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Gaynalex (Gay anal sex)
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Gaynalex (Gay anal sex) leave it to you to take something beautiful and wholesome between two consenting adults and turn it into a hosed up acronym. GO gently caress OFF YOURSELF
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Aug 14, 2020 08:46
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indistinguishable from all the other threads
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Aug 14, 2020 10:10
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:indistinguishable from all the other threads All you do is complain.
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Aug 14, 2020 10:11
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gently caress everysingle cop and gently caress nypd in particular
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Aug 14, 2020 10:13
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Hey buddy the jerk store called turns out they're running out of you
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Aug 14, 2020 10:21
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:All you do is complain. all you do is post absolute garbage all day every day ceaselessly, without fail, down the centuries
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Aug 14, 2020 10:25
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like, true dross. the opposite of communication. a static signal that collapses the waveform of "posts that could have been" into an outright assault on the senses. a malignancy. a danger to the soul. the end of culture.
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Aug 14, 2020 10:27
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Solvent posted:HOLY poo poo PISS TAPE IS REAL!!! 
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Aug 14, 2020 10:33
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:like, true dross. the opposite of communication. a static signal that collapses the waveform of "posts that could have been" into an outright assault on the senses. a malignancy. a danger to the soul. the end of culture. *fart noise*
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Aug 14, 2020 10:40
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gently caress me?! gently caress YOU, buddy!!! I ain't your buddy, pal!!
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Aug 14, 2020 10:46
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gently caress you this much I didn't read the op and voted 1
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Aug 14, 2020 12:14
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In a gently caress you for gently caress you world everyone gets hosed
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Aug 14, 2020 12:29
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Colonel Cancer posted:In a gently caress you for gently caress you world everyone gets hosed I believe in a world where every person has access to a fair and equal gently caress.
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Aug 14, 2020 12:33
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Suck me off till I fart. Randy as hell I start to pee on your toenails, a month goes by and the fungus start puffing out, I'm like, what's that disgusting poo poo on your feet? You say that's from me pissing on your drat rear end toenails. I deny it, absolute bullshit I say, gaslighting bastard. I start throwing things around the room, poo poo is getting busted up, the TV sputters static as a mallet strikes it in the middle of playing our favorite televangelist. I get extremely pissed off because now the TV is broken, I can't see the number to donate to the church. I start pissing on your toes again and you're like no it's only going to make it worse, a month later it's true, your toenails got fungus the size of softballs blasting out from under them. In fact, the toenails are gone, it's just orbs of fungus. I say disgusting, absolutely vile, you filthy piece of poo poo. We divorce, now I have no money or income to give money to my favorite televangelist, you have ruined my life, I will never forget this. Wait is this the sick rear end slam poetry thread?
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Aug 14, 2020 13:23
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:An old hag appears on your doorstep, you open the door, she asks "What's that straight rear end bullshit?" she says as she points to your sports memorabilia collection. "The Redskins?" she says, "That's some straight rear end poo poo, pathetically hetero." She forces her way past you and enters your house even as you protest, she picks up your favorite Redskins hat, "Just absolutely straight, just really disgusting is what it is." she says. She walks up to your Alexander Smith and Dwayne Haskins commemorative jerseys you bought for three hundo each, you start to stammer, terrified of the old crone and her hexing ways, but your useless pleas go unheard by the near-deaf hag. She drags her razor sharp talons across the jerseys, shredding them, "Absurdly hetero, just the most pathetic thing I've ever seen, there's no sense to it, none at all." The jerseys are nothing but scraps now, fluttering down to the floor out of her gnarled hands, you are openly weeping, she makes her way to the door. "I can't handle it, it's total crap, it is. It's a load of baloney, all this straight crap. Stupid." She vanishes to the night as you sob curled up on your living room floor. You think I'm reading any of this poo poo, pal? Lemme tell you something: I have a short attention span and low comprehension. poo poo like this pisses me right there hell off. Go jump straight up your own rear end. Literally gently caress your rear end with your own face. I'm so mad right now that I'm stapling roofing shingles to my dick and hollering at the upstairs neighbors. I swear to christ if there was anything in there about god's chosen sport of football (blessings be upon it), I will hunt you down and poo poo in your mailbox. Or PO box. Or mailshot. I don't care, but poop is coming your way via post.
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Aug 14, 2020 13:45
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hey
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Aug 14, 2020 13:56
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top o' the go gently caress yourself to ya 
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Aug 14, 2020 14:02
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im offended
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Aug 14, 2020 14:08
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JESUS gently caress YOU FUCKSTICK DUMB ARSE MARFUKKIN poo poo HOLE oval office SLAP
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Aug 14, 2020 14:08
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clammy posted:this is a thread for you to just get it all out and gently caress everyone, gently caress you, gently caress me, gently caress whatever. just unload. go gently caress yourself, and your mom, and your dad. only negative emotions allowed here. be toxic gently caress all the cunts that harsh my day. 
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Aug 14, 2020 14:19
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I love you all.
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Aug 14, 2020 14:39
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Why gently caress me 😢
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Aug 14, 2020 14:50
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i'm very tired and as such all i can say is eat my entire rear end, world. i want you to loving choke on my juicy, gorgeous rear end and die you shitbag planet with these absolute fuckbrain people. gently caress you
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Aug 14, 2020 14:59
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OH YEAH OP WELLL FUCKK YOUUU
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Aug 14, 2020 15:12
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Gentlemen we seem to be trapped in a fah-kyuu nah fah-kyuu nah fah-kyuu deadlock.
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Aug 14, 2020 15:15
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what a strange game - the only way to win is to go gently caress yourself
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Aug 14, 2020 15:17
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i hate you
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Aug 14, 2020 15:20
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eat poo poo and die op
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Aug 14, 2020 15:24
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OP I never liked you but today you have Totally unfucked yourself!
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Aug 14, 2020 15:25
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Can't we all just gently caress and get along?
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Aug 14, 2020 15:30
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GBS is all about flame wars and rude words 
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Aug 14, 2020 15:31
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Aug 14, 2020 15:34
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No YOU shut the gently caress up Dad!!!
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Aug 14, 2020 15:40
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You know what?! You want to be nineteen?! Go ahead! YOU JUST STAY THE gently caress OUT OF EVERYBODY'S FACE UNTIL YOU GOT THE FUCKIN JUICE TO GET A JOB WHERE THEY GIVE YOU A CHAIR!
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Aug 14, 2020 15:54
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man gently caress you too OP, who the gently caress asked you anyway fuckin rear end in a top hat
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Aug 14, 2020 16:24
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gently caress derechos
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Aug 14, 2020 16:29
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today is a good day to get hosed
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Aug 14, 2020 16:57
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gently caress you mom I like to drink and smoke dope and cigs stop ridin me
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Aug 14, 2020 16:58
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gently caress achewood they don’t look like cats at all they look like pugs I’m so loving enraged
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Aug 14, 2020 16:59
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