mining on planets and not engage with the combat mechanics because they are bad. alternate question: is combat non-terrible now?

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
I tried fall guys but pretty quickly realized I wasn't actually having any fun with it, it's too chaotic and random

Achmed Jones posted:

are there still dumb robots that attack you in no mans sky?I kinda wanna just putz around in space and mining on planets and not engage with the combat mechanics because they are bad. alternate question: is combat non-terrible now?

there are still dumb robots but combat has been slightly improved recently

the new derelict freighters are cool

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

haveblue posted:

I tried fall guys but pretty quickly realized I wasn't actually having any fun with it, it's too chaotic and random
it’s mmo and it’s a platform racer with physics, it doesn’t really have much else going for it in terms of interesting gameplay mechanics/loops. that’s enough for some but for me it’s just going in the pile of “maybe play with my kid in a couple years” games

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



Pile Of Garbage posted:

been playing No Man's Sky for the last couple of months. guess what: it's good now! tbh i never played it at launch and missed all the drama but drat they've come a long fuckin way and delivered on a lot of poo poo

its the only game ive done a full perma play through on and it keeps getting better

Achmed Jones posted:

are there still dumb robots that attack you in no mans sky?I kinda wanna just putz around in space and mining on planets and not engage with the combat mechanics because they are bad. alternate question: is combat non-terrible now?

they did just tweak combat but yeah, the sentinels are still there. theres a creative mode i think, now, but ive never tried it and instead i stick to lush planets

theres a network of explorers that have a few of those mapped out and they are packed with elaborate bases: https://nomanssky.gamepedia.com/Galactic_Hub_Project

on those worlds you can build with no sentinels, lots of resources, and idyllic weather. i built a cabana lake space dock by a crashed and partially submerged freighter, for example

im in this system on eniwa which is super mellow:
https://nomanssky.gamepedia.com/HUB10-6A_Icarus_Sun

haveblue posted:

the new derelict freighters are cool

yeah! ive only done a few but theyre good and eerie and make a nice change of pace from the weekly community missions and base building

Agile Vector fucked around with this message at 17:21 on Aug 12, 2020

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually

Powerful Two-Hander posted:

i really like path of exile and did a couple of the seasons last year (I think... Delve, bestiary and some atlas thing) but it got so difficult to keep track of all the mechanics that I burned out.
thats my beef with the game - to really get into it you have to master that giant sprawling skill web (which gets rearranged every few months) and i was just not interested enough to put in that kind of effort beyond a certain point

i did like the lack of gold (monsters drop crafting components instead) and that way that some of your equipment leveled up with you

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

FMguru posted:

thats my beef with the game - to really get into it you have to master that giant sprawling skill web (which gets rearranged every few months) and i was just not interested enough to put in that kind of effort beyond a certain point

i did like the lack of gold (monsters drop crafting components instead) and that way that some of your equipment leveled up with you

grim dawn is cool cause it just has the linear skill tree thing, but then there's also the astrology shrine stuff where you can go hog wilde

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually

Roosevelt posted:

grim dawn is cool cause it just has the linear skill tree thing, but then there's also the astrology shrine stuff where you can go hog wilde
gd has a lot of quality-of-life improvements and is my favorite d2clone

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

i reinstalled escape velocity nova (found out how to get it working in high res on win10) and am having a blast trading bioweapons to the aurorans with a stolen pegasus for 1.2 million credits a run

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

Sagebrush posted:

i reinstalled escape velocity nova (found out how to get it working in high res on win10) and am having a blast trading bioweapons to the aurorans with a stolen pegasus for 1.2 million credits a run

check out Endless Sky, it's good

toiletbrush
May 17, 2010

Sagebrush posted:

i reinstalled escape velocity nova (found out how to get it working in high res on win10) and am having a blast trading bioweapons to the aurorans with a stolen pegasus for 1.2 million credits a run
is that guy still remaking it? he posted on Ars a while ago but it's all gone quiet :(

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
the pirate carrier in ev:nova is really really good if you get into it and refuckulate cargo space and poo poo

if you have a configured pirate carrier you can raid entire planets it owns

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
get a pirate starbridge and refuckulate it, and you can fly circles around anything else and then board it and take it over and sell it

I love playing space

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

i loved the escape velocity games and, like subnautica, i wish i could go back and play them for the first time again because now i know everything about them and they're easy. still fun, but hard to find a challenge.

like in nova all you do is:

1. haul luxury goods from europa to earth a dozen times until you have like 50k
2. hire 5 cargo drones, repeat until you have about 150k
3. release the cargo drones, hire the cheapest most busted-rear end terrapin, switch to trading medical goods and luxury goods between earth and new ireland
4. continue hiring terrapins and running that loop until you have like a million bucks (20 minutes)
5. release all the terrapins, buy a valkyrie or starbridge, load it up with marine platoons, hire a couple of fighter escorts
6. go into an uninhabited system on a trade route and wait for an un-escorted leviathan to come by, then capture it as escort (pegasus works too)
7. go back to doing the earth/new ireland run with your giant new ship (you will now have to pay a 4000 credit bribe to land on earth but lol)
8. make 100 million credits in about another 20 minutes
9. congration you are 1 hour into the game and can buy everything and missions have no meaning

still fun though.

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

Sagebrush posted:

i loved the escape velocity games and, like subnautica, i wish i could go back and play them for the first time again because now i know everything about them and they're easy. still fun, but hard to find a challenge.

like in nova all you do is:

1. haul luxury goods from europa to earth a dozen times until you have like 50k
2. hire 5 cargo drones, repeat until you have about 150k
3. release the cargo drones, hire the cheapest most busted-rear end terrapin, switch to trading medical goods and luxury goods between earth and new ireland
4. continue hiring terrapins and running that loop until you have like a million bucks (20 minutes)
5. release all the terrapins, buy a valkyrie or starbridge, load it up with marine platoons, hire a couple of fighter escorts
6. go into an uninhabited system on a trade route and wait for an un-escorted leviathan to come by, then capture it as escort (pegasus works too)
7. go back to doing the earth/new ireland run with your giant new ship (you will now have to pay a 4000 credit bribe to land on earth but lol)
8. make 100 million credits in about another 20 minutes
9. congration you are 1 hour into the game and can buy everything and missions have no meaning

still fun though.

it's an open world game like morrowind so you make your own fun

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Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

reminds me a lot of Uplink in that sense. if you buy a level 4 log deleter and the stuff required to hack banks before you do the one "trace a large transaction" unique mission, you can trace the transaction and then just steal all the money that was transferred and erase your tracks and oop look i now haveenough money to buy every single computer and software upgrade in the first 30 minutes of the game. welp

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