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# ? Aug 12, 2020 19:38

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# ? May 7, 2024 22:17

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Chewbecca posted:

My grandmother died of the gush, and I'll thank you not to make fun of this serious medical issue

# ? Aug 12, 2020 21:08

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

There's a remote but real possibility that a booty quake could trigger a dangerous booty tsunami

# ? Aug 12, 2020 22:20

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

watho posted:

my pussy has me flying around like the hover nozzle in super mario sunshine

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
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# ? Aug 13, 2020 00:11

magic cactus: We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.

Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

Thanks to Saoshyant for the amazing spring '23 sig!

# ? Aug 13, 2020 00:39

wearing a lampshade

Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

# ? Aug 13, 2020 00:40

deep dish peat moss

yeah I got that WAP

wasted-rear end potential

# ? Aug 13, 2020 02:47

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

The Commander of the Guantanamo Bay detainment center opened the sealed missive from his superiors regarding the updated policies concerning interrogating detainees, grimly.

This new guideline certainly explained the arrival of the newest guest to the center earlier this morning.

"Show Ms. Cardi B to her new quarters, she will be assisting us in our new program," he said, to one of his subordinates.

The Commander smiled, an evil gleam in his eye indicating his approval of the new tactics that will very soon be employed at the controversial facility.

Waterboarding at Guantanamo will never be the same...

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
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# ? Aug 13, 2020 03:02

Slush Garbo: FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK

Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

# ? Aug 13, 2020 04:59

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

I've tried to listen 2 this song twice this week. Never could do the whole song.

that young lady uses a lot of words not found in my NIV bible

spring sigs by nesamdoom and Ravenous Scoot

# ? Aug 13, 2020 05:35

Stunt_enby: by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

prepuce repurposed posted:

I've tried to listen 2 this song twice this week. Never could do the whole song.

that young lady uses a lot of words not found in my NIV bible

as long as you hear megan the stallion's verse you're good

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# ? Aug 13, 2020 09:45

blaise rascal: "Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Pearl...."

As noted by a prominent mtg youtuber, the following card represents the correct way to touch a wap

ty vanisher, ty khanstant

# ? Aug 13, 2020 14:12

Escape From Noise

Calling up Benny Shaps to collaborate on a very appropriate response to WAP called BDP (Bone Dry P-word)

Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig

# ? Aug 13, 2020 14:33

google THIS

(looking out the window and noticing the grass is getting a little brown)

Dear, why don't you practice your ballet outside today?

# ? Aug 13, 2020 17:26

watho: The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BigClutteredJoey-mobile.mp4
thank u vanisher for the sig
and thank u nesamdoom for the good loops

# ? Aug 13, 2020 19:36

blaise rascal: "Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Pearl...."

Khanstant posted:

youtube cardinals stand in their ceremonial garb, concerned, watching a monitor. sweat drips down their foreheads and some prostrate themselves to god begging for guidance, wisdom

cut to outside google HQ, a crowd seems to look at the sky above the building in anticipation

no -- they are looking for a sign and they have just gotten it! white smoke billows out of the HQ, white doves fly out of the windows! an answer!

yes to full bouncing naked buttocks, yes to swinging whole tiddies, but NAY to saying the w, a, or p words!

still lolli9ng at this

ty vanisher, ty khanstant

# ? Aug 13, 2020 20:18

awkwerd paws: weezy kiss baby on the lips in the rap city basement

me wondering what pardison fontains pussy like [the nodding and pointimg emoji]

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