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hello yes i am a v wealthy investor and would like to know if this corn dog offers a second screen experience b/c that is the sort of thing that people like me are concerned about |
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Aug 14, 2020 03:31
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Name it Dogglr and watch the $$$ roll in
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Aug 14, 2020 03:34
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Prof. Crocodile posted:hello yes i am a v wealthy investor and would like to know if this corn dog offers a second screen experience b/c that is the sort of thing that people like me are concerned about *begins talking loudly over the other shark* i'm willing to offer you $2 million for 75% of your company but you have to accept the offer in the next 30 seconds or i'm out |
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Aug 14, 2020 03:35
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Prof. Crocodile posted:hello yes i am a v wealthy investor and would like to know if this corn dog offers a second screen experience b/c that is the sort of thing that people like me are concerned about This corn dog can be enjoyed on up to 3 screens for a home user, or up to 20 on a business license |
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Aug 14, 2020 03:57
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can i equipit to my neopet please i must know and quickly time is money and i have money and you want money but we both want time the invaluable desire to turn back the clock, returning to a simpler time when i had more hours in the day to play neopets
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Aug 14, 2020 03:59
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Suddenly my ACD - Actual Corn Dog seems past its sell by date. Also, given how long it's been sitting in the 7-11 corn dog heater, probably actually past its sell by date. |
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Aug 14, 2020 03:59
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nut posted:can i equipit to my neopet please i must know and quickly time is money and i have money and you want money but we both want time the invaluable desire to turn back the clock, returning to a simpler time when i had more hours in the day to play neopets let's say... 30 upfront, 10 recurring on a provisional basis |
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Aug 14, 2020 04:07
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we really went all out on this corndog. the boys down in graphics had a field day with this one. |
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Aug 14, 2020 04:07
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Aug 14, 2020 04:09
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Aug 14, 2020 04:10
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CyclesDog |
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Aug 14, 2020 04:11
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99.8% uptime, and 2 years of guaranteed updates and Tier 2 dedicated support. Don't know if you're going to get that level of commitment out of any other corndog on the market. |
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Aug 14, 2020 04:11
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Aug 14, 2020 04:11
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Thinking deeply about raycasting calculations wrt corn dog geometry to see if this project will turn a profit
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Aug 14, 2020 04:13
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Me, hackimg the mainframe to weird science up a cyber hot dog and cranking up the batter size to max |
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Aug 14, 2020 04:17
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lol vanisher posted:Me, hackimg the mainframe to weird science up a cyber hot dog and cranking up the batter size to max |
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Aug 14, 2020 04:24
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now, let me head this one right off at the pass: we are in no way affiliated with Virtual Porn Dog. |
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Aug 14, 2020 04:41
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vanisher posted:Me, hackimg the mainframe to weird science up a cyber hot dog and cranking up the batter size to max
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Aug 14, 2020 04:44
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the normal maps on this corn dog are beyond belief. you'd think they modeled every cranny, and, dare i say it, nook of this thing's crispy exterior. but folks, physics based rendering is what really sets it apart. a nice PBR goes great with a corn dog, is what i say
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Aug 14, 2020 07:56
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When are you coming out with the Korean corndog with cheese update? |
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Aug 14, 2020 11:44
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I don't know if I can get excited about this until the wireframe is glowy green and it's rotating and there's a wireframe plane beneath it stretching out to the horizon |
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Aug 14, 2020 14:47
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:When are you coming out with the Korean corndog with cheese update? I will open a Jira feature request ticket for this and assign it to the appropriate Kanban swimlanes |
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Aug 14, 2020 15:06
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ive been hearing a lot about updog recently. does this have updog? i will pay $1M for a 10% stake in updog. please help me i made my money in video rental stores in the 1980's and have no idea how the modern economy works |
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Aug 14, 2020 15:09
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It's done. The ultimate corndog experience
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Aug 14, 2020 16:36
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vanisher posted:It's done. The ultimate corndog experience 
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Aug 14, 2020 16:43
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vanisher posted:It's done. The ultimate corndog experience
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Aug 14, 2020 16:44
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vanisher posted:It's done. The ultimate corndog experience |
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Aug 14, 2020 16:51
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Cyberpunk Band Name ITT
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Aug 14, 2020 16:58
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Will there be a patch for countries that call corn dogs other things such as "Pluto pups" or "American dogs"?
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Aug 14, 2020 16:59
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:Will there be a patch for countries that call corn dogs other things such as "Pluto pups" or "American dogs"? i18n is not in scope for the VCD alpha release because our dev resources are fully allocated to the d11s (deliciousness) feature |
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Aug 14, 2020 17:10
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What kind of sides will be available? |
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Aug 14, 2020 17:15
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vanisher posted:It's done. The ultimate corndog experience
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Aug 14, 2020 17:27
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:What kind of sides will be available? this is mostly not in our roadmap at this time, although a perfect sinusoidal squirt of mustard is being considered after we get out of alpha |
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Aug 14, 2020 17:30
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*starts pressing the mustard button but my connection is slow and lagging so I just keep pressing it because nothing is happening then a few seconds later but feels like way longer a giant ocean of mustard shows up all at once completely drowning my virtual corn dog*
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Aug 15, 2020 00:46
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-=(SHARK TANK)=- Mark Cuban: So let me get this straight. It's a corn dog? And it's virtual? Daymond John: Yeah, that's what he said, Mark. See, that's your problem: you never listen! Mark Cuban: I heard corn dog. I love me some corn dog. Daymond John: Yeah, me too. Sorry I yelled at you. Corn dogs make me emotional. Lori Greiner: I like corn dogs too but you two should get a room! Barbara Corcoran: Geeze, if WE acted like them, we'd get all kinds of heck about it! Robert Herjavec: Alright, come on- let's get serious. We got frump truck here with an idea for a product, let's see what they have to say. frump truck: It's a virtual corn dog. Robert: What's your valuation at? frump truck: Um... what? It's a virtual corn dog. You uh... eat it? Virtually? Lori: No, what Robert's asking is what do you think your company is worth right now, factoring in your current inventory and your quarterly sales for the... frump truck: I just wanna know if I could get some coin to make this happen. Daymon: I own a bunch of fitness gear and Mark: Daymond, he doesn't care. Lori: Let frump truck speak! Daymond: Excuse me? Barbara: Will you two knock it off! I wanna hear about virtual corn dogs. Mark: i bet you do! Lori: See! I loving KNEW it! Anyone else here can say they LOVE the corn dog and get away with it but if Barb or I say something, we get slut shamed! frump truck so, are you in or what? Virtual corn dogs. It's good! Robert: You know what, I'm in. Daymond: For how much? We never even set terms? Mark Cuban: I'm in, too. frump truck: Um.... Lori: frump truck, we're all in. We're going to give you 2 million dollars to make this happen, even if it DOES mean Mark Cuban is a slut for wanting virtual corn dogs so god drat bad! Barbara: Lol, you tell that fucker! Robert: frump truck, I'm looking forward to working with you! https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Aug 15, 2020 03:20
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vanisher posted:It's done. The ultimate corndog experience
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Aug 15, 2020 03:24
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Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:-=(SHARK TANK)=- vanisher posted:It's done. The ultimate corndog experience |
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Aug 15, 2020 03:27
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Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:-=(SHARK TANK)=- another (virtual) byob success story! |
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Aug 15, 2020 03:32
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going mad with virtual hunger, copying and pasting the same image of my virtual corn dog over and over
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