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wizzardstaff
Apr 6, 2018

Zorch! Splat! Pow!
I'm very partial to this one:

https://twitter.com/screaminbutcalm/status/1105577845642878976

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Teach
Mar 28, 2008


Pillbug
All time favourite.

https://twitter.com/robdelaney/status/480113651882287104

Also, open for a surprise.

https://twitter.com/JohanOosterman/status/1264610909349195776

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

that one is very good

This one remains evergreen

https://twitter.com/maplecocaine/status/1080665226410889217

And this is peak comedy

https://twitter.com/FreakyDeakyFam/status/1142126605302738944

SiKboy
Oct 28, 2007

Oh no!😱

I dont know why, but this one always hit me just right.

https://twitter.com/thepunningman/status/545910621297205249?s=20

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


fishtobaskets posted:

Guys im not trying to derail the daily twitter feed of cool tweets but please, tell me your all time favorite tweet. My mother has cancer

https://twitter.com/horse_ebooks/status/218439593240956928

https://twitter.com/jon_snow_420/status/1110669211292979200

Vanadium
Jan 8, 2005

I hope this isn't in bad taste given the occasion but I think about this one a lot.

Context:
https://twitter.com/crookedroads770/status/1244817918388359168

https://twitter.com/crookedroads770/status/1245141531146645505

Beard Yawn
Apr 11, 2011

You would make a good Dalek.
https://twitter.com/markpopham/status/1155856550591905795?s=20

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/dril/status/205052027259195393?lang=en

Lord Hydronium
Sep 25, 2007

Non, je ne regrette rien


Also its cousin:

https://twitter.com/geraldinreverse/status/1045907408474664961

Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE
https://twitter.com/WhatsAGreenhorn/status/1294975519973355525?s=19

Pest control is extremely accurate

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


I would definitely watch an Olympic-level the floor is lava competition.

Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007


https://twitter.com/Miexriir/status/1295029870288752640

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.
https://twitter.com/CraigatPorlock/status/1294664437404594182?s=20

Stealth Tiger
Nov 14, 2009

https://twitter.com/golden_aion/status/1294747886035644417

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth

Literally laughed out loud at this. Proclick

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

Does anyone have a link to the thread that was just pics of middle-aged people from the 50s and 60s who looked old af because everyone aged so badly?

This is prompted by me finding out today that Kamala Harris is the same age as LBJ when he was sworn in.

Ambitious Spider
Feb 13, 2012



Lipstick Apathy

trapped mouse posted:

Literally laughed out loud at this. Proclick

that has to be the further adventures of this dude:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IgkZIXQS1xA

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
https://twitter.com/incineroarfan69/status/1293818944109846529?s=19

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

https://twitter.com/AnyTechnology/status/1294696290937380865

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

Badger of Basra posted:

Does anyone have a link to the thread that was just pics of middle-aged people from the 50s and 60s who looked old af because everyone aged so badly?

This is prompted by me finding out today that Kamala Harris is the same age as LBJ when he was sworn in.

I was intrigued so I googled it, which led me to these articles: https://www.boredpanda.com/past-young-people-look-older/?utm_source=google&utm_medium=organic&utm_campaign=organic

https://www.boredpanda.com/young-people-looked-older/?utm_source=google&utm_medium=organic&utm_campaign=organic

Which led me to this thread:
https://twitter.com/BMcCarthy32/status/1210350854571585537

Is that it?

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/baddestmamajama/status/1294796256535932928

https://twitter.com/clapifyoulikeme/status/1294816873503166464

https://twitter.com/theheatherhogan/status/1294798108858224641

https://twitter.com/VincentRK/status/1294404193294442502

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007


I think so! Thank you

Trapick
Apr 17, 2006

My extremely unscientific guess is cigarettes getting less popular, sunscreen getting more popular, and people having kids later has made people visibly age slower than 50+ years ago.

God Hole
Mar 2, 2016

i imagine less lead in the air helps

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/womeninhorrors/status/1294049688400719873

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
https://twitter.com/philistella/status/1294969420238987266

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬


what's the joke here, for us lowly monolinguals?

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
"I will gently caress you in the mouth and arse"

It's a famous poem from Roman times

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catullus_16

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


The line is usually translated as "I will sodomize and face-gently caress you". That's the opening line of Catullus 16, which is something that you don't usually see in an introductory Latin class.

ultrafilter has a new favorite as of 00:45 on Aug 17, 2020

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
Perfect for Father's Day. :allears:

frankee
Dec 29, 2017

https://twitter.com/pokeythepenguin/status/1280892403772260352

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

Didn't gorilla channel become a real thing for a few weeks?


https://twitter.com/dril/status/26334898832?s=19

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Ornamental Dingbat posted:

Didn't gorilla channel become a real thing for a few weeks?

It's still up.

https://www.pscp.tv/w/1DXxyEeArRExM

About 22 hours of content.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

fishtobaskets posted:

Guys im not trying to derail the daily twitter feed of cool tweets but please, tell me your all time favorite tweet. My mother has cancer

https://twitter.com/harrypotterhell/status/1295157225816764416?s=19

Shnakepup
Oct 16, 2004

Paraphrasing moments of genius

fishtobaskets posted:

Guys im not trying to derail the daily twitter feed of cool tweets but please, tell me your all time favorite tweet. My mother has cancer

https://twitter.com/onlyafrogames/status/716833440612671488?s=21

Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE
https://twitter.com/bestofnextdoor/status/1295176286403346435?s=19

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


ding dog ditch

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




Ror posted:

ding dog ditch dick.

LordSaturn
Aug 12, 2007

sadly unfunny

fishtobaskets posted:

Guys im not trying to derail the daily twitter feed of cool tweets but please, tell me your all time favorite tweet. My mother has cancer

it's this https://twitter.com/drilgpt2archive/status/1216107006400114691

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MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/luulubuu/status/1295019665916416000

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