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Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Nottherealaborn posted:

They operate at a loss, meaning for every ride they give, they lose more money. Due to the shutdown, they are providing less rides and thus losing less money.

:thejoke:

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rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

Nottherealaborn posted:

They operate at a loss, meaning for every ride they give, they lose more money. Due to the shutdown, they are providing less rides and thus losing less money.

More specifically, several different companies arrived at the operate at a loss to price out all of your competition stage of creating a monopoly and it isn't going very well because they all have billions of dollars of other people's money to piss away.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

rodbeard posted:

More specifically, several different companies arrived at the operate at a loss to price out all of your competition stage of creating a monopoly and it isn't going very well because they all have billions of dollars of other people's money to piss away.

It's not going as well as they want but it's still destroying workers rights. That is truly the goal of it all and why they have said billions.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Nottherealaborn posted:

They operate at a loss, meaning for every ride they give, they lose more money. Due to the shutdown, they are providing less rides and thus losing less money.

Capitalism is the most efficient method of distributing goods and services..

Nottherealaborn
Nov 12, 2012

Seemed like a genuine question...and still not understanding the joke I guess :shrug:

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Nottherealaborn posted:

Seemed like a genuine question...and still not understanding the joke I guess :shrug:

The usual joke is "we lose on every transaction, but we make up for it in volume!" So this is the inverse of that joke.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

I got the joke

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

Skwirl posted:

Capitalism is the most efficient method of distributing goods and services..

There has to be a way to convince the rich that you're setting up some sort of scheme to destroy workers rights and crush unions, and trick them into accidentally providing affordable public transit.

Like make a company and be like "yeah, it's just like Musks' stupid loving car tube thing, but it can carry 100x the people, we're going to beat him to market, and charge nothing for the service until.he's out of business"

Then like 15 years later, after there's a subway in every major city you're like "oops, I lost all your money, guess we'll have to go bankrupt and cede all our assets to local governments"

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

zoux posted:

I got the joke

Thank you for your support in these trying times.

Vanadium
Jan 8, 2005

I've never been able to figure this out, so, if I really hate ride-sharing apps and want them to fail, should I boycott them or use them as much as possible?

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Vanadium posted:

I've never been able to figure this out, so, if I really hate ride-sharing apps and want them to fail, should I boycott them or use them as much as possible?

I would say use a taxi when you can, and no one will judge you when uber or lyft is cheaper or easier.

Edit: whatever you use, tip in cash.

greazeball
Feb 4, 2003



Nottherealaborn posted:

They operate at a loss, meaning for every ride they give, they lose more money. Due to the shutdown, they are providing less rides and thus losing less money.

please, they prefer "reducing negative gross profit"

DiabloStarCraft
Oct 12, 2006

What is there in this world that makes living worthwhile?"

CATS. CATS ARE NICE
🐱🐱🐱💀🐱🐱🐱

Vanadium posted:

I've never been able to figure this out, so, if I really hate ride-sharing apps and want them to fail, should I boycott them or use them as much as possible?

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Kenning
Jan 11, 2009

I really want to post goatse. Instead I only have these🍄.



rodbeard posted:

More specifically, several different companies arrived at the operate at a loss to price out all of your competition stage of creating a monopoly and it isn't going very well because they all have billions of dollars of other people's money to piss away.

In their defense, they also innovated the concept of "what if we just don't follow any of the laws?" While some might say, "This is just the Al Capone business strategy," the remarkable innovation is that while this strategy almost always makes money, they've managed to still be wildly unprofitable in spite of it.

Rolo
Nov 16, 2005

Hmm, what have we here?
https://mobile.twitter.com/Mel_Ankoly/status/1293748662204416000

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/mtsw/status/1293779022824972289

https://twitter.com/mattyglesias/status/1293754253471887363

Moon Slayer
Jun 19, 2007

https://twitter.com/daveweigel/status/1293897932589146113

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://mobile.twitter.com/joshgondelman/status/1293893542599892993

https://mobile.twitter.com/espn/status/1293701530793672705

👑 👑 👑

zoux has a new favorite as of 14:45 on Aug 13, 2020

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/bader_diedrich/status/1293759892637982720

Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE
https://twitter.com/JeffisTallguy/status/1293909763953057795?s=19

Flint_Paper
Jun 7, 2004

This isn't cool at all Looshkin! These are dark forces you're titting about with!

Pfft. I did that with Avril Lavigne's Girlfriend years ago. A far superior song.

Edit: I'm not bitter in the slightest, obviously, but from a ~craftsmanship~ point, going through all that effort and then just giving away the song in question in your "read back from here" tweet is a real wasted opportunity. It legit feels like Tony Hawk doing some sort of sick skating business only to end up landing slap drat on his chin and saying "butts".

Flint_Paper has a new favorite as of 18:40 on Aug 13, 2020

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005


I would sooner kill myself than have to scroll through 126 tweets.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

This poo poo is only clever if you don't call attention to it yourself

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


Oh boy the opportunity to read Beatles lyrics one word at a time!

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug

Tony Hawk is one of the few celebrities where, when I see them trending, the reaction is always"incoming :3:" instead of "oh god what did they do"

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

Ugly In The Morning posted:

Tony Hawk is one of the few celebrities where, when I see them trending, the reaction is always"incoming :3:" instead of "oh god what did they do"

Same but Keanu.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://mobile.twitter.com/AthertonKD/status/1293969165015973889

I'm going to tactically castrate myself: for clout!

Killingyouguy!
Sep 8, 2014

zoux posted:

https://mobile.twitter.com/AthertonKD/status/1293969165015973889

I'm going to tactically castrate myself: for clout!

My goodness that final quote in the article is a good one

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/raxkingisdead/status/1293944671446720515?s=21

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.

zoux posted:

https://mobile.twitter.com/AthertonKD/status/1293969165015973889

I'm going to tactically castrate myself: for clout!

:getin:

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
https://twitter.com/OregonProgress/status/1293980005001641984?s=20

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/dpteran/status/1293947261580443649

https://twitter.com/baby5donquixote/status/1293232095968468992

https://twitter.com/lovesyourguts/status/1293945482956410885

https://twitter.com/emisemurio/status/1293763967928721409

https://twitter.com/vesaldi/status/1293746829839020032

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


zoux posted:

https://mobile.twitter.com/AthertonKD/status/1293969165015973889

I'm going to tactically castrate myself: for clout!

someone rework that "fascists follow your leader" graffiti

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/perfectsweeties/status/1292136281305165825

https://twitter.com/anne_theriault/status/1294009923383234560

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/MCHammer/status/1294024970817814529

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

The girl who did this with All Star was far better.

Mauser
Dec 16, 2003

How did I even get here, son?!

9 years ago when I was in peace corps. I've had several bananas since then, so anecdotally this checks out.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

https://twitter.com/jodieharsh/status/1293633731589287936

Slippery
May 16, 2004


Muscles Boxcar

Just wanted to say thanks for bringing this twitter to my attention as it owns and is great reading, you're the coolest thanks!

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Trevor Hale
Dec 8, 2008

What have I become, my Swedish friend?

https://twitter.com/phoebe_bridgers/status/1294251965430497281?s=20

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