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Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?

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rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


Rarity posted:

Adam Cole spoke to TV Insider about competing with Dynamite


e: Also Amway won't let WWE have live fans until October 30th

And as we know, Adam Cole is an expert on growing.

1glitch0
Sep 4, 2018

I DON'T GIVE A CRAP WHAT SHE BELIEVES THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS CHANGED MY LIFE #HUFFLEPUFF

I'd love this to be AJ's new gimmick.

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

I gotta be honest, Joseph Park(s) being AJ Style's new flunky in bullshit science is almost making me want to watch SD.

Power Windows
Dec 29, 2004

Brasky used to ride upon a steed, perchance to spy a lady.


Now do one with Jeff standing in front of the cover of Yes's Fragile.

Marmaduke!
May 19, 2009

Why would it do that!?
We gotta get the framed TNA award pic in there first dog

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.

overmind2000 posted:

Sounds like the perfect guy to feud with Abyss when he inevitably debuts

Dear gods no. They would murder Alexa Bliss in their feud.


Also, isn't Abyss, like, really really old and out of shape? He is basically doing a reverse Kane here, starting as a corporate guy. I shudder to think what shape he'd be in when he finally gets his mask.

Blooming Brilliant
Jul 12, 2010

I haven't been following but when did Joseph Parks get signed, or was this his debut?

Also they're going to do Abyss vs. The Fiend aren't they :negative:

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Jul 25, 2007

Human Garbage
Watch me try to laugh this title off like the dickbag I am.

I also hang out with racists.
Abyss has been a writer for them for a while now

AJ already had flunkies, who could work! Abyss is almost as broken down as Mick Foley, for a lot of the same reasons

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

Yeah, he's pretty broken down. Even when he was still active those last years were using Decay and the Joseph Park character to kind of limit his work and keep him from doing the stuff he killed his body doing. It would probably be very not good if he wrestled now. Although he and AJ always did work well together.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Blooming Brilliant posted:

I haven't been following but when did Joseph Parks get signed, or was this his debut?

January 2019, he'd been a producer until this

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

edit: beaten

Sono
Apr 9, 2008





zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.


New PSP.TV background

zetamind2000 fucked around with this message at 23:43 on Aug 15, 2020

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Just keep Park as AJ's analytics guy who is in the background and makes goofy faces.

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

i didnt watch the segment but i surmise that the character is a take on chris harrington?

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?

:vince:

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?
Shane should ask Alec Baldwin how to get rid of big head disease.

Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around

STAC Goat posted:

I gotta be honest, Joseph Park(s) being AJ Style's new flunky in bullshit science is almost making me want to watch SD.

I'll never watch the show but I agree that it's incredibly endearing to me.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Pope Corky the IX posted:

Shane should ask Alec Baldwin how to get rid of big head disease.

ain't gonna help as long as shane's on that poo poo that make ya head grow

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

:xd:

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Pope Corky the IX posted:

Shane should ask Ken Griffey Jr. how to get rid of big head disease.

Hopkins FBI
Jan 4, 2015

MY SACRED POSTING VOW IS NOTHING, FOR WHILE I STAKED MY HONOR UPON MY COMMITMENT TO NEVER SUPPORT JOSEPH R. B. JUNIOR I HAVE SCANDALOUSLY ABANDONED MY PRINCIPLES
Get this...Adam Cole is short! Shorter than his billed height! :vince:

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



Hopkins FBI posted:

Get this...Adam Cole is short! Shorter than his billed height! :vince:

ohoho nooo

FullMetalJackoff
Feb 15, 2004

Waluigi want his fucking Amiibo
Speaking of things coming up short, I extended the Untitled Botchamania Project.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8xKvmDx9cQ

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
How do you seven star a post

explosivo
May 23, 2004

Fueled by Satan

FullMetalJackoff posted:

Speaking of things coming up short, I extended the Untitled Botchamania Project.

Give this man the ten thousand dollars.

I couldn't stop giggling at HHH as the mill worker.

Ad by Khad
Jul 25, 2007

Human Garbage
Watch me try to laugh this title off like the dickbag I am.

I also hang out with racists.
That vid is loving wonderful.

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN

FullMetalJackoff posted:

Speaking of things coming up short, I extended the Untitled Botchamania Project.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8xKvmDx9cQ

beautiful

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

FullMetalJackoff posted:

Speaking of things coming up short, I extended the Untitled Botchamania Project.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8xKvmDx9cQ

I'm crying in laughter, holy poo poo

Amp
Sep 10, 2010

:11tea::bubblewoop::agesilaus::megaman::yoshi::squawk::supaburn::iit::spooky::axe::honked::shroom::smugdog::sg::pkmnwhy::parrot::screamy::tubular::corsair::sanix::yeeclaw::hayter::flip::redflag:

FullMetalJackoff posted:

Speaking of things coming up short, I extended the Untitled Botchamania Project.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8xKvmDx9cQ


:bravo:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

FullMetalJackoff posted:

Speaking of things coming up short, I extended the Untitled Botchamania Project.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8xKvmDx9cQ

"The little wiener with his hands in his pockets" :lol:

Edit: "Why did you bring me to a sex criminal warehouse?" holy fuccccck, that's a frontrunner for next month's thread title.

Jerusalem fucked around with this message at 02:00 on Aug 16, 2020

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


FullMetalJackoff posted:

Speaking of things coming up short, I extended the Untitled Botchamania Project.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8xKvmDx9cQ

This is sublime.

Also is Joseph Park the GM of Smackdown now or what

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

:aaaaa:

That video needs to be edited into every month's edition of "Jerusalem's favorite posts"

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

projecthalaxy posted:

Also is Joseph Park the GM of Smackdown now or what

He's AJ Styles' PISS (really) statistician.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Chris James 2 posted:

there's two events next weekend i guess, here are the current cards

NXT Takeover XXX:
A five-way ladder match for the vacant North American title (known participants so far are Bronson Reed and Damian Priest)
Io Shirai defends the women's title against Dakota Kai
Adam Cole vs Pat McAfee

Summerslam:
Seth Rollins vs Dominick
Apollo Crews defends the US title against MVP
Street Profits (Angelo Dawkins and Montez Ford) defend the Raw tag titles against Andrade and Angel Garza
Sasha Banks defends the Raw women's title against Asuka
Bayley defends the SD women's title
Braun Strowman defends the Universal title against the Fiend
Drew McIntyre defends the WWE title against Randy Orton

Takeover additions:
Cameron Grimes qualified for the North American title match
Keith Lee defends the NXT title against Karrion Kross

Summerslam additions:
Bayley's SD women's title defense is also against Asuka
Mandy Rose vs Sonya Deville in a hair vs hair match
Seth/Dominic is a street fight

Chris James 2 fucked around with this message at 04:06 on Aug 16, 2020

Shine
Feb 26, 2007

No Muscles For The Majority

FullMetalJackoff posted:

Speaking of things coming up short, I extended the Untitled Botchamania Project.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8xKvmDx9cQ

JEEEEEZUS

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

Booking Asuka to go for both titles strikes me as naturally one of two stories.
1) Asuka wins both and goes over super strong.
2) One heel helps the other retain and the other doesn't.

Which makes me conclude that WWE will go with the third option.
3) Asuka loses both and is a loser.

RocknRollaAyatollah
Nov 26, 2008

Lipstick Apathy

FullMetalJackoff posted:

Speaking of things coming up short, I extended the Untitled Botchamania Project.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8xKvmDx9cQ

It's beautiful.

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Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


STAC Goat posted:

Booking Asuka to go for both titles strikes me as naturally one of two stories.
1) Asuka wins both and goes over super strong.
2) One heel helps the other retain and the other doesn't.

Which makes me conclude that WWE will go with the third option.
3) Asuka loses both and is a loser.

comedy option 4) Asuka wins both, Charlotte surprise returns and challenges her for both at the next week's PPV and wins

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